Matt Evans / Beardson Beardly / “Beansoy Queerly” - Raging middle aged divorcee, 4’10 Hobbit of America First, seething incel, Nick Fuentes slave, soyboy, alcoholic, manlet, Age of Consent Abolitionist, rape fantasizer, groomer, mogged by Louie Theroux, Demoted Gutter Goblin, Doxxer & False Flagger

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Note that Jaden McNeil corrected PPP about Beardson's Toyota Solara, saying it's a 2006 model, not a 2009. He seemed oddly sure of this.

So if Beardson's car were a person, it would itself now be old enough to drive.

A 2006 Toyota solara is probably what the popular mean girl drove at Beersoys high school back in 2006/2008 or so.

How fitting is it that he drives one now. Since he’s in a catty mean girls cult these days.

 

[Stanley Tit]

"Shoulda called him birthson"

 

[CatboyCumDump]

Beardson did a super hilarious "comedy bit" at the end of his stream where he said he was going to end the stream and then pretended that he accidentally left the stream on. Beardson then proceeded to do absolutely nothing interesting for 12+ minutes. Hilarious!

Highlights: at 1:08~ he clearly side eyes the stream on his screen and completely gives away the "bit". He does this again at 1:28. Then at 2:58 he picks up his guitar and then after strumming a few notes realized he needs to take his headphones off before it's believable that he is going to play guitar. Only after 8:30 does he finally turn off his lighting setup. At the end of the clip he giggles into the mic and reveals it was all a bit, thank goodness because I seriously bought it!

Beardson's you aren't funny, your hairline is running away from you faster than your ex-wife, and your face is expanding rapidly thanks to all the taco bell you eat, fatty.

 

[gaystoner]

Beersoy must have made enough to keep himself stable after all the drama streams because he's only been doing short 1hr streams netting him like 100$ the last few days.

 

[CatboyCumDump]

Beardson talks about how he belongs in the gutter

 

[CowPox]

Do the nigger worshipping masses even care about Kanye West shit anymore? I thought that all that yeezy crap burnt itself out in 2016?

 

[GordonRameses]

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some of the most pathetic cope I've ever heard. A month ago this hobbit was bragging about his Yeezys and his soft top convertible and having a ton of money, but now he's a gutter rat starting internet trash fires to an extreme niche? I mean the latter is true but it's not out of his own volition, he would be going all out on the wigger flexing if he actually had the money to, but in reality he's a broke middle aged divorcee that will never have pussy again in his life and now he needs to justify it all to his audience by claiming he's being a REAL nigga wallowing in shit because that's his place. Also that trash right bullshit never took off in 2016 for a reason; it was stupid and it's even dumber now, but hey you might snag a few groypers with that retarded slogan on a t shirt.

 

[gaystoner]

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The brain is the most powerful muscle because of its ability to rationalize circumstances.

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

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What’s funny is that Beersoy is part of the lower class of society alongside the Gunt

And considering the recent revelations that Nick openly hates lower class poor people, Nick by extensive hates Ralph and Beersoy Lol.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

What’s funny is that Beersoy is part of the lower class of society alongside the Gunt

And considering the recent revelations that Nick openly hates lower class poor people, Nick by extensive hates Ralph and Beersoy Lol.

You would think Nick would have latched on more to Mike Enoch who was definitely Upper Middle class since he had an apartment in the Upper East Side of Manhattan, a loving wife both of them being DINKs) and Sven was comfortably middle class running his own painting business.

Instead Ralph cozies up to actual Wiggers and dregs of society like Ralph and Beardson while claiming that the other group act like a bunch of Wiggers and White trash for the Matthew Heimbach Trailer Park Boys Nationalism

 

[slickerthanyouraverage]

You would think Nick would have latched on more to Mike Enoch who was definitely Upper Middle class since he had an apartment in the Upper East Side of Manhattan, a loving wife both of them being DINKs) and Sven was comfortably middle class running his own painting business.

Instead Ralph cozies up to actual Wiggers and dregs of society like Ralph and Beardson while claiming that the other group act like a bunch of Wiggers and White trash for the Matthew Heimbach Trailer Park Boys Nationalism

The 'optics ' in 'optics war' was mainly a tool to unseat Spencer and other leading Alt Right figures at the time, only for Nick to consolidate a bigger following in the resulting chaos. Others have made the point before; John Doyle and APU actually executed the optics playbook for the young right while Nick managed to produce this:

 

[bryz7]

Do the nigger worshipping masses even care about Kanye West shit anymore? I thought that all that yeezy crap burnt itself out in 2016?

I'm pretty sure only faggy sneaker heads give a shit about it, the hype is low on the East Coast so it's only fitting a angry goblin in bum fuck Kentucky would snag a second hand bootleg off of eBay

 

[gaystoner]

Beersoy admits he has no friends. He sucks at dating. He hates the world and everything in his life. He wants to die...and in his head...he's going to Heaven.

im getting the vibe beersoy will kill himself lmfao

Beersoy claims he would be happiest if he had no friends..no family.

Well beersoy congratulations! you should be so happy right now! You're all alone.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Beersoy admits he has no friends. He sucks at dating. He hates the world and everything in his life. He wants to die...and in his head...he's going to Heaven.


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im getting the vibe beersoy will kill himself lmfao


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Beersoy claims he would be happiest if he had no friends..no family.

Well beersoy congratulations! you should be so happy right now! You're all alone.


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He can hang himself by jumping off a thimble.

 

[Stanley Tit]

Loners don't get married at 22, or whatever age he was. They don't livestream their smoke breaks & build their lives around social media. They don't excitedly announce to the world that they've recently gone to a bar. They don't drive ten hours to photograph a washed-up cult leader in a public park.

What Beardson really means when he calls himself a loner is that he's fundamentally a couch potato, so when all his attempts at finding a place in the world have failed, he won't be as miserable as you'd think. Unfortunately, I believe him. He's a really simple & stupid organism, incapable of deep suffering.

But a couch potato does need one thing: a couch. Beardson lives & breathes at the mercy of Nipples & the superchatters. Total indigence could be mere months away. When he's living out of the Solara & being maced for donos, & you can see the endless agony of defeat in his eyes, I'll be thrilled to admit I was wrong. And I will donate $3 to play the theme from MASH.

 

[General Tug Boat]

The fact this man is gifting on pretending to be Catholic is one of the most outrageous things to me. He has clearly very little concept of the rights of passage you have to go through the even be able to be recognized as a part of the church.

Trying to grift that you are a fake Catholic is one of the most disgusting things possible, and I would like to state that Beardson doesn't have what it takes to commit to going through the process. He would have to humble himself and stop being a Nazi freakazoid, because Nazis butchered Catholics during the Holocaust. Fucking stupid faggot doesn't think that his online history will have no impact on whether or not the church would even waste their time with him.

He isn't doing it to get closer to God or live a more noble life, he is doing it to make money. Just like the shilocks he spergs so hard about, if anything he is a man of walking contradictions. I am glad I live in a timeline that he sits and seethed about having a dwlindling fanbase, while his wife gets railed by BBC on the bed she took from him.

I would say welcome to obscurity, but it would imply that he was ever relevant in the first place. Beyond being a side show attraction in the America First feline cult.

 

[An automatic clown]

Note that Jaden McNeil corrected PPP about Beardson's Toyota Solara, saying it's a 2006 model, not a 2009. He seemed oddly sure of this.

So if Beardson's car were a person, it would itself now be old enough to drive.

The Solara went out of production at the end of 2008 so this makes sense. It's a red, front drive Toyota convertible. Literally more gay than a Miata.

 

[asockworkorange]

beardson has only made 236 dollars in his last 2 streams. what will he do when he has to get a real job?

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

The Solara went out of production at the end of 2008 so this makes sense. It's a red, front drive Toyota convertible. Literally more gay than a Miata.

Sad that he couldn’t even get approved for a new Chevy Cruze or a Honda Civic. Instead he had to get a 16 year old vehicle on its last legs

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

Chances of Beardson getting a shotgun and offing himself?