Mark Collett / Patriotic Alternative - Mouseman, British White Nationalist, Guntguard, Felted by Shitlib Documentarians, Russia & China Shill, Simp for Islamists

[Mr. Manchester]

Why is every single nazi-larper a gigantic hypocritical faggot? I wish lefties didn't ban these types so aggressively. Then it'd be easier for the world to laugh at them.

I remember a discussion I was having in a high school American History class I was taking. We were talking about the civil rights movement and how the KKK used to go marching around small towns doing things I imagine the Ralphamales of the past would do. A student asked why it was okay that we let them do that and the teacher said that if you ban them then you show the world that you're afraid of them which is exactly what they want. I always liked that response and it's stuck me to this day.

 

[bile demon]

Mark Collette's most well known contribution to the Killstream was starting a Holocaust debate during the Healstream, which led directly to the Killstream's downfall.

The OG aylawg.

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

His gf would look pretty good if she hadn't gotten those ugly ass tattoos. What a shame!

 

[Johan Schmidt]

His gf would look pretty good if she hadn't gotten those ugly ass tattoos. What a shame!

I always wondered who even did those sorts of tats, all the tattoo guys I've met have been massive lefty faggots.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

I always wondered who even did those sorts of tats, all the tattoo guys I've met have been massive lefty faggots.

Prisoners. The saviours of the white race always seem to also be the dregs of it.

 

[Johan Schmidt]

Prisoners. The saviours of the white race always seem to also be the dregs of it.

I don't think that the UK has the same sort of prison tat culture that American lockups do. But prison/prisoners/people prison adjacent is probably the source yeah.

 

[byuu]

Gott strafe England

 

[Kramer on the phone]

Prisoners. The saviours of the white race always seem to also be the dregs of it.

to be fair, when the left will lock up anyone that mocks trannies or niggers or vice president nigger tranny its hard to not end up in the dreg category.

Also if we're going to do threads on Ralph's reoccuring guests, Pat Dixon is a much better lolcow. his podcast has multiple episodes of him defending literal rape and pedos, openly telling women in the audience he will fuck them aganist their will. And openly lashing out at ex-girlfriends, he has been divorced 3 times and despite being 50 hangs out with teenagers and Ethan Ralph. his biggest claim to fame was working for free on best week ever and being one of the last 4 pack a day smokers in NYC

 

[Sam Losco]

Whether or not a person would qualify as a lolcow doesn't really apply in the gunt board. If we were applying the same rules, there'd only be like 5 threads total.

A thread on Mark is fine, a thread on Pat would be finer. If the threads are good enough, then they might survive the eventual closing of this board (Ralph's going to have a massive heart attack at some point) and get moved out to regular sections of the site.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

to be fair, when the left will lock up anyone that mocks trannies or niggers or vice president nigger tranny its hard to not end up in the dreg category.

Also if we're going to do threads on Ralph's reoccuring guests, Pat Dixon is a much better lolcow. his podcast has multiple episodes of him defending literal rape and pedos, openly telling women in the audience he will fuck them aganist their will. And openly lashing out at ex-girlfriends, he has been divorced 3 times and despite being 50 hangs out with teenagers and Ethan Ralph. his biggest claim to fame was working for free on best week ever and being one of the last 4 pack a day smokers in NYC

As pointed out, Mark Collett's previous associates are terrorists with child porn collections - he keeps good company.

Whether or not a person would qualify as a lolcow doesn't really apply in the gunt board. If we were applying the same rules, there'd only be like 5 threads total.

A thread on Mark is fine, a thread on Pat would be finer. If the threads are good enough, then they might survive the eventual closing of this board (Ralph's going to have a massive heart attack at some point) and get moved out to regular sections of the site.

I think Mark Collett does deserve a thread, he's not a full fledged lolcow, but he is certainly lolcow adjacent. He is definitely a slow burn at best, I personally find him amusing because his past associates are some of the most pathetic, hated weirdos in the UK, yet Ralph who claims to be an "anglophile" because he was married to Nora, invites him on and treats him like an esteemed guest who is worth listening to.

 

[Johan Schmidt]

As pointed out, Mark Collett's previous associates are terrorists with child porn collections - he keeps good company.

I think Mark Collett does deserve a thread, he's not a full fledged lolcow, but he is certainly lolcow adjacent. He is definitely a slow burn at best, I personally find him amusing because his past associates are some of the most pathetic, hated weirdos in the UK, yet Ralph who claims to be an "anglophile" because he was married to Nora, invites him on and treats him like an esteemed guest who is worth listening to.

The problem with Collett is that he doesn't really do much of interest now. PA is very PR friendly in what they do, and the way they go about things; about the most 'lolcow' thing he does now seems to be the Call of Duty tournaments. He's not exactly 'Pokemon Go! To the Polls!' level of cringe, but it's fairly dammed close. I think if they ever get the electoral commission to do their jobs, he might have some lolcow worthy stuff as he campaigns. Most of the time it's just grifting for cash because the banks keep closing his accounts.

Mind you, my favourite thread is Moviebob, so who knows, people might like shittalking the cringey PWR stuff he does.

 

[Snigger]

My brother is obsessed with these alt right grifting fags, it's so gay

 

[The Wokest]

I remember this guy, this is the guy who was going on and on with the roller coasters of death to prove that the holocaust never happened!

 

[Noventa e Quatro]

He always sounded normal and well adjusted in his interviews, but Jesus that picture is bad. Can you imagine Laura Towler meeting her?

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

One thing I noticed about Mark from one of his killstream appearances is that he gets oddly defensive and irritable if you ask if his name is French in origin.

 

[NPC304348]

he's my favorite type of gunt guard. the moral crusader who conveniently ignores literally everything about ralph's life in order to get exposure through his show. he's always going on about how people should live their lives. killstream really attracts the most ghoulish grifters.

 

[GL09]

I always laugh at how inept and impotent he is when confronted by the journalist.

Where’s your evidence!?
It was all recorded.
Really!? Well… Can you leave my house please Mr Jew?
No
Can you stop filming?
No I can't stop.
Okay...

His gf would look pretty good if she hadn't gotten those ugly ass tattoos. What a shame!

I find most women increase in attractiveness without giant swastikas tattooed on their chest.

 

[Remove kebab]

His gf would look pretty good if she hadn't gotten those ugly ass tattoos. What a shame!

unfortunately I can't fix his height, or her neck

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

I've been waiting for a thread on this guy for a while. Mainly because I remember a video of him sperging out about how an oven french fry ad is destroying the traditional family. I shit you not the video was titled Oven Chip Advert attacks the traditional family or something to that extent. The dude seems to be a massive politisperg.

 

[Hesa]

I have a vague memory of a story about Mark taking back an underage girl/girls to his hotel room at a BNP conference.

It was him and Dave Hannam in a hotel in Blackpool with two 14 year olds. There is a video of it knocking about. I'll dig the video out tomorrow.