Matt Evans / Beardson Beardly / “Beansoy Queerly” - Raging middle aged divorcee, 4’10 Hobbit of America First, seething incel, Nick Fuentes slave, soyboy, alcoholic, manlet, Age of Consent Abolitionist, rape fantasizer, groomer, mogged by Louie Theroux, Demoted Gutter Goblin, Doxxer & False Flagger

fun reminder its been like 3 months since beansoy talked about his merch store

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gaystoner said:
fun reminder its been like 3 months since beansoy talked about his merch store

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It looks like the only shirt he has added since it launched is a rip off of a Black Moth Super Rainbow album cover. Seriously pathetic


the rip off shirt

the album cover
 
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CatboyCumDump said:
I think beardson's discord is HeteroGamer#1303 I don't know how to check this though, not really a discord user.
Here is Beardson's spotify profile: https://open.spotify.com/user/el69tpv09x9lkh6x0j6q1u9xb

Beardson talks about his Chick-fil-a experience:

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Complaining about cleaning his own garbage that he left in his parent's house? You're not a kid anymore, your mom is 60+ years old and your dad is near death, it's the least you can do. They don't want the constant reminder of abject failure, she called it spring cleaning because it was. You were just too busy being a loser during that time, although that's really a life-long profession that you hone 24 hours a day.

I like to recall how Beardson was just stupefied that his wife, without saying anything, "abruptly" packed up everything by herself in one day and left him, using her parents as a safe haven from this goblin and then he actually thought it was possible to salvage the marriage in the weeks after. (Remember Jaden was here for you and you were so appreciative of such a real friend.) Now to find out she found someone within the month. Really didn't have the social awareness to spot what people who never met you were able to deduce? Too busy using your sham of a marriage to try to own 20 year olds online who clocked you for the loser that you are?

It's hilarious how often he goes to and talks about Chik-fil-a now. It's obvious it's just his demented form of religious patronage. Just some consoomer bugman incapable of any real spiritual reflection, the church like sunlight to this soy vampire.

I wonder how the groypers feel knowing that their dollars are going to haircuts every week and failed attempts at becoming a bar regular. Are these the same bars where he cried about someone calling him racist at? Does anyone actually believe women try to flirt with the dude built like a minifridge? Perhaps the ones that believed taking his daughter to the gun range was the most rewarding moment of his life. You sit there on your porch, in your Yeezys, drinking Bud Light, overseeing your chain-linked fence and the abandoned railroad tracks, wrappers of Pokemon booster packs litter your yard, happy that you have a Sega Dreamcast and the collector's edition of Elden Ring in your home? You look into your phone and say to yourself that you're handsome, funny and charismatic and then post it online? This isn't some self-help mantra, this is the right wing version of the mentally ill delusions trannys repeat to themselves. Your dog deserves better than you.

You need real help, Beardson. That aimless driving in your 2006 Toyota Solara that you do at 6 dollars a gallon is ineffective therapy. At least learn to fish.
 
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It happened again folks, our inside man at Chick-fil-a has caused Beardson to lament his continued reliance on service workers to sustain his rapidly bloating physique.
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Matt, if you don't want poorly made soulless chicken sandwiches, how about buy from a family ran store that cares about customers and quality? You know, many are ran by CHRISTIANS.
This soy goblin visits some shitty globohomo venue, he's not supposed to be surprised at bad quality.
 
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Hearing him talk about WoW and being excited to play it again makes my blood boil.

He gave me so much shit about "still playing WOW". I had/have a lot of friends on there and I used to genuinely love the game (not so much now).

Meanwhile what was he doing with his time?

Going to a bar, getting totally hammered and being as obnoxious as possible.
Specifically to women.
I got quite a few texts and fb messages from mutual friends telling me how he was hitting on anything that walked inside.
Someone told me about how he almost got into a fist fight with a woman.

And all of this was always followed by him driving home drunk.

I remember one morning I had borrowed his car. It was a SUV I remember, explorer or blazer.
When I passed over into kentucky I didn't make it 10 miles before I was stopped by a local cop.
He took my ID and ran it and just let me go.

Weird, but okay.
I get to where I was going, which was completely across town and as I'm pulling into the parking lot I get stopped again.

Whole new cop and he was aggro from the start. I gave him my license and matts insurance.
He's gone for less than five minutes and comes back telling me I need to step out of the vehicle.

He made me do a field sobriety test at like 8am. He kept asking me if I had a late night or if I had been drinking.

I don't like cops. Thats something that is part of my dna. My grandma would talk about her 'uncles' that were killed by the police and made out to be criminals. Plus one of her sons died in prison and they just straight up lost his remains. No burial or marker. So I really can't stand the police. (no disrespect if you support them, this is just my personal view of them)

Needless to say me and the cop got into it pretty bad. I passed the test and he asked me if I'd do a breathalyzer.

Long story short; they were watching his vehicle like hawks. I can only assume it was because of the drinking/drunk driving, but I never got an answer.

Anyway I hope someone turbo camps his character until he quits.
 
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BigSodaSlade said:
Hearing him talk about WoW and being excited to play it again makes my blood boil.

He gave me so much shit about "still playing WOW". I had/have a lot of friends on there and I used to genuinely love the game (not so much now).

Meanwhile what was he doing with his time?

Going to a bar, getting totally hammered and being as obnoxious as possible.
Specifically to women.
I got quite a few texts and fb messages from mutual friends telling me how he was hitting on anything that walked inside.
Someone told me about how he almost got into a fist fight with a woman.

And all of this was always followed by him driving home drunk.

I remember one morning I had borrowed his car. It was a SUV I remember, explorer or blazer.
When I passed over into kentucky I didn't make it 10 miles before I was stopped by a local cop.
He took my ID and ran it and just let me go.

Weird, but okay.
I get to where I was going, which was completely across town and as I'm pulling into the parking lot I get stopped again.

Whole new cop and he was aggro from the start. I gave him my license and matts insurance.
He's gone for less than five minutes and comes back telling me I need to step out of the vehicle.

He made me do a field sobriety test at like 8am. He kept asking me if I had a late night or if I had been drinking.

I don't like cops. Thats something that is part of my dna. My grandma would talk about her 'uncles' that were killed by the police and made out to be criminals. Plus one of her sons died in prison and they just straight up lost his remains. No burial or marker. So I really can't stand the police. (no disrespect if you support them, this is just my personal view of them)

Needless to say me and the cop got into it pretty bad. I passed the test and he asked me if I'd do a breathalyzer.

Long story short; they were watching his vehicle like hawks. I can only assume it was because of the drinking/drunk driving, but I never got an answer.

Anyway I hope someone turbo camps his character until he quits.
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Beansoy’s the epitome of a failure: high school dropout, failed an apprenticeship, drunk driver, humiliated by Louis Theroux, divorced, and a loser that can’t cook basic meals

I mean this soy goblin is quite literally the biggest loser imaginable. Even his online grift is a failure as he has to ball wash a Mexican faggot to survive while being 33-34 years old
 
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cyber dragon said:
I wonder how the groypers feel knowing that their dollars are going to haircuts every week and failed attempts at becoming a bar regular. Are these the same bars where he cried about someone calling him racist at? Does anyone actually believe women try to flirt with the dude built like a minifridge?
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Beardson: waaah they called me racist at a bar :(

Also Beardson: *calls a black woman a Word of Power at the country club and gets kicked out then drives home drunk*
 
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Beardson concern trolls Jaden telling him to move on (as he offers Jaden to do debate or boxing match) & create his own content & stop the drama streams. (beardson the guy who is known for drama streams) Beardson says Jaden is not going to get his fanbase to turn on him "they have been with me since the weekly sweat". (yet he couldnt quit his job until Nick came along and he started larping as a christian to appeal to Nick's fanbase because his viewerbase is so small!



I have watched Jaden's streams & he has went after Nick for the most part & a few others rarely. This whole clip is basically Beardson rewriting history & gaslighting. Hse really is the worst AF has to offer. I have very bad thoughts about him!
 
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I was watching Adam Green’s friend Al talk about the modern world and in the video he brings up Nick Fuentes and Beardson.

Even though he doesn’t know anything about drama/internet Lolcow shit, even he calls Beersoy a homosexual and he equates Faguentes to inceldom (aka bad optics)

Beanqueer, this is how average normal people view you as. A loser sychophant to Nick
 
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asockworkorange said:
Beardson concern trolls Jaden telling him to move on (as he offers Jaden to do debate or boxing match) & create his own content & stop the drama streams. (beardson the guy who is known for drama streams) Beardson says Jaden is not going to get his fanbase to turn on him "they have been with me since the weekly sweat". (yet he couldnt quit his job until Nick came along and he started larping as a christian to appeal to Nick's fanbase because his viewerbase is so small!

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I have watched Jaden's streams & he has went after Nick for the most part & a few others rarely. This whole clip is basically Beardson rewriting history & gaslighting. Hse really is the worst AF has to offer. I have very bad thoughts about him!
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Actually Jaden has been talking about Beardson a lot lately, he has been calling himself BEardson's #1 alog lol
 
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I live for the clips of McNeil shitting on Beardson. He's better at it than PPP. More, please.

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Paul Town taking photos with people at the event Beardson was rejected from coming to? Ouch!

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Unfortunately I can't find any archives to back this up, but the bald guy in the middle there, "Domer," did some absolutely homicidal tweets about Beardson last year. I can't remember the exact content, just that they bordered on fedposting.
 
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Stanley Tit said:
I live for the clips of McNeil shitting on Beardson. He's better at it than PPP. More, please.


Unfortunately I can't find any archives to back this up, but the bald guy in the middle there, "Domer," did some absolutely homicidal tweets about Beardson last year. I can't remember the exact content, just that they bordered on fedposting.
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Jaden is so effective at it because he embodies the vibe that Beardson has been trying to cultivate to grift off of his young viewerbase, the young and goofy gamer.
 
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CatboyCumDump said:
Jaden is so effective at it because he embodies the vibe that Beardson has been trying to cultivate to grift off of his young viewerbase, the young and goofy gamer.
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Where does Jaden post his past streams? He was trolling beardson hard yesterday listening to his mucic and it was funny
 
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I was watching Adam Green’s friend Al talk about the modern world and in the video he brings up Nick Fuentes and Beardson.

Even though he doesn’t know anything about drama/internet Lolcow shit, even he calls Beersoy a homosexual and he equates Faguentes to inceldom (aka bad optics)

Beanqueer, this is how average normal people view you as. A loser sychophant to Nick
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Lol imagine getting Mogged by Adam Greens and Christopher John Bjerknes’s number one Capo?
 
I just tuned in to his current stream and he started playing a song taking shots at the incelcore guys at "Fedfest" that told him he could not come. I couldnt get the recording going before the song started so this is not the full thing just what i could get, I also killed it before the song was over by accident. He claims they told him he was disinvited because someone thought he was going to try to have sex with "Brynn" who is some hapa incelcore artist, she was on michael albertos stream at some point recently i recall. I'll go back and clip this part in full once the stream is over

 
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