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Cantaloupe Nuts said:
I just started reading the story he posted back in February. So far a man has fallen in love with his own sister and joined antifa.

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All of his stories seem to involve masturbating to his sister. Which is already weird, but I seem to recall* when he first started getting his life in order he mentioned that it was (in part) because his sister was holding his feet to the fire and making him take better care of his mental health and his surroundings.

In other words, does his sister know about all his fucking weird sister incest fic? That must be scarring, poor girl. I like Masao, but I really hope doesn't actually have these fantasies about his sister (or that he at least hides it from her well).

I might be misremembering it. I watched that video years and years ago.
 
Surfin Terf said:
All of his stories seem to involve masturbating to his sister. Which is already weird, but I seem to recall* when he first started getting his life in order he mentioned that it was (in part) because his sister was holding his feet to the fire and making him take better care of his mental health and his surroundings.

In other words, does his sister know about all his fucking weird sister incest fic? That must be scarring, poor girl. I like Masao, but I really hope doesn't actually have these fantasies about his sister (or that he at least hides it from her well).

I might be misremembering it. I watched that video years and years ago.
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Since it always seems to be a different character in different situations and roles, I lean towards the hopeful conclusion that it's all just a taboo fetish thing and not a reflection of actual attraction to his sister. I know any time I've heard incest fetishes discussed (more than I'd like) people are always quick to point out how thoughts of their own actual family members is disgusting and impossible to think about but they still like it in stories or porn. But you never know. Especially if the persons mental faculties are already in a dubious place in some ways. Either way it would be very good if the website and writings are unknown to her.

Interestingly, on Masao's sister, going back to post (#238) ITT Ellesse linked to Masao's newer "Cause Over Life" video (description says it was filmed back in 2010) and it's him showing off mail and advertisements he got from the church of scientology, he says because his sister fell for it and joined and got him on their mailing/prospective member list. So for all we know his sister is crazy too and wouldn't bat an eye.
I'm glad her attempt at dragging Masao into all that seemed not to pan out, at least. And it sounds like she straightened up and got away from it too.
Scientology. Beaten by Masao. That has to say something.
 
Videos uploaded over the last few weeks.
 
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Ken Barlow said:
Videos uploaded over the last few weeks.

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Korean Rice Recipe

This recipe is actually pretty delicious
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I am a total boomer so soz 4 direct linx fam...
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Canola coddled egg:

A delicious tomato sandwich:

Korean rice recipe:
 
Sammyrye said:

I know its kinda lame. But. This guy does an ok job. Idk.
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I'm surprised he still seems to, for lack of a much better term I'm sure I could use, "leech" off of Masao all these years later but Parthenocarpy is still invaluable in all this for his archive work.
There's something funny about his way of showing a clip to be him holding his laptop up shakily in one hand while taking a vape hit with the other.
I don't mind him talking about Masao, and I love it when he does actually get to interact with him during some streams or Q&As. Those 10-30 second clips the channels been all about for the last few years always annoyed me though. A lot of that channels stuff has felt kind of like it's trying to cling to relevance since Masao got his own set up again (instead of an archive last active 3 years ago or something), but I guess it doesn't hurt anyone, especially if he does occasionally get to speak with Masao (and Masao will comment on Hoarder's channel from time to time).
Bless the Archive Goon.
 
I do this because its fun. I'm a dishwasher. We have a lot of time to bullshit in the dishpit and I have a lot of time to think. Ever since Bo Burnham sent a legion of fans to the channel, I'm bombarded with questions. Understand that I hold a sense of responsibility to explain and condense material that is a. bad camera quality b. extremely disturbing c. in some cases, extremely triggering. For some people, this hits way to close to home. And they can't find beauty or appreciation in being allowed into a life like this. So yeah, I'm comfortable doing whatever the fuck I want with the channel. Masao and I are buddies, we talk frequently, his input is invaluable with the newly launched, NON MONETIZED, podcast. Thank you.
 
Masao spotted a crime in progress!
 
Ellesse_warrior said:
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Aw I thought he was going to do a face reveal.

Anyone know what the thing he was kicking is?
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It's an African aboriginal themed CD case tower. The slots in the front (the side where the faces are looking at you) on either side of the vertical cage-like-part in the front are where you slot-in the CDs in their cases.
 
Just taking a stroll around a car park at night. Inspects some construction going on and thinks the cops might arrest him because they could be building a secret nuclear weapon under the car park. Talks about a vaccine tracker app. He gets in his car and drives to the other side of the car park because he wants to go to Nickles and is waiting for his sister.
 
I wish I could be Masao's friend and wander around garbage parks and weird parking lots together while listening to him ramble.
 
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