Matt Evans / Beardson Beardly / “Beansoy Queerly” - Raging middle aged divorcee, 4’10 Hobbit of America First, seething incel, Nick Fuentes slave, soyboy, alcoholic, manlet, Age of Consent Abolitionist, rape fantasizer, groomer, mogged by Louie Theroux, Demoted Gutter Goblin, Doxxer & False Flagger

beersoy's chat after a dude admits to driving drunk

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Beardson and Ralph are two lolcows I monitor closely because I expect their lives to be tick-tocking away into complete financial devastation. Nick Fuentes will always have gullible hispanic 12 year olds stealing their Abuela's credit cards for superchats, Baked Alaska will always have a steady stream of income from failtrolls of IP2- but less and less people watch Beardson and Ralph every day and they refuse to get any other source of income (AKA a "real job").

Eventually the sand will run out in the hourglass... and when it does it will be a salt volcano!
 
This is the guy calling YOU dysgenic.
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Nonbeardson can star in two straight-to-garbage remakes:

Honey Nick, I Shrunk the Movement. Beardson's salutes and big vag energy drive away all from America First.
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Simon Birch Doesn't Die (But Might As Well Have). They cut the scene where Simon dies (spoiler alert) and just put in a 30 minute documentary of Beardson's miserable real life as an angry and bitter dwarf.
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POV: You’re getting a drink late at night, you hear something scurrying about on your hardwood floors. You look down and see this little gnome staring up at you. What do you do?
I’d assume it’s lost, I will let it out of the house and hopefully the mother will take it back.
 
Here's Beardson calling Mister Metokur "my hero," and saying "I just want to suck his dick some more."

From The Weekly Sweat, Nov. 29, 2017 - "Beardson Birthday Bash"
 

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okay beersoy's latest stream has some gold...here's a little nugget for the kiwis


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you are in for a real treat once Big Tech and Kai come on, they have a super autistic fight and Big Tech is upset that Kai didn't tell him that he loved him (not joking).
They are hashing out some drama and they talk about a deleted vod from politically provoked that I managed to download but it's fucking massive, here's the link while it's still up: https://cozy.tv/politicallyprovoked/replays/2022-06-05_3
 
you are in for a real treat once Big Tech and Kai come on, they have a super autistic fight and Big Tech is upset that Kai didn't tell him that he loved him (not joking).
They are hashing out some drama and they talk about a deleted vod from politically provoked that I managed to download but it's fucking massive, here's the link while it's still up: https://cozy.tv/politicallyprovoked/replays/2022-06-05_3
Incoming Kai vs BigTech “feud thread” in case this shitshow escalates? I want more AF infighting since its pure Kino when it happens
 
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Beardson explains how his day was ruined by a gay pride event.


Beersoy wants to be able to run over bikers also totally goes on 30min bike rides a day. everyday...okay maybe not everyday. (he never goes on bike rides)


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Beersoy hates eating and eating is gay.


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loving the guy fieri shirt
 
not clipped but beersoy also says if he doesnt eat out he'd never leave his house...here he is laboring over a 300$ purchase lolol








but dont worry...a man approaching 40 had some other man buy him the fire pit that he couldnt afford lol
 
Beersoy wants to be able to run over bikers also totally goes on 30min bike rides a day. everyday...okay maybe not everyday. (he never goes on bike rides)


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Beersoy hates eating and eating is gay.


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Now I want to see Alex McNabb (who just completed a 60 mile bike ride on the weekend) bike over to Beersoy's shitty town in Kentuckey and Mog him.
 
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