Orbiter Matthew Vickers / @MWV / ViciousVickers / Poor Yorick - Ex-coin merchant, bloodline gunted by Ethan Ralph. Fat cuckold who lost everything by trying to launch warfare against Ethan Ralph. Alleged rapist, proven cuckold, got mental damage from his wife's mean words. Cog paypig.

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What caused Vickers' crazy eyes?

  • Tumour

    Votes: 49 3.4%
  • Stroke

    Votes: 201 13.9%
  • Gecko hybrid

    Votes: 396 27.4%
  • Dry eyes

    Votes: 33 2.3%
  • All of the above

    Votes: 766 53.0%

  • Total voters
    1,444
Crosspost from Cog thread.

Trannyberries is fighting with Matthew Vickers
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How is this different than what Vickers is trying to sue Ralph for?
That's a good question. It's almost like Vickers is an older version of Ralph.

The crazy thing to me is that he's a less likable version of Ralph too. Vickers showed up right when Ralph was being the biggest shithead he could possibly be and it took all of 2 weeks for people to hate his guts. Ralph can shit on Fuentes or get an unexpected victory and even his enemies will clap for him, can be entertaining for a while. Vickers has sucked from day one.
 
Vickers has sucked from day one.
It's partly his cringy attempts to rope people into his gay ops. Nobody wants that shit. Then the people he does rope into gay ops are absolute dumbshits like Spectree who make you hate Vickers just by association with such a complete loser.

Also if the hollerin hog somehow manages to retain a SLAPP-happy lolyer, he probably has a good chance of getting a pound of flesh from that coin pinching Shylock faggot.
 
It's partly his cringy attempts to rope people into his gay ops. Nobody wants that shit. Then the people he does rope into gay ops are absolute dumbshits like Spectree who make you hate Vickers just by association with such a complete loser.

Also if the hollerin hog somehow manages to retain a SLAPP-happy lolyer, he probably has a good chance of getting a pound of flesh from that coin pinching Shylock faggot.
Not to mention his first personal bitch @Elric of Melnibone never read a page of Moorcock, but that's a personal gripe.
 
So now the Vickers are treating Xander like some Zoo exhibit and flying alogs out to visit him? Just when you think that family can't sink any lower.

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It’s perfectly normal to fly out internet freaks to spend time with your Grandson. Nothing to see here. In Fact, if you have a problem with it, it’s probably you that’s the pedo sir!
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I always felt bad for Faith, her summer of stupid teenage decisions had way more consequences than most... but if she's allowing this shit, fuck that. Giving random paypigs access to Xander to alog Ralph is genuinely sickening shit. That's your fucking baby, not a tool for your father to use to taunt Ralph.
 
I always felt bad for Faith, her summer of stupid teenage decisions had way more consequences than most... but if she's allowing this shit, fuck that. Giving random paypigs access to Xander to alog Ralph is genuinely sickening shit. That's your fucking baby, not a tool for your father to use to taunt Ralph.
his son will be a lolcow in at least 15 years, maybe even sooner and we'll get to document it.
 
So now the Vickers are treating Xander like some Zoo exhibit and flying alogs out to visit him? Just when you think that family can't sink any lower.

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It’s perfectly normal to fly out internet freaks to spend time with your Grandson. Nothing to see here. In Fact, if you have a problem with it, it’s probably you that’s the pedo sir!
Some more context to this. According to the people on Twitter, said people who paid to hang out with Ethan Ralph's son also did a photoshoot, which Vickers then published on his own Twitter.

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But remember, letting Ralph post his son's picture to wish him a happy birthday or whatever would be WAY over the line.
 
More than anything now I hope Ralph just starts to ignore him (except for the legal stuff, obviously). It's painfully obvious Vickers is begging for attention from both internet people but also Ralph.

Don't let that fat faggot goad you Ralph, I hope you sue him back for legal fees after his retarded lawsuit fails in court.
 
I have come to horridly tragic conclusion that Ethan Ralph would be an infinitely better parent than Faith + Matthew Vickers. Yeah, he's a fuckup asshole who started literally all this, but I honestly believe Ralph would show proper affection towards Xander, if his suicide bait era lamenting for his son and sobering up are to be trusted in the slightest. By contrast, and especially given their selling of Xander to mongrels like GeniusAnus, I can't imagine any timeline with them where the Vickers' see Xander as anything other than "the Gunt spawn" consciously or unconsciously. Step-dad or no, its a fucking mental health trainwreck in waiting for that kid and alot of it would be cut out IMO if Xander was simply & wholly Ralph's, ideally when he has been sober for a credible amount of time.
 
Ralph, you know I'm not your biggest fan by a long shot. Don't run from this. You broke a nationwide movement over your tusks, Boss Hog. Nick Fuentes: Gunted daily. Godwinson: Washing that gunt. Dick: Giving you targets for those tusks and heads to rub that gunt on. Sweepy: Gunted during someone else's show. You have brought back this sektur to rule over it as you wanted. Do not let Toothless here be the one to make you holler, Kang. You can turn this into such a W His Majesty himself would give you the Baronetcy Edge recognizing you contribution to the lols if he could. Plus money on a level worthy of your uncle. He too would rub the gunt if you held the line. Show Vickers what it means to enrage Boss Hog now. Give some actual lawyers a call. If Randazza can rep gay porn companies over 1A and harassment issues, he might take Gunt I, Kang of the Sektur and the target of Vickers' vexatious villainy, an illegal campaign of legal harassment worthy of a Saturday morning cartoon.

Just hold the line, Kang. You're winning against a legion of enemies, both foreign and domestic. You have allies too. I'm not one of them, but they're there. Beat Vicker's bullshit down and take his coinshop and house in damages. The lols, lulz, and lastly milk, will be legendary. Worthy of a Kang. Be the Winner you deserve, Boss Hog.
 
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I have come to horridly tragic conclusion that Ethan Ralph would be an infinitely better parent than Faith + Matthew Vickers. Yeah, he's a fuckup asshole who started literally all this, but I honestly believe Ralph would show proper affection towards Xander, if his suicide bait era lamenting for his son and sobering up are to be trusted in the slightest. By contrast, and especially given their selling of Xander to mongrels like GeniusAnus, I can't imagine any timeline with them where the Vickers' see Xander as anything other than "the Gunt spawn" consciously or unconsciously. Step-dad or no, its a fucking mental health trainwreck in waiting for that kid and alot of it would be cut out IMO if Xander was simply & wholly Ralph's, ideally when he has been sober for a credible amount of time.

Like all that affection he showed Rozy? The only way he would show one of his kids attention is if he was doing it to own somebody. His kids are nothing but props to him.

Stop gaslighting, Ralph doesn't even know how to be a "good" father.
 
if his suicide bait era lamenting for his son and sobering up are to be trusted in the slightest
This is when you spilled your spaghetti, friend. There's no way Ralph could do these things and his suicide bait is absolutely failed pity party after failed pity party. It's all fake. You fucked up thinking otherwise.
 
More than anything now I hope Ralph just starts to ignore him (except for the legal stuff, obviously). It's painfully obvious Vickers is begging for attention from both internet people but also Ralph.
The bizarre part is that all of the Vickers Recruits are of the "imagine the smell" variety.

Ralph does dumb shit on a progressive basis, but at least it's easy to connect the dots for why he does them.

It's a miracle Vickers avoided lolcow detection before Faith flew across the country.
 
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