Orbiter MASSIVE SHOUTOUT TO Derich Ip / Koom and the Gang - [NSFW] Cum meet a retarded Asian, his any% speedrun to prison, and the retarded whores they meet along the way

If/when Derich steals his parents' credit card, what will he spend on?

  • A youtube membership so he can talk in Phil's chat

    Votes: 175 27.3%
  • Porn and thots

    Votes: 466 72.7%

  • Total voters
    641
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The moment even Phil’s most degenerate mod rips into Derish, you know the kid needs damn help https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g4FG-MJZjes
This whole video by AnonyMouse is an autistic Gold Mine. It's just him going through Derich's youtube videos. So here are the highlights which I've found to have stuck out:

"Dare Share" straight up cannot pronounce the "TH" sound in English. Three is pronounced as "free" and "This" is "dis". Dare Share is confirmed to be something he calls himself as his name is "Derich" (Derish) Ip as he pronounces it like that: Derich pronouncing his name

If there was any doubt that his twitter account is not his, then how he talks in this video should prove that to the rest. He talks just like how he writes, he gives shoutouts to random people and the only way that it's not him is if some troll has mastered his schedule and his writing style similar to how DSP claims that DownFromTheRafters is not his account.

At 53:20, you can find this gem. Derich also likes black people as much as his Goutfather Dave does.
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At 54:00, he comments that "I like her sexy outfit".....Derich was cooming before he started twitter posting. He chooses "Wii Fit Studio" as the stage :lit:
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if he keeps heading down this path he’s gonna discover bdsm and then we will truly enter suffering
Shout out to the very talented and extremely gorgeous @[female pornstar] for her first CBT scene with @[male pornstar]! [male pornstar], did you enjoy having your balls stepped on by high heels?
 
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welp gentlemen we have entered the:
Emo gf
Level of this rapidly descending ride I’m honestly terrified of the repercussions of this because if he keeps heading down this path he’s gonna discover bdsm and then we will truly enter suffering
I'd be surprised if he wasn't already at least aware of bdsm but i could see him ending up getting taken advantage of when he says things like "id give you all of my money"
 
Sorry man.
This Derich thread is not for the weak of heart though my friend. It's gonna get worse yet I'm sure.

Edit: Another chestnut to add to the fire.
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Nobody understands desperation like Derich does.
DSP had Leanna basically begging for dick and he just ignored her. No comeback or anything.

Chad Alpha Derich? He literally tells her to go get fucked since she's desperate. Beneath him, not worth his chinese noodle.

Praise be.
 
So is Derich just playing into some joke with "Derish"? For most people I would say yes but knowing who he is... If not, why is it only now he is correcting the Pig? Also, Derich for the first time seemed to notice the chat making fun of his twitter activity, specifically the piss stuff, and he was not happy about it.
Nope, that's literally how he pronounces his name. Anonymouse went through his youtube videos from years past and when he's not referring to himself as "Dare Share", he'll say something like "Hey guys Derish Ip here". Though it's odd that he hasn't corrected anyone until now.

If Derich is getting unhappy about people making fun of his twitter, then wait until he realizes that a whole thread has been specifically made to shit on him. I have no doubt that someone has told him or attempted to tell him about the thread on KF. Not like he didn't have it coming considering his posts. Derich in his videos pulled a Chris-Chan by willingly giving out his personal information, such as the names of his friends (and their online alias' when he does shoutouts), where he lives and when his birthday is. Obviously nothing too incriminating like Chris would do, but doing it already at an early age
 
Could have done without all of the cuckmod's cackling like a mental patient, but a very enlightening selection of Derich video clips indeed.

Derich seems to have a cargo-cult mentality approach to "shout-outs". Just dozens of shout-out videos uploaded into the internet ether, with some hope that they will bring online interaction or engagement. Now that he has discovered twitter, the shout-outs can be shat-out faster and quicker than ever, to more people than ever.
 
Like all things, it might have startes legit (some people just are differently wired and have this kink), but then othe
Could have done without all of the cuckmod's cackling like a mental patient, but a very enlightening selection of Derich video clips indeed.

Derich seems to have a cargo-cult mentality approach to "shout-outs". Just dozens of shout-out videos uploaded into the internet ether, with some hope that they will bring online interaction or engagement. Now that he has discovered twitter, the shout-outs can be shat-out faster and quicker than ever, to more people than ever.
Cargo cult is the best explanation of his behavior I have heard so far.
 
Like all things, it might have startes legit (some people just are differently wired and have this kink), but then othe

Cargo cult is the best explanation of his behavior I have heard so far.
Much like a cargo cult adherent, he doesn't comprehend the mechanics, purpose, or motivations behind giving someone a shout-out on the internet. He made dozens of those shout out videos, identically formatted, featuring people who he is vaguely aware about but in many cases does not even avidly follow or really know, broadcasted to basically an audience of zero.

Best guess is that he had seen other people with access to bigger platforms and audiences give shout outs with tangible benefits to those featured, but he doesn't understand that the effect is dependent on the reach of the platform/audience and the specific circumstances of the person being shouted out.

Maybe that is why he finds Twitter so gratifying. Not only is it faster and easier than making a video, he can directly ping his target and sometimes even get a conversational reply back. I doubt the videos ever gave him comparable satisfaction in engaging with his targeted persons of interest, so Twitter provides a major dopamine hit upgrade
 
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