Marvel Rivals - Superhero slop meets overwatch

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Video games aren’t actually that hard but being good on a team is. Usually it’s 3 people fluffing 2 autists.
The problem is that widow is a dogshit character that requires 4 people to baby her (a mantis, phoenix, a shield and someone to help her secure the kill/get someone low enough for her to finish them off), takes forever for her to reload or get another shot, gets denied by good healers and shields and her meme stun combo gets completely cucked by outrunning her (which 90% of the cast can do) or using a mic.
Oh and did i mention shes a 250 health character with 0 weird mobility in a game where even the shittiest hero can drop her in seconds and can jump around like mr bing bing wahoo himself?
 
I'm no incel but damn gamer women are the WORST:mad:
It's genuinely frustrating how true and relateable this is. "Gamer Gurls" are a particular breed of fucking insufferable, and they even exist in my fucking boomer MMO. The same breed that always goes on and on about how "toxic" the players who are still "old Internet" in spirit are, despite the fact they're the cattiest cunts imaginable who would do shit exactly like these bitches at the drop of a hat given the opportunity. Just like this fine gentleman experienced, you are almost always carrying their fucking asses as well.

Gamer women who don't make you want to eat a fucking bullet after 5 minutes exist, but got damn they might as well be unicorns.
 
I think the team captain invited him.
I was also wondering why a top 500 player who actually wanted to tryhard for the cash would play on a full team of e-girls. But it looks like teams were decided by draft. So he was shafted right off the rip.


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I bet if women cared about video games they might be mad at them for making all women look bad.
Enjoy some salt
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What annoys me is that they were the worst team it seems. If they wanted to not be walked down with low diff, they’d be flexible on picks considering the competition. But even ignoring the widow situation, all these bitches dogpiled the guy for suggesting triple support which was probably their best shot at a win.

I hate these people so much. They have no credence in gaming or entertainment and only exist to bilk pathetic men.
 
The problem is that widow is a dogshit character that requires 4 people to baby her (a mantis, phoenix, a shield and someone to help her secure the kill/get someone low enough for her to finish them off), takes forever for her to reload or get another shot, gets denied by good healers and shields and her meme stun combo gets completely cucked by outrunning her (which 90% of the cast can do) or using a mic.
Oh and did i mention shes a 250 health character with 0 weird mobility in a game where even the shittiest hero can drop her in seconds and can jump around like mr bing bing wahoo himself?
I'm sure there are hardcore limitations to the sniper but niche characters are typically the most potential stomping these tournaments provided there's enough of an autist at the wheel.

The character I spammed in Dota 2 had a playrate of literally .4% and a 44% winrate, with 0 competitive play for about 4 years and I used that shit like a bludgeon. If you've been playing from behind your entire life, you are easily the most dangerous when ahead. The general assumption is that these people are either dogshit or insanely dangerous and unfortunately this guy rolled a lemon.

Obviously I can't talk about a game I've barely played, just speaking in this guys defense, but as someone who typed "I'm going mid, please god trust me" nearly every game from 2016-2017, If I was invited to a party where one guy looked me dead in the face and said "I'm doing the most retarded shit and I need you to trust me" I'd 100% let them cook if the alternative was not playing at all.

Especially where 4 people already know each other, you'd expect them to have SOME kind of scheme in order.
 
How well off are these e-thots that they felt completely comfortable shitting on a guy for wanting them to play seriously for bit to get $40k for playing a game? Making fun of him for wanting to win money to pay for his college education is insane. I hate following meta in general and try to just play what I want, but I'd lock in for someone if money was involved.
 
What annoys me is that they were the worst team it seems. If they wanted to not be walked down with low diff, they’d be flexible on picks considering the competition. But even ignoring the widow situation, all these bitches dogpiled the guy for suggesting triple support which was probably their best shot at a win.

I hate these people so much. They have no credence in gaming or entertainment and only exist to bilk pathetic men.
Every other team ran the current meta of 3 supports. Its basically the only way to play currently, so for them to just outright refuse to play correctly is really shitty.
 
Why are Asian women so predominant with twitch and able to get away with so much?
Because one in 3 men have yellow-fever*, & 3 in 10 used to have jungle-fever**. My sources?
*I'm one of those 3.
**I'm also one of those 3, among those 10 (I blame Sheva Alomar for this).

Where do you think the saying "Never ask the savior of the White race, what the race of his beloved is" comes from.
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I'm semi-ironic here, but there's a reason why White women almost created the SS again when the OF whore visa thing happened.
Yeah, we need push foward on this.
 
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I'm sure there are hardcore limitations to the sniper but niche characters are typically the most potential stomping these tournaments provided there's enough of an autist at the wheel.

The character I spammed in Dota 2 had a playrate of literally .4% and a 44% winrate, with 0 competitive play for about 4 years and I used that shit like a bludgeon. If you've been playing from behind your entire life, you are easily the most dangerous when ahead. The general assumption is that these people are either dogshit or insanely dangerous and unfortunately this guy rolled a lemon.

Obviously I can't talk about a game I've barely played, just speaking in this guys defense, but as someone who typed "I'm going mid, please god trust me" nearly every game from 2016-2017, If I was invited to a party where one guy looked me dead in the face and said "I'm doing the most retarded shit and I need you to trust me" I'd 100% let them cook if the alternative was not playing at all.

Especially where 4 people already know each other, you'd expect them to have SOME kind of scheme in order.
I think the main issue that you seem to have missed here is that she was also playing on 200 ping. Even if she was a good Black Widow (which seems to be in question to begin with), she was trying to play a sniper character on 200 ping against actual top level players who seemed to be out of her league even if she had been on normal ping. And she was clearly not performing. I don't even know where her ego comes from here because you have to be way beyond just delusional to keep forcing your pick when your ping is already a gigantic detriment to the team.
 
It's also hilarious that he called out exactly what the other teams would have in terms of composition since the meta is so well established, 1 healbot(luna/invis/loki) + 2 off supports with good damage (mantis/adam/gambit) with 2 tanks + 1 dps or the insane combo of 3 tanks + 3 supports which can genuinely steamroll with ult charge generation with gambit. Playing widow into triple support is effectively a 5v6 especially with 200+ ping. It also doesn't help that hawkeye is basically just a better sniper all around than widow there's not really any situation I can think of in a poke meta where I would want a widow over a hawkeye.

In entirely unrelated to the drama news, how do you guys feel about the new season? I can't say i'm a fan of deadpool at all or as a character. I've never wanted the ability to mute character interaction voicelines without muting ult lines so badly before. As it stands every damn game I play I hear the same old annoying MCU tier lines that I can't mute without also muting character ult lines which is incredibly annoying. Deadpool as a support being able to generate an ult in under 10 seconds by jumping on the head of a tank who's taken damage is possibly the most retarded choice they could've ever made in this game.
 
I'm semi-ironic here, but there's a reason why White women almost created the SS again when the OF whore visa thing happened.
i wish
now they're getting sniped for beaners

and you can't blame a man if the woman doesn't want to get fucked by them now can you?
Women. Am i right fellas?
this is how they act
women are just jeets and niggers
i don't know how many times this has to happen until someone understands

there's all those setting back women comments because SHE'S BEHAVING LIKE A WOMAN
 
So Cece's reputation getting blown up has caused a smaller streamer (AndTGro) to post about the girls

>after Charlie Kirk was killed, the guy posts a short video basically saying "killing people for political opinions is bad"
>Luciyasa is a retarded pro-palestine cunt so that set her off, so she started to spread shit about the guy and claims he said "pray for Charlie Kirk" to try to start a leftist hate train on him
>someone brings it up in his stream and his response is "I don't know, I'll have to ask her if she really said that"
>then her boyfriend immediately jumps into his stream chat before AndTGro even really knows what's happening and pulls the "keep my girls name out of your mouth!"
>the guy then creates 2 videos defending himself
>Luci hops in his DMs and claims he's defending himself for money
>he explains why he made the videos and she just ghosts him instead of responding
>Cece is the creator of the Rival Creators discord group, which is where all the content creators network
>Cece threatens that if he makes any more videos to clear himself, he'll be banned and lose tons of opportunities
>Cece admits in the DMs that Luci told her that she got AndTGro mixed up with someone else and never bothered to clear AndTGro of her accusations
>Cece spends the entire DM conversation defending Luci while trying to pressure AndTGro to stay quiet
>he's been trying to distance himself from the group by trying to ghost them and even declined to join the Deadpool tournament that Basim set up


He posted the DM showing that he was invited to the tournament and Flats (one of the biggest rivals streamers) says that looks about right:
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DM he posted between him and Cece:
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DM he made to Luci before Cece even DM'd him:
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Note that the DMs to Luci are from September 29th and he last DM asking if she's even going to respond is on October 1st. He claims she still never responded.
 
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