Orbiter Matthew Vickers / @MWV / ViciousVickers / Poor Yorick - Ex-coin merchant, bloodline gunted by Ethan Ralph. Fat cuckold who lost everything by trying to launch warfare against Ethan Ralph. Alleged rapist, proven cuckold, got mental damage from his wife's mean words. Cog paypig.

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What caused Vickers' crazy eyes?

  • Tumour

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  • Stroke

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  • Gecko hybrid

    Votes: 396 27.4%
  • Dry eyes

    Votes: 33 2.3%
  • All of the above

    Votes: 766 53.0%

  • Total voters
    1,444
My on the ground surveillence team has captured our first images Vickers since he retreated to the Gout Bunker.

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How fucking embarrassing. Running, tail tucked between his legs the Viscous Vickers longs for privacy.
Him being unable to handle the slightest banter or genuine pushback for all the absurdly retarded shit this Soy-Hog pulls daily is just sad.

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Screaming into your pillow won't unfuck your daughter, Vickers.
Laying with the likes of "Genius Anus" ain't gonna get rid of the haunting thoughts either.

What an absolute failure as a man, and as a father.
At least Ralph can be funny in theory, but this mans pig semen stained hatred is permeating his every action, no joy, nothing.
When has he ever done anything online whether on his streams or on twitter that wasn't directly related to Ralph?

I hope when he is 72 years old, his heart giving out due to the constant rage, that his last thoughts will be about Ralph,
his fist shaking towards the heavens condemning a hog that isn't listening.


HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE THE HOG SINCE I BEGAN TO SNEED. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION GALLONS OF PIG SEMEN IN SLOSHING GLOBULES THAT FILL MY BRAIN. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED IN EACH DROPPLET OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF GALLONS IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR THE GUNT AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.” ― Harlan Ellisneed
Xanniebros... we won, but at what cost?
 
Xanniebros... we won, but at what cost?
Vicious Vickers., Venemous Vickers, Victorious Vickers, a man feared for his ruthlessness and cunning, vanquished by Team Tard. What a pathetic disgrace. I think myself and a few other have wondered why he's friends with people like GeniusAnus, beloved by Xander Vickers, to the point he bring them to his home. We have our answer. Surrounding himself with toadies is the only way Vickers can convince himself he isn't an absolutely buckbroken loser. He needs janneis to lord over and pump up his ego in an echo chamber because he can't hack it in the Sektur. What the is the point of having a twitter if it's just you and your half dozen discordfags?

I really hope the leaker is one of his kids tired of his shit. They'll be able to smirk as Matt begins shooting suspected traitors in a Stalin-esque purge. Goodbye forever Vickers. I'm sure you won't be back to tell us all how wrong we are about your terrible teeth and even worse lolsuit.
 
Vickers if you read this I will pay for you to see a dentist.
That fat faggot would be looking at five figures to fix everything wrong in that vile abyssal orifice of disease and contagion. You're talking root canals, dental implants, all kinds of fucking Nazi dentist shit.
Vicious Vickers., Venemous Vickers, Victorious Vickers
Vermin Vickers. Vagina Vickers.
 
I really hope the leaker is one of his kids tired of his shit.
Holy fucking shit, imagine. That would be the ultimate comeuppance, if Vickers' own flesh and blood absconded to the side of the RALPHAMALE BVLL. Corrupted, beaten, buck broken to the bone, such is the fate of the Vickuck.
 
Holy fucking shit, imagine. That would be the ultimate comeuppance, if Vickers' own flesh and blood absconded to the side of the RALPHAMALE BVLL. Corrupted, beaten, buck broken to the bone, such is the fate of the Vickuck.
The absolute funniest way this could end is Ralph and Faith somehow ending up back together.
There would be no coming back from an L that huge. The Swinemaster's mark would be practically branded on Vickers' soul.
 
The absolute funniest way this could end is Ralph and Faith somehow ending up back together.
There would be no coming back from an L that huge. The Swinemaster's mark would be practically branded on Vickers' soul.
Now this is what I want to happen now.

"As Vickers turns the corner, already planning his stream tonight after briefing his legal team on today's Xitter feed, he sees a dust covered truck in the driveway. One door missing, windshield caved in. A shitbox in every way. Eyes wide, jaw as slack as the rest of him, his pristine white Mercury van idles into the driveway as the hideous paint fills his eyes. He opens the door and falls to the ground in a boneless heap. Righting himself, he lurches into his home. His fortress. The involate bastion where he rules. These very basic facts he has built his personality around shatter as he is greeted by a scene even Lovecraft would have recoiled at.

There, upon his couch, grizzled cellulite covering the cushions in a miasma of sweat and grease, lies the Ralphamale. Upon the Memphis Micro is his wife. The woman he placed his trust and his dreams in is riding those three inches in a way Vickers had not seen in decades. Howling those forbidden words "GUNT ME KANG" she begins to convulse as Ralph's thumb penetrates her poop chute. As the horror finally begins to condense into the ice of reality, a blood vessel pops in Vickers' frontal lobe. Slumping to the ground, unable to speak or even close his eyes Vickers' consciousness is dragged into oblivion to the sound of a small 'pop!' and a deep sniff that turns into a snuffle. As the darkness overcomes him, the final indignity is visited upon his blind, rapidly insensate form by the shibboleth cry of "YOU SMELL BETTA THAN FAITH, HORE BISH! THE KANG HAS RETURNED! THIS IS MAH CASTLE NOW.""

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Vickers is now editing RALPHAposts pretending he is talking about him. Also any experts on civil judgements here? Don't know much, but I can't imagine Ralph 2 can reasonably force Ralph 1 to pay up everything.
Vickers is raising a Guntling. He could drive Ralph to suicide and he will forever have still lost. Faith will use Xander as an excuse not to amount to anything and Vickers will foot the bill forever. Eternally Gunted.
 
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Vickers is now editing RALPHAposts pretending he is talking about him. Also any experts on civil judgements here? Don't know much, but I can't imagine Ralph 2 can reasonably force Ralph 1 to pay up everything.
Pfft. Amateur hour Vickers. Step up your game.
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It would honestly make more sense and be more financially reasonable for Vickers to hire a hit man to just kill Ralph. I don’t trust Vickers to do it himself because he’d fuck that up so outsourcing it to a Mexican makes sense. Actually no I expect Vickers to fuck up doing that. Like after he orders the hit he gloats and brags about how little time Ralph has and confess to the whole thing in his zero viewer stream.
 
It would honestly make more sense and be more financially reasonable for Vickers to hire a hit man to just kill Ralph. I don’t trust Vickers to do it himself because he’d fuck that up so outsourcing it to a Mexican makes sense. Actually no I expect Vickers to fuck up doing that. Like after he orders the hit he gloats and brags about how little time Ralph has and confess to the whole thing in his zero viewer stream.
That should have been step one before Chole ended up in the looney bin. Way too late now.
 
Pfft. Amateur hour Vickers. Step up your game.
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Ngl, it took me a minute to realize you made these. Because it’s really not a stretch to believe these two would make even more jokes about their daughter’s revenge porn trauma if they thought it would get them more attention.
 
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It would honestly make more sense and be more financially reasonable for Vickers to hire a hit man to just kill Ralph. I don’t trust Vickers to do it himself because he’d fuck that up so outsourcing it to a Mexican makes sense. Actually no I expect Vickers to fuck up doing that. Like after he orders the hit he gloats and brags about how little time Ralph has and confess to the whole thing in his zero viewer stream.
Ralph gives viggers a reason to live, if he couldn't obsess about Ralph everyday what would he have besides other obese Vigger clan members ?
 
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