Matt Evans / Beardson Beardly / “Beansoy Queerly” - Raging middle aged divorcee, 4’10 Hobbit of America First, seething incel, Nick Fuentes slave, soyboy, alcoholic, manlet, Age of Consent Abolitionist, rape fantasizer, groomer, mogged by Louie Theroux, Demoted Gutter Goblin, Doxxer & False Flagger

the irony of this fucking clip is palpable.




The 'ideal' summer..as described by a divorced middle aged man




WoW Dox and they're starting a discord sometime today probs




You too can spend 40 hours to replay a game from 2005 with the dwarf himself.


 
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CatboyCumDump said:
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It happened again folks, our inside man at Chick-fil-a has caused Beardson to lament his continued reliance on service workers to sustain his rapidly bloating physique.
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"Beardson Beardly raging at a chick-fil-a employee"
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The AI seems to want to make the subject of the photo a burly, manly dude, while Beardson is anything but.
 
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gaystoner said:
the irony of this fucking clip is palpable.


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The 'ideal' summer..as described by a divorced middle aged man


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WoW Dox and they're starting a discord sometime today probs


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You too can spend 40 hours to replay a game from 2005 with the dwarf himself.


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I don't know how Nick thinks this retarded dwarf is in any way "useful" when he spews out this total nonsense. Optics are the way forward? Then join APU, they're gaining traction and carry none of the baggage that America First has built up over 5 years of so called "optics" like Nick's comment on race mixing, the infamous cookie joke, his statement on killing politicians after fucking Jan 6. These are the optics? Months long drama with former members encouraging constant data breaches and admitting to gayops against former members like a "Groyper CIA" is optical? But no TRS still exists as if anyone gives a shit so Beardson clings onto that out of desperation because he never grew from his Weekly Sweat days and now without a co host to carry him, he's basically a lost soul shuffling through the remains of a burnt out movement slowly being taken over by leftists and blacks. This is the pro white movement we should be loyal to? A gay Mexican who despises the common American and worships Kanye? A wigger dwarf getting butthurt about drama because he's the one getting felted now, a ragepig at war with the entire fucking internet and a literal federal asset who happens to be a gay jew that sucked black cock for years. There's a reason Nick and AF ended up with a subforum and it's not because you guys are soooo popular, you're the political equivalent to Chris Chan, and God willing you end up in prison too.
 
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GordonRameses said:
I don't know how Nick thinks this retarded dwarf is in any way "useful" when he spews out this total nonsense. Optics are the way forward? Then join APU, they're gaining traction and carry none of the baggage that America First has built up over 5 years of so called "optics" like Nick's comment on race mixing, the infamous cookie joke, his statement on killing politicians after fucking Jan 6. These are the optics? Months long drama with former members encouraging constant data breaches and admitting to gayops against former members like a "Groyper CIA" is optical? But no TRS still exists as if anyone gives a shit so Beardson clings onto that out of desperation because he never grew from his Weekly Sweat days and now without a co host to carry him, he's basically a lost soul shuffling through the remains of a burnt out movement slowly being taken over by leftists and blacks. This is the pro white movement we should be loyal to? A gay Mexican who despises the common American and worships Kanye? A wigger dwarf getting butthurt about drama because he's the one getting felted now, a ragepig at war with the entire fucking internet and a literal federal asset who happens to be a gay jew that sucked black cock for years. There's a reason Nick and AF ended up with a subforum and it's not because you guys are soooo popular, you're the political equivalent to Chris Chan, and God willing you end up in prison too.
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Idk how Beansoy is 35 and has to rely on getting fast food all the time.

Not to mention coffee. He doesn’t even have a coffee machine?

Besides being a high school dropout and a childless divorced loser, Beansoy can’t even make food for himself and has to rage at minimum wage workers because they gave him the wrong cheese.

Heads up Beansoy: I’ve been screwed over by fast food in the past too, only unlike you I don’t rage about it on the internet.
 
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Idk how Beansoy is 35 and has to rely on getting fast food all the time.

Not to mention coffee. He doesn’t even have a coffee machine?

Besides being a high school dropout and a childless divorced loser, Beansoy can’t even make food for himself and has to rage at minimum wage workers because they gave him the wrong cheese.

Heads up Beansoy: I’ve been screwed over by fast food in the past too, only unlike you I don’t rage about it on the internet.
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At least the fast food workers have a job, something Beardson doesn't have.
 
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GordonRameses said:
I don't know how Nick thinks this retarded dwarf is in any way "useful" when he spews out this total nonsense. Optics are the way forward? Then join APU, they're gaining traction and carry none of the baggage that America First has built up over 5 years of so called "optics" like Nick's comment on race mixing, the infamous cookie joke, his statement on killing politicians after fucking Jan 6. These are the optics? Months long drama with former members encouraging constant data breaches and admitting to gayops against former members like a "Groyper CIA" is optical? But no TRS still exists as if anyone gives a shit so Beardson clings onto that out of desperation because he never grew from his Weekly Sweat days and now without a co host to carry him, he's basically a lost soul shuffling through the remains of a burnt out movement slowly being taken over by leftists and blacks. This is the pro white movement we should be loyal to? A gay Mexican who despises the common American and worships Kanye? A wigger dwarf getting butthurt about drama because he's the one getting felted now, a ragepig at war with the entire fucking internet and a literal federal asset who happens to be a gay jew that sucked black cock for years. There's a reason Nick and AF ended up with a subforum and it's not because you guys are soooo popular, you're the political equivalent to Chris Chan, and God willing you end up in prison too.
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Beardson is slowly getting phased out tbh. Like he was useful when AF was still doing things publicly other than being felted.

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At least the fast food workers have a job, something Beardson doesn't have.
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They also are not Beardson. Every day they can sleep soundly knowing they're not beardsoy.

I don't get the weird AF trend of raging at fast food employees. If you don't want fast food mistakes, don't order fast food. If you want to shit on laborers, don't shit on the ones who touch your food. Everyone has had an order wrong at some point, it's not special. Humans make mistakes. If you made your own food then you could avoid all of this.

Also wowee almost 100 pages! And we have had 2 irls in here already in under 30 pages to give us milk. The felted man.
 
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CatboyCumDump said:
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It happened again folks, our inside man at Chick-fil-a has caused Beardson to lament his continued reliance on service workers to sustain his rapidly bloating physique.
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How is the Doordash driver involved in putting cheese on his chicken sandwich?

Also why doesn't Beardson spend the extra 10 mins driving to Chick fila in his basic 2005 White Girl Car "Toyota Solara" to pick up his own food?

GordonRameses said:
Then join APU, they're gaining traction and carry none of the baggage that America First has built up over 5 years of so called "optics" like Nick's comment on race mixing, the infamous cookie joke, his statement on killing politicians after fucking Jan 6. These are the optics? Months long drama with former members encouraging constant data breaches and admitting to gayops against former members like a "Groyper CIA" is optical? But no TRS still exists as if anyone gives a shit so Beardson clings onto that out of desperation because he never grew from his Weekly Sweat days and now without a co host to carry him, he's basically a lost soul shuffling through the remains of a burnt out movement slowly being taken over by leftists and blacks. This is the pro white movement we should be loyal to? A gay Mexican who despises the common American and worships Kanye? A wigger dwarf getting butthurt about drama because he's the one getting felted now, a ragepig at war with the entire fucking internet and a literal federal asset who happens to be a gay jew that sucked black cock for years. There's a reason Nick and AF ended up with a subforum and it's not because you guys are soooo popular, you're the political equivalent to Chris Chan, and God willing you end up in prison too.
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What you don't understand is that it's an ethnic gang war between the (Chad) Pajeets at APU and Saager from Breaking Points with the Virgin Goblinx at America First.
 
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Meiwaku said:
Beardson is slowly getting phased out tbh. Like he was useful when AF was still doing things publicly other than being felted.


They also are not Beardson. Every day they can sleep soundly knowing they're not beardsoy.

I don't get the weird AF trend of raging at fast food employees. If you don't want fast food mistakes, don't order fast food. If you want to shit on laborers, don't shit on the ones who touch your food. Everyone has had an order wrong at some point, it's not special. Humans make mistakes. If you made your own food then you could avoid all of this.

Also wowee almost 100 pages! And we have had 2 irls in here already in under 30 pages to give us milk. The felted man.
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Idk if Beerqueer is being phased out. Ralph was just sidelined by Fuentes recently and Beersoy has been on the attack a lot recently. He was just attacking NJP yesterday lol
 
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MvAgusta said:
Idk if Beerqueer is being phased out. Ralph was just sidelined by Fuentes recently and Beersoy has been on the attack a lot recently. He was just attacking NJP yesterday lol
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Wasn't he not invited to big boy club stuff?

Also maybe the technique is if soy looks pathetic we don't pay attention to the other cows and calves in the sphere
 
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Wasn't he not invited to big boy club stuff?

Also maybe the technique is if soy looks pathetic we don't pay attention to the other cows and calves in the sphere
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Beansoy’s position in AF has always been drudge work for Fuentes. Beansoy is probably the guy who false flags, runs gayops, and attacks people vicariously to remove them from the cult. He’s always been gutter goblin trash but also the most useful and most loyal Nick sycophant there is.

But then again AF has their own gayops/Groyper Intelligence Agency which is just a gayop program in of itself. Idk if Beersoy is a part of any of these behind the scene gayops but we can discount that. He was with Fuentes when he was feuding with the Alt Right back in the day
 
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Beardson and baked argue about eating goyslop. They both order doordash. Baked gets some kind of chicken and beans dish from Chipotle, Beardson makes fun of this but then says he has ordered a chicken tenders basket from...Dairy Queen.

For those unaware, in America, Dairy Queen is a low end chain restaurant known for its ice cream items, hence the name. No one eats Dairy Queen for the food. Also, at around 3 minutes Beardson recalls some story about a plot from some childrens show related to a drink at Dairy Queen.

clip is from like 2 days ago when he did a stream covering the xbox announcement stream
 
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I'm late, but the video clip of beardson running off to one end of his shack to fetch the antifa bricks was hilarious.

But then when he showed up, and the bricks are massive in his tiny baby hands. The strain he showed while trying to hold up what appears to be paving stones compared to his gnome body, was perfect.

This is a man who can't be trolled. He does it to himself every single day.
 
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