Matthew Vickers waged a years long online war against Ethan Ralph. Alongside him the entire time was his loyal low IQ stooge and dutiful henchman Christopher Hibbard better known to you as Genius Anus. THIS IS HIS STORY!
Many of you may recall this fat retarded loser after Matthew Vickers invited him to hang out with Ethan Ralph’s son for the day at Disneyland in a ploy to eternally own Ralph that backfired because sex trafficking your grandson to own someone online is horrifying.
Chris is a failed father, failed stand-up comedian, failed podcaster and failed home-owner who begs online for money to pay his fatass baby mama (Jodi Armstrong) child support. The projection is unreal.


After FOUR failed gofundmes Chris had to file for bakruptcy. But it was all worth it in the end because he was totally owning Ethan Ralph!


After his baby mama wised up and realized owning Ethan Ralph wasn’t as important as her child, she left him amd he was ordered to pay child support.

In addition to advising Matthew Vickers on ill-fated legal endeavors, Christopher likes to stop by Reddit on occasion and offer sexual advice.

Chris is a proud
trans female
according to his Facebook where he often begs for money like a bum.


Now ladies, I know what you’re thinking. “Where can I find this amazing catch?” Well don’t worry, I’ve got you covered. You can find this autistic adonis on this goth dating website. He doesn’t list his income, but can you really blame him?

Chris might be poor in shekels but he has an abundance of something ladies find even more attractive…FAILURE! Chris is also a failed stand-up and failed podcaster. He honestly sucks at everything.

In the summer of 2023. Christopher, instead of paying child support, paid money to spend time with Ethan Ralph’s child while neglecting his own. Many were quick to criticize him and his response to that criticism ignited a firestorm as to what exactly he was paying for
(Ai voice reading his actual tweet)
Chris’ ex-baby mama is a fatass, and her experience with Chris has left her mentally scarred. She is now a purple haired feminist dyke because Chris not only couldn’t provide financially and was a shitty father, but let’s face it, he probably fucks like shit.
It should come as no surprise to anyone that someone who has been so humiliated by women would side with Matthew Vickers after he brutally raped his wife, Ariana.