Matt Evans / Beardson Beardly / “Beansoy Queerly” - Raging middle aged divorcee, 4’10 Hobbit of America First, seething incel, Nick Fuentes slave, soyboy, alcoholic, manlet, Age of Consent Abolitionist, rape fantasizer, groomer, mogged by Louie Theroux, Demoted Gutter Goblin, Doxxer & False Flagger

cwclurker said:
the first person on the right to call out the alt right????? not even close! this man is delusional!

he is however the first person on the altright to pretend to not be altright to attack the altright.
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Plenty of boomercons and Milo-types were. He was just the first of the obnoxious irony bros on ~2016 Twitter shitting on the alt-right for being fags who should've been more apathetic like him. This was when "alt-right" was a lot more popular, so when Beardson came around with his, "why do you care so much" schtick it just came off like any other ironic hipster shitting on people for enjoying the currently popular thing. He just wasn't smart or funny enough to draw an audience any other way, so he relied on shit stirring and attacking people for being serious about politics in the craziest election year most people had ever been alive for. Pretty ironic that once shit fell apart the people who couldn't move on gravitated to his show and AF.

I honestly didn't even know he was still around until he popped up on the KC so it was pretty wild to come here and see he was a loser working at steak and shake who was hated in highschool, makes complete sense. Sorry to have an oldfag moment, its just surreal he's still insisting he's the coolest one, at the same energy level, 6 years later.
 
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CatboyCumDump said:
Well, we are halfway through the year now, let's go back in time to the beginning of the year and check how Beardson is doing with his 2022 goals:
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(he also added "cozycon" later)

10k followers on Cozy, let's see:
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Still quite a ways away, but lets compare with some of the other streamers too...
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As I recall it, they were neck and neck around the 3k mark at the beginning of the year...
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OOOOOOOF, newfag Dalton has more followers than Beardsoy WHAT DA
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even literally whos who barely stream are catching up to you...

ok, so...Get Jacked? Still waiting on that one.
He's still not a Catholic and is only reading some literature...it takes a full year to become catholic so there is no way he will complete this in 2022.
Still no GF and he seems to have abandoned this as he said to BigTech that he was going to be "Bachelor Beardson".
Still not on InfoWars.
Still in Paducah.

Congratulations on your stagnant life, stupid.
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He has the handwriting of a retarded 6 year old
 
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CatboyCumDump said:
cozy.tv

cozy.tv

A new home for livestreams
cozy.tv cozy.tv

baked versus beardson in mario soccer. Beardson is already crying about it and demanding they cannot use gear since he didnt play online to upgrade his gear, while Baked did. What a faggot.

Baked said he will give Beardson a few weeks to upgrade his gear and they can rematch and Beardson is frustrated about it.
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At least Baked is being a gentleman about this. Can't say the same about him any other time.
 
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Paul Town taking photos with people at the event Beardson was rejected from coming to? Ouch!

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Paul Town either looks like a handsome Christian Bale look alike or he straight up semi weird looking Robert Englund (Freddy Krueger actor) look alike. I think his neck is deformed. I saw it years ago on a video on his gab account. Viewers on the livestream pointed it out. Hard to tell in this pic. But I think that area of his body is deformed. So its not that he has a good jawline or cheekbones its just deformed. lol
 
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asockworkorange said:
Paul Town taking photos with people at the event Beardson was rejected from coming to? Ouch!

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Paul Town either looks like a handsome Christian Bale look alike or he straight up semi weird looking Robert Englund (Freddy Krueger actor) look alike. I think his neck is deformed. I saw it years ago on a video on his gab account. Viewers on the livestream pointed it out. Hard to tell in this pic. But I think that area of his body is deformed. So its not that he has a good jawline or cheekbones its just deformed. lol
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Is Paul the one in the middle? I don't think I've ever seen a picture of him before.
 
gaystoner said:
just my favorite dwarf shitting on people for being happily married @30 with no kids

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Oh wait beansoy..Aren't you divorced and friendless @ 30? You're getting so much out of life rn!
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fails to realize until this year he was a part of a "happily" married gaming couple in their 30s without children............
 
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MvAgusta said:
Does Beerqueer’s hobbit hole even have a garage? Or a proper kitchen? After all the rage hobbit seems to order all of his food. He can’t even make his own coffee lol.
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Kitchen for sure but no dishwasher and probably a fridge from the 80s. Although his kitchen sees less action than even Mersh's section 8 kitchen.

Garage, no way. We saw the walkway that Louis Theroux walked up since Louis had to park on the street cause no laneway
 
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Lobster Cult High Priest said:
Kitchen for sure but no dishwasher and probably a fridge from the 80s. Although his kitchen sees less action than even Mersh's section 8 kitchen.

Garage, no way. We saw the walkway that Louis Theroux walked up since Louis had to park on the street cause no laneway
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He has always lived in shithole places that were cheap and had minimal stuff done to them giving his past dox info.
 
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CatboyCumDump said:
Jaden enjoyed my post it seems, hi Jaden!
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Jaden is semi-redeemed for escaping. I believe in him now. Eat pussy instead of being an incel and don't be afraid to dump more on Nick.

Also giving Jaden's math of what beardson made he's at fuckin wagie levels or less than that :story:

If Jaden was working at McDonalds he would be making more money than beardsoy currently does.
 
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CatboyCumDump said:
Jaden enjoyed my post it seems, hi Jaden!
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Hey he shouted you out. I like Jaden. Really hope he doesn't get fucking sued by the fag catboy.

BTW Jaden reading Kiwifarms posts is not content and will get you mocked in the long run. Prepare your clips with anticipation for your show and it will be of higher quality.
 
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