Orbiter MASSIVE SHOUTOUT TO Derich Ip / Koom and the Gang - [NSFW] Cum meet a retarded Asian, his any% speedrun to prison, and the retarded whores they meet along the way

If/when Derich steals his parents' credit card, what will he spend on?

  • A youtube membership so he can talk in Phil's chat

    Votes: 175 27.3%

  • Porn and thots

    Votes: 466 72.7%
  • Total voters
    641
hundredthousand said:
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Derich decided to shout out all his kid show favorites today after a long day of masturbating.

Hopefully he doesn't get confused now and tweet these Nickelodeon stars that he enjoyed them in the piss drinking gangbang scene.
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I'm sure Nickelodeon are thrilled to be shouted out by a retard whose Twitter timeline is nothing but porn shoutouts.
 
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Courtesy of Derich Watch.

This guy's cookie cutter tweets is like when I send my cover letter to loads of different companies but the only thing I change is the company name. :story:
He doesn't even know what he's tweeting at anymore. The first pornstar he catches in his sights he automatically tells them about how he loved their scene
 
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I got curious and went on the website
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NEVER JERK OFF ALONE AGAIN
Jackie is one of THOSE people. You know, the people who you'd see on chat roulette jerking off? Yeah, that's our tard Jackie. I do like how he proudly put this bobble head right in front of his Disney DVD's
 
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Flavius Anthemius said:
You know I never knew what sort of person would use the share button on porn sites on their social media accounts.

Until now...
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Blake Anderson (that frizzy hair and mustache guy who was on Workaholics) once made a joke tweet about this. "Using the share button on porn sites would mean somebody was watching porn and thought "You know who'd really enjoy this? My friends and family."

In a way I think it's a "normal" development. Sites are pushing for a closer relationship between porn people and their fans. Usually the fans are smart enough to coompost under a pseudonym, but more and more frequently you're getting people who let their freak flag fly completely in the open. Kids nowadays don't have to skulk around nearly as much as we did for their porn, and it's an act as natural as reading the news, or your favorite crazy conspiracy theorist forum.

I'm not saying Derich isn't special or demented, but we're gonna be seeing a lot more Derichs as time goes on. While socially sex isn't nearly as cool as it used to be, consooming in any of it's modalities is great, and porn is no different. Mainstream porn aficionados and reviewers enthusiastically shilling the cute and extremely talented way a chick stretches her orifices to accomodate an ever larger number of penises, with advanced vocabulary, interviews, cool video edits and all that other shit are definitely gonna be a thing in the next few years.

Hit me with them horrifying ratings, but average looking Derich could be a pioneer of this industry.
 
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SauceRyuKen said:
Blake Anderson (that frizzy hair and mustache guy who was on Workaholics) once made a joke tweet about this. "Using the share button on porn sites would mean somebody was watching porn and thought "You know who'd really enjoy this? My friends and family."

In a way I think it's a "normal" development. Sites are pushing for a closer relationship between porn people and their fans. Usually the fans are smart enough to coompost under a pseudonym, but more and more frequently you're getting people who let their freak flag fly completely in the open. Kids nowadays don't have to skulk around nearly as much as we did for their porn, and it's an act as natural as reading the news, or your favorite crazy conspiracy theorist forum.

I'm not saying Derich isn't special or demented, but we're gonna be seeing a lot more Derichs as time goes on. While socially sex isn't nearly as cool as it used to be, consooming in any of it's modalities is great, and porn is no different. Mainstream porn aficionados and reviewers enthusiastically shilling the cute and extremely talented way a chick stretches her orifices to accomodate an ever larger number of penises, with advanced vocabulary, interviews, cool video edits and all that other shit are definitely gonna be a thing in the next few years.

Hit me with them horrifying ratings, but average looking Derich could be a pioneer of this industry.
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The family that flicks together, sticks together.
 
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