Matt Evans / Beardson Beardly / “Beansoy Queerly” - Raging middle aged divorcee, 4’10 Hobbit of America First, seething incel, Nick Fuentes slave, soyboy, alcoholic, manlet, Age of Consent Abolitionist, rape fantasizer, groomer, mogged by Louie Theroux, Demoted Gutter Goblin, Doxxer & False Flagger

gaystoner said:
All im gonna say is..youre welcome for all the bersoy content the past year-ish
Click to expand...
o7
As a primary lore farmer on a few threads, I understand your plight. That being said, nothing is more autistic than clipping Beardsoy. I'm not powerful enough. This dude. He says 10,000 words and yet somehow only makes 2 complete sentences while chain smoking.

You're the hero we didn't deserve.

Also if you smoke in a house you deserve death. Go outside that smell gets into everything.
 
  • Agree
  • Feels
  • Like
Reactions: CraicRock28, Sicko Hunter, Matt Damon and 3 others
Meiwaku said:
o7
As a primary lore farmer on a few threads, I understand your plight. That being said, nothing is more autistic than clipping Beardsoy. I'm not powerful enough. This dude. He says 10,000 words and yet somehow only makes 2 complete sentences while chain smoking.

You're the hero we didn't deserve.

Also if you smoke in a house you deserve death. Go outside that smell gets into everything.
Click to expand...
Beardson like Mersh is a perpetual renter and like Mersh probably lives in a section 8 hobbit hole.

Smoking in a house / apartment that the federal government pays for is their one small act against the system.
 
  • Feels
  • Optimistic
  • Like
Reactions: CowPox, Meiwaku and CatboyCumDump
Lobster Cult High Priest said:
Beardson like Mersh is a perpetual renter and like Mersh probably lives in a section 8 hobbit hole.

Smoking in a house / apartment that the federal government pays for is their one small act against the system.
Click to expand...
Or maybe he's just a retard who drives drunk, day drinks, chain smokes, and embarassed himself publicly on national television
 
  • Feels
  • Like
Reactions: Fìddlesticks, Matt Damon, REGENDarySumanai and 1 other person
CatboyCumDump said:
beardson freestyles. mega cringe warning
View attachment 3370857
Click to expand...
would not be shocked if this is not even a free style & he wrote it earlier using rymezone & he faked stuttered to give the illusion of a freestyle. either way its really really bad & Im not too sure whats going on but I can tell you he is definitely having a crisis of some sort.
 
  • Like
  • Winner
  • Agree
Reactions: Fìddlesticks, Mister Rogers, REGENDarySumanai and 3 others
Partial Legal Records of Beardsoy

Btw do we know his full DOB or past locations other than that one place in Illinois? His name is really generic so looking for firstname lastname Kentucky or whatever isn't as easy as it sounds. @gaystoner pls help expert beardsoy king

Edit. Potential Nothing Burger but I searched Firstname Lastname DOB (year) for his county in KY and came up with this. Note the extra middle name people might not be related to him and be unfortunate evans named matthews. These are all domestic cases or related to being sued by an apartment (lol) from what it seems like.

EDIT2: he has lived at Riviera Apartments thus this case is likely 100% him. He also might be in a feud with a family member.

Screenshots_2022-06-10-10-41-42~2.png

Screenshots_2022-06-10-10-42-16.pngScreenshots_2022-06-10-10-41-59.png

Screenshots_2022-06-10-10-42-28.png
This is a finished case, but Midland Funding is a CREDIT ASSISTANCE COMPANY that sued him for likely non payment :story:


Link to search for county
 
Last edited:
  • Informative
  • Winner
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Justa Grata Honoria, asockworkorange, CoffeeFan and 4 others
Meiwaku said:
Crossposting this comment but Catboy Kami literally is streaming with a broken laptop and mic and computer and only has his bench press with no bench and is laying on plates. He lost his desk and chair in his divorce and his two kids. He allegedly got swatted but is STILL somehow doing better than Beardson.

Btw do we know his middle name full DOB or past locations other than that one place in Illinois? His name is really generic so looking for firstname lastname Kentucky or whatever isn't as easy as it sounds. @gaystoner pls help expert beardsoy king

Edit. Potential Nothing Burger but I searched Firstname Lastname DOB (year) for his county in KY and came up with this. Note the extra middle name people might not be related to him and be unfortunate evans named matthews. These are all domestic cases or related to being sued by an apartment (lol) from what it seems like.

View attachment 3372223View attachment 3372224View attachment 3372225View attachment 3372227
Link to search for county
Click to expand...
@BigSodaSlade may know his middle name and have some info on the charges.
According to this site: https://www.spokeo.com/Matthew-Evans/Illinois/Metropolis/p40132707928 (https://archive.ph/VZKPp)
his middle name starts with a J (note that it says Illinois, but the latest phone record says Paducah and the age is 33, seems to be him). Based on other whitepage types sites I think he may also have gone by "Matthew JL Evans" and not just "Matthew J Evans". I wonder if those commonwealth vs. Matthew James Evans are our boy...

Beardson said that he was 18 when he was charged, he is 33 now so that means this was 15 years ago, so this would have happened some time around 2007. The charge could be in Illinois and not Kentucky, not sure his place of residence in 2007. He said it was an assault charge so we know that much.
 
  • Informative
Reactions: ChristIsBurgerKing, Fìddlesticks, REGENDarySumanai and 1 other person
CatboyCumDump said:
@BigSodaSlade may know his middle name and have some info on the charges.
According to this site: https://www.spokeo.com/Matthew-Evans/Illinois/Metropolis/p40132707928 (https://archive.ph/VZKPp)
his middle name starts with a J (note that it says Illinois, but the latest phone record says Paducah and the age is 33, seems to be him). Based on other whitepage types sites I think he may also have gone by "Matthew JL Evans" and not just "Matthew J Evans". I wonder if those commonwealth vs. Matthew James Evans are our boy...

Beardson said that he was 18 when he was charged, he is 33 now so that means this was 15 years ago, so this would have happened some time around 2007. The charge could be in Illinois and not Kentucky, not sure his place of residence in 2007. He said it was an assault charge so we know that much.
Click to expand...

Okay then let me repost the full list of all Matthew Evans people because his name that I'm basically positive is him is showing up without a middle initial. All his previous doxes are no middle name. I also don't know who Lauren Evans is.

FULL LIST (some are not him rip them)
Screenshots_2022-06-10-11-06-22.png
Screenshots_2022-06-10-11-06-33.png
Screenshots_2022-06-10-11-06-43.png
 
  • Informative
  • Like
Reactions: Fìddlesticks and CatboyCumDump
CowPox said:
What kind of person unironically likes this faggot? I'm genuinely curious how someone can listen to this loser and think the things he says are anything other than embarrassing, are they all children? I seriously cannot comprehend it.
Click to expand...
Gropers believe anything their leader Nipples says they should believe, so if he says Bearsoy is a fellow god-loving AF patriot then so be it. It's really amazing how gullible gropers are, honestly.
 
  • Like
  • Optimistic
Reactions: Matt Damon, CatboyCumDump, CowPox and 1 other person
A Dapper Gent said:
Gropers believe anything their leader Nipples says they should believe, so if he says Bearsoy is a fellow god-loving AF patriot then so be it. It's really amazing how gullible gropers are, honestly.
Click to expand...
I understand this, but still out of all of the America First streamers I'm pretty sure there is somebody that is more quality than Soy.
 
  • Agree
Reactions: CatboyCumDump
Meiwaku said:
I understand this, but still out of all of the America First streamers I'm pretty sure there is somebody that is more quality than Soy.
Click to expand...
I watch a lot of these faggots content and Baked Alaska is far and away the best streamer in the AF circle, despite how much of a grifter he is. He is constantly trying to be positive, he is almost always high energy, he has a sense of humor and can laugh at himself (unless it's a joke that also impugns his character as a REAL AMERICAN PATRIOT!), and is very responsive to his chat while streaming.

Contrast this with Beardson: extremely negative about everything, even things he claims to care about like video games, never high energy always sitting there saying nothing for ten seconds at a time as he smokes a cig and stares at his chat. Beardson has no sense of humor despite calling himself an internet comedian, he cannot set up a joke, he cannot concoct a punchline, he cannot properly do a bit without giving it away, he cannot laugh at himself, etc...He also says he ignores chat and only pays attention to mods and donors (this is not even totally true, he ignores positive comments from randoms, if they say something negative he always responds and bans them).
 
  • Like
  • Informative
  • Agree
Reactions: Chris Mclean, Donuteater, Nogglor and 7 others
CatboyCumDump said:
I watch a lot of these faggots content and Baked Alaska is far and away the best streamer in the AF circle, despite how much of a grifter he is. He is constantly trying to be positive, he is almost always high energy, he has a sense of humor and can laugh at himself (unless it's a joke that also impugns his character as a REAL AMERICAN PATRIOT!), and is very responsive to his chat while streaming.

Contrast this with Beardson: extremely negative about everything, even things he claims to care about like video games, never high energy always sitting there saying nothing for ten seconds at a time as he smokes a cig and stares at his chat. Beardson has no sense of humor despite calling himself an internet comedian, he cannot set up a joke, he cannot concoct a punchline, he cannot properly do a bit without giving it away, he cannot laugh at himself, etc...He also says he ignores chat and only pays attention to mods and donors (this is not even totally true, he ignores positive comments from randoms, if they say something negative he always responds and bans them).
Click to expand...
I just watched Catboy Kami's post divorce stream where his only furniture is his workout equipment, his laptop is shit, he hasn't showered in a long while, and doesn't even have a bench but he is still more positive and laughing at himself for failing all the time and saying the things he's good at are bad but says he always gets back up on his feet. (I suppose he's like a cat in that way)

This is the main difference of why some of these people are watchable vs not. Kami is near his rock bottom (and actually has less than soy) and so is Beardsoy but Kami is actually trying to do better and keeping a good attitude despite being in a (self induced) tough time. This is also why Baked is watchable despite being a fat sped. Both keep a decent attitude and thus their content is immediately 100x more palatable than if they were seething & feeding. This is despite both being 100x the sped that Baked is.
 
Last edited:
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: Donuteater, REGENDarySumanai, Fìddlesticks and 1 other person
Meiwaku said:
I just watched Catboy Kami's post divorce stream where his only furniture is his workout equipment, his laptop is shit, he hasn't showered in a long while, and doesn't even have a bench but he is still more positive and laughing at himself for failing all the time and saying the things he's good at are bad but says he always gets back up on his feet. (I suppose he's like a cat in that way)

This is the main difference of why some of these people are watchable vs not. Kami is near his rock bottom (and actually has less than soy) and so is Beardsoy but Kami is actually trying to do better and keeping a good attitude despite being in a (self induced) tough time. This is also why Baked is watchable despite being a fat sped. Both keep a decent attitude and thus their content is immediately 100x more palatable than if they were seething & feeding. This is despite both being 100x the sped that Baked is.
Click to expand...
Beersoy’s very internet career hinges on the Mexican child. He’s a less talented version of Ethan Ralph
 
  • Like
Reactions: Lobster Cult High Priest, REGENDarySumanai, Fìddlesticks and 1 other person
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back