Matt Evans / Beardson Beardly / “Beansoy Queerly” - Raging middle aged divorcee, 4’10 Hobbit of America First, seething incel, Nick Fuentes slave, soyboy, alcoholic, manlet, Age of Consent Abolitionist, rape fantasizer, groomer, mogged by Louie Theroux, Demoted Gutter Goblin, Doxxer & False Flagger

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In his most recent stream he's obsessing about the guy who kept him from attending the festival at which Paul Town (convicted felon) was warmly welcomed & celebrated as a great genius. Beardson is such a horrible storyteller that I don't even know what this guy's name is... "Hollowed," maybe? And he's channeling Fuentes by saying he's very vindictive & will now devote himself to destroying this guy, including by making music similar to but better than his.

Now he's rambling & talking about how he misses his friends & loves his friends & he'll be having a birthday later this year & I can't take it anymore.
 
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Holy shit this is like a Tenhead
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Stanley Tit said:
In his most recent stream he's obsessing about the guy who kept him from attending the festival at which Paul Town (convicted felon) was warmly welcomed & celebrated as a great genius. Beardson is such a horrible storyteller that I don't even know what this guy's name is... "Hollowed," maybe? And he's channeling Fuentes by saying he's very vindictive & will now devote himself to destroying this guy, including by making music similar to but better than his.

Now he's rambling & talking about how he misses his friends & loves his friends & he'll be having a birthday later this year & I can't take it anymore.
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Beardson's most infuriating quality is that he can't make a complete sentence
 
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I really don't understand how Beersoy can think he's not 'altright' or not a wignat all about racial ethnostates...

when he rants about 'not wanting to see black people ever again' this is basically a direct quote when he talks about the new Amazon LoTR promo.
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It's about the history of far right branding. Richard Spencer literally owned the "alt right dot com" URL, so Beardson thinks of "alt right" as a brand or a tribe, rather than a degree of rightwardness on the political spectrum. The way he talks about these things would make no sense to 99.9% of even extremely online people.

Another example: "irony bros." Virtually everyone who's heard or seen that term associates it with rude Bernie Sanders fans, not the Weekly Sweat midgets.
 
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It's about the history of far right branding. Richard Spencer literally owned the "alt right dot com" URL, so Beardson thinks of "alt right" as a brand or a tribe, rather than a degree of rightwardness on the political spectrum. The way he talks about these things would make no sense to 99.9% of even extremely online people.

Another example: "irony bros." Virtually everyone who's heard or seen that term associates it with rude Bernie Sanders fans, not the Weekly Sweat midgets.
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So chapo trap house and Cum town instead of Gaypers
 
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It's about the history of far right branding. Richard Spencer literally owned the "alt right dot com" URL, so Beardson thinks of "alt right" as a brand or a tribe, rather than a degree of rightwardness on the political spectrum. The way he talks about these things would make no sense to 99.9% of even extremely online people.

Another example: "irony bros." Virtually everyone who's heard or seen that term associates it with rude Bernie Sanders fans, not the Weekly Sweat midgets.
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Beardson is such a good lowcow I dont even hate him anymore. Im thankful for him.
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What I love about Beardson is that he has not only the stature one would expect from a fairy tale gnome but the personality as well: surly and incoherent but fun to watch from a distance and interact with in doses.
 
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The funniest part will be when he eventually is kicked out of AF, realizes he's squandered his life, and does a stream where he's on the phone with Nick and says, "Mhmm. You wanna talk to me now? Oh is that the way you're gonna be? HEY GUYS! I guess that's it!", and proceeds to turn his brains into bolognese while Samsung's Over The Horizon plays.
 
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Jon Miller, who's been described as "sussy" by Jaden McNeil, appears to be grooming Beardson.
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Sussy Jon is known to keep gay Cohens in his hot tub, & to fraternize with the world's most powerful Zionists.
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We tend to think of adolescents when we talk about grooming, but as Matt is only 4' 11", it appears he's been deemed a tolerable substitute. Sick stuff.
 
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Jon Miller, who's been described as "sussy" by Jaden McNeil, appears to be grooming Beardson.
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Sussy Jon is known to keep gay Cohens in his hot tub, & to fraternize with the world's most powerful Zionists.
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We tend to think of adolescents when we talk about grooming, but as Matt is only 4' 11", it appears he's been deemed a tolerable substitute. Sick stuff.
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I 100% think netanyahu's son is gay but obviously married to cover that up. Extremely sus that the son of the former Prime Minister of Israel met with ..Jon Miller.

Two fags. Who wants to doubt me?
 
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Jon Miller, who's been described as "sussy" by Jaden McNeil, appears to be grooming Beardson.
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Sussy Jon is known to keep gay Cohens in his hot tub, & to fraternize with the world's most powerful Zionists.
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We tend to think of adolescents when we talk about grooming, but as Matt is only 4' 11", it appears he's been deemed a tolerable substitute. Sick stuff.
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So Jon Miller got one of his Nigger hood rat buddies to steal a PS5 and then give it to a Hobbit.
 
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Apparently that Beardson post was a joke about how Miller lost his big blue check Twitter account. Ralph is AF's last blue check now, I guess.
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I couldn't tell what the fuck the garbage bag or whatever in the bottom part of the picture was supposed to be. Still can't. Oh well. I am happy to have once again told the world about the Cohens in Jon Miller's hot tub.
 
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Apparently that Beardson post was a joke about how Miller lost his big blue check Twitter account. Ralph is AF's last blue check now, I guess.
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I couldn't tell what the fuck the garbage bag or whatever in the bottom part of the picture was supposed to be. Still can't. Oh well. I am happy to have once again told the world about the Cohens in Jon Miller's hot tub.
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i think beersoy already had a ps5 considering he blackpills himself every other stream about playstations line up...why do i know this XD
 
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