Matt Evans / Beardson Beardly / “Beansoy Queerly” - Raging middle aged divorcee, 4’10 Hobbit of America First, seething incel, Nick Fuentes slave, soyboy, alcoholic, manlet, Age of Consent Abolitionist, rape fantasizer, groomer, mogged by Louie Theroux, Demoted Gutter Goblin, Doxxer & False Flagger

Is it unusual to post song recs for a cow? Because I've got one for Beardson.

I know he's a big Pavement fan. Well, a band that shared members with Pavement over the years was The Silver Jews. The front man was David Berman, who had a lot of mental health issues. "Treatment-resistant depression," he said.

Berman's problems really peaked when he parted ways with his wife, who had essentially been his caretaker for a long time. They stayed in contact while she began seeing other men. On Berman's final album, recorded under the name Purple Mountains, there's a song about this that reminds me of Matt, Blair, & Blair's new lover. It's called Darkness and Cold. A few of the lyrics:

The light of my life is going out tonight
As the sun sinks in the west
The light of my life is going out tonight
With someone she just met
She kept it burning longer than I had right to expect
The light of my life is going out tonight
Without a flicker of regret

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Berman hung himself a couple of months after the song's release.

Take care of yourself, Matt.
 
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I find it very conspicuous how absent Beardson is in all of this drama. Your boy is fighting for his god damn life out here and all you do is quietly sit and stream the space and collect dono's off of it. Ralph and Baked are trying their hardest to have Nick's back. You don't think Nick notices? Is bro not built for the trenches?
 
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cyber dragon said:
I find it very conspicuous how absent Beardson is in all of this drama. Your boy is fighting for his god damn life out here and all you do is quietly sit and stream the space and collect dono's off of it. Ralph and Baked are trying their hardest to have Nick's back. You don't think Nick notices? Is bro not built for the trenches?
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He does literally seem to have renamed his stream "The Beardson Report" as a play on "The Ralph Retort." He said something to that effect. And last night he was ranting at length about Ashton Whitty, who I doubt has ever interacted with him. He would have been doing that on behalf of Baked. So he seems to have accepted that he's no longer Nipples' attack dog, but Nipples' attack dogs' attack dog.

Also, Fuentes' current approach on Twitter is to force memes & "ratio" people in a very autistic zoomer retard way, & Beardson, even if he could keep an account for more than a day, probably couldn't contribute much to that. There's too much dirt on him that would trigger return fire, whereas 500 identical anons can retweet & reply "kek" all day without breaking a sweat.

EDIT: Someone must have read this & commanded all hobbits to their battle stations.
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The projection coming from Beardson is insane, the soy beer gut chinless balding hobbit wants to make fun of Jaden for having a patchy beard and "klinefelters" along with a bunch of baseless accusations of shit talking his superchatters.

Beardson whenever he tries to roast literally anyone:
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The FedEx Pope said:
I'm already waiting for the aftermath of his "I CANNOT WAIT TO DIE" arc.

Getting warm fuzzy flashbacks of Ronnie McNutt (who looks like Beardson) sucking on a rifle livestreaming on Facebook, and making his head into exploding mushy watermelon after

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Bets on how long it takes for someone to notice (from Beardson irl life) and to check up on him after he’s gone dark?
 
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ww2fighterpilot said:
I don't know if this was posted yet, but Jaden just streamed this song from Beardson along with a lot of pictures of him as a teenager.
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MC CHRIS YOOO very dope fellow rap fan frends.
I like when he says "punk ass motherfuckers" and "you aint got shit on this" that's what black ppl say except they dont wear super mario tshirts.
Not surprised he attempted and failed being a nerdcore rapper.
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urr13 account said:
He really is the sterotypical middle-aged hipster nerd guy, complete with an Eraserhead shirt a̶n̶d̶ ̶f̶a̶t̶ ̶g̶i̶r̶l̶f̶r̶i̶e̶n̶d̶ now doomed to inceldom.

He should have accepted his lot in life instead of trying to... I don't know, I don't know what he's trying to do here.
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Beersoy’s predicament is entirely self inflicted

He decided to hitch his wagon onto Nick Fuentes’ Catboy train and now the train’s losing coal

Then his wife leaves him and now he’s suicidal.

He has to embarrass himself in front of a live audience of 20 people to be given chump change as he lives in a crack shack in Kentucky. He has no skills, no high school education, notbing. He is the definition of a loser
 
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Its hard to believe someone can be this embarrassing, what must go through his head when he's alone, such hopeless spiraling depression its almost like all the terrible advice he's given to the lonely kids who watch him has come back to drown him in his hypocrisy and wretchedness.
 
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