Mark Collett / Patriotic Alternative - Mouseman, British White Nationalist, Guntguard, Felted by Shitlib Documentarians, Russia & China Shill, Simp for Islamists

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Usb2200a said:
I have a vague memory of a story about Mark taking back an underage girl/girls to his hotel room at a BNP conference.
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Obviously to talk to them about Nordic Thulean spirituality.

At least the children were able to flee in disgust. The BNP coverup was to be expected.
 
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When the ethnostate is built, anyone without a Nintendo Switch will be sent to a concentration camp.
Mark's ethnostate will have special versions of the games, where only Nintendo characters are allowed. Sonic and all these other pesky characters will be shoved in the oven.
 
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Johan Schmidt said:
The problem with Collett is that he doesn't really do much of interest now. PA is very PR friendly in what they do, and the way they go about things; about the most 'lolcow' thing he does now seems to be the Call of Duty tournaments. He's not exactly 'Pokemon Go! To the Polls!' level of cringe, but it's fairly dammed close. I think if they ever get the electoral commission to do their jobs, he might have some lolcow worthy stuff as he campaigns. Most of the time it's just grifting for cash because the banks keep closing his accounts.

Mind you, my favourite thread is Moviebob, so who knows, people might like shittalking the cringey PWR stuff he does.
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Egg on my face, turns out the second in command Laura Towler admitted on one of her streams - didn't even know she had a stream - that PA is never going to actually run as a party, and she wouldn't bother contesting elections because it might dox her. EDIT: Which makes it pretty fucking weird that they are constantly asking for cash from people; since they aren't going to try campaigning and are instead doing what? Leisure walks?

Also: One of Marks associates, the No White Guilt guy, seems literally unhinged.

Edgy title aside, it doesn't seem out of character from the PWR stuff I've seen.
 
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Typical skinhead retard who reformed himself into a cloying weasal, whose manner of speaking reminds me of an evangelical pastor or a third rate motivational speaker. He loves to talk of "offering guidance" and "mentoring" people, like he has any actual support or common sense to offer anyone. Highlighted by his very poor decision to be one of Ralph's few remaining gunt guards.

All around ridiculous guy.
 
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Explicitly Cacophonous said:
Probably a fed, or whatever they call them in the UK.
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Pretty sure schizos in Canada and the commonwealth call Feds, Crown Agents (agents to the Queen). It’s as ridiculous as it sounds. If you want a good example just look up Blue Apples channel on YT/Bitchute.
AltisticRight said:
And he dated a Neonazi bleached giraffe.
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Mr E. Grifter said:
How is she half a head taller than him, that's fucking absurd.
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AntiSchwuletteAktion said:
His gf would look pretty good if she hadn't gotten those ugly ass tattoos. What a shame!
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It shows the Superior Dutch Genes over the Inferior Anglo Genes. She doesn’t look that tall, like 5 11 or 6 2 at most, but her next to Collet who is a Manlet is staggering.

Agree on the tattoos though, absolutely disgusting.
 
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Lobster Cult High Priest said:
Pretty sure schizos in Canada and the commonwealth call Feds, Crown Agents (agents to the Queen). It’s as ridiculous as it sounds. If you want a good example just look up Blue Apples channel on YT/Bitchute.



It shows the Superior Dutch Genes over the Inferior Anglo Genes. She doesn’t look that tall, like 5 11 or 6 2 at most, but her next to Collet who is a Manlet is staggering.

Agree on the tattoos though, absolutely disgusting.
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From my experience in Britain, fed, shill, or spook are the common phrases. Crown Agent is too blocky of a phrase to catch on and you are the first person I have ever heard say it.
 
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Dead cat said:
View attachment 3158723unfortunately I can't fix his height, or her neck
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De-giraffed her, presentable now.
Those tattoos are absolutely putrid.
 
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De-giraffed her, presentable now.
Those tattoos are absolutely putrid.
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Mark looks like every fuckboy tossrocket I've ever met at every club I've ever been to. His hobbies look to include: Fifa, cheating on his wife, working in telephone sales, and saving up for his Deanobox newbuild house on a former greensite.
 
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Noventa e Quatro said:
Mark and Laura will debate two lefties on the new Cozy honeypot Politically Provoked
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Why am I not surprised it's two literally whos. Mark and his organization are really struggling to make it big, aren't they? The guests on PWR have also been nobodies for a long time now. His "debate" with the niggerfaggot Gazi Kodzo makes PA look like a joke and it's one of his most viewed videos on schizochute.

For anyone interested in the disaster:
 
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