💀 Horrorcow Masaokis - Cooking with Hoarders

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Masaokis buries poutine, just to see if it will be there in the Spring.
 
He should have buried it deeper, but I suppose that's the best he could do with an axe. Hopefully he remembers to dig it up in spring and we get a follow up video.
 
Disgruntled Pupper said:
He should have buried it deeper, but I suppose that's the best he could do with an axe. Hopefully he remembers to dig it up in spring and we get a follow up video.
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Given he commented that he’s previously performed this experiment with a cheeseburger, I have faith in Masao to follow this through as only he can - even if it entails digging in the wrong spot and unearthing Rawhead Rex.
 
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Crazy to see his shitty apartment is still standing and not burned down and foreclosed on and only marginally polluted with filth and garbage nowadays.
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I like the weird items that are always in his apartment and where they are. Why does he have exactly this weird thing in this weird place? What was he doing with it?
 
AnOminous said:
Why does he have exactly this weird thing in this weird place? What was he doing with it?
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No matter the object or place of rest, he was likely fighting cardboard robots with it...with any minced beef caked onto an edge having occurred in an unrelated time traveling experiment conducted with a 500 degree oven and sambuca as a leavening agent.
 
New video. Ignore his illicit stash of plastic cutlery.
 
>Grapefruit
It's actually eggplant
>"Always make sure thingies are clean when you cook"
He says as he swishes instantly dissolving toilet paper around a pot
>Throws the piece that fell on the floor into his poo-poo pee-pee toilet
MASAO WHAT THE FUCK. Wasn't he having plumbing problems at some point? No fuckin' wonder. Actually, in my all time favorite Masao video he walks into the bathroom and we briefly see there's a piece of bread floating in the toilet. Maybe throwing food waste into the toilet is one of his quirks?
>Leaf encrusted water ruined book in the shower
Yeah sure okay
>Four 7-up boxes
Man likes his 7-up
>Masao remembers the buried poutine
Aww yeah follow up video incoming!
>Plops down on his trashy floor to read a book of really bad kids jokes
They're really bad
>The recipe is a failure
Bless this man
 
I like how the basis of the ingredients isn't on flavor but that they both look like dildos.
Edit: He didn't like it because it "smells bad and has no taste." Well yeah you didn't add anything like stock, seasoning, tomato paste, onion, just watery rice and watery veg
 
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A nice view of the rest of Masaokis's place. Featuring more 7-up boxes.
 
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