Matt Evans / Beardson Beardly / “Beansoy Queerly” - Raging middle aged divorcee, 4’10 Hobbit of America First, seething incel, Nick Fuentes slave, soyboy, alcoholic, manlet, Age of Consent Abolitionist, rape fantasizer, groomer, mogged by Louie Theroux, Demoted Gutter Goblin, Doxxer & False Flagger

So Ralph is a rage pig
Nick is a Cat
Beardson is a beaver

Makes sense

Based on the recent Beardson clips, he’s no longer the angry raging beaver hobbit but now a broken buck tooth middle aged man who realized he made the biggest error of his life joining AF

Just seeing his face Beersoy’s nearing the end of suicide

But then again in the year of 2022, you never know what’ll happen. Nobody knew that PPP would destroy AF by hosting a drama show with Warski, and nobody expected Jaden to defect

Imagine a Beersoy defection arc that’ll be hilarious. You never know
 
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Blair has moved on to a man who appears to be around 4 to 5 inches taller than Matt.

Meanwhile, Beardson strikes out on the regular down at his local bar. Speaking of, I think this is Beardson's local spot of choice:
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Blair has moved on to a man who appears to be around 4 to 5 inches taller than Matt.

Meanwhile, Beardson strikes out on the regular down at his local bar. Speaking of, I think this is Beardson's local spot of choice:
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Jesus don’t post this he might actually kill himself
 
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Blair has moved on to a man who appears to be around 4 to 5 inches taller than Matt.

Meanwhile, Beardson strikes out on the regular down at his local bar. Speaking of, I think this is Beardson's local spot of choice:
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Imagine the conversations between the two

The boyfriend asks about Beersoy’s retardation and Blair is embarrassed about it lol
 
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Blair has moved on to a man who appears to be around 4 to 5 inches taller than Matt.

Meanwhile, Beardson strikes out on the regular down at his local bar. Speaking of, I think this is Beardson's local spot of choice:
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He even has a better beard than Beardson
 
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Beardson talks about how he belongs in the gutter
Truly one of the most kino of copes. At this rate Beardson will literally be living in the gutter by the trajectory of America First and his power chat income. No education, no real employment history (especially in the last 6 years), banned from every social medai site, and a poxed public presence from appearing on a Louis Theroux doc. I doubt he could get a job at Burger King. Once this grift burns out the only thing left for him is to kill himself, become a bum, or try IP2 streaming.
 
Beardson's new "Beardson Report" gimmick is so bad, we are watching it on @CringeMomma 's channel right now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOj-6NnkD5s

Look how bad his graphic quality is. This grunge typewriter font shit died with myspace, beardson you fucking boomer.
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Another terrible font choice for some shitty segment intro graphic
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edit: ok i checked his instagram and he had these stories or whatever the fuck it's called on IG that coincide with this post. Beardson, none of this looks "clean" it looks amateur as fuck.
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Gimmicky camera stuff, pure content in 2022!
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Beardson's new "Beardson Report" gimmick is so bad, we are watching it on @CringeMomma 's channel right now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOj-6NnkD5s

Look how bad his graphic quality is. This grunge typewriter font shit died with myspace, beardson you fucking boomer.
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Another terrible font choice for some shitty segment intro graphic
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edit: ok i checked his instagram and he had these stories or whatever the fuck it's called on IG that coincide with this post. Beardson, none of this looks "clean" it looks amateur as fuck.
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Gimmicky camera stuff, pure content in 2022!
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Continuing to promote purple drank and other nigger antics to young, White men. This is unconscionable.
 
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Blair has moved on to a man who appears to be around 4 to 5 inches taller than Matt.

Meanwhile, Beardson strikes out on the regular down at his local bar. Speaking of, I think this is Beardson's local spot of choice:
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I'm happy for Blair. She deserves a normal partner who isn't a deranged hobbit. Though I must admit, I do feel a bit bad for Beardson. It has to hurt pretty bad to see your ex has not only already moved on, but has also upgraded.
 
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