Orbiter Matthew Vickers / @MWV / ViciousVickers / Poor Yorick - Ex-coin merchant, bloodline gunted by Ethan Ralph. Fat cuckold who lost everything by trying to launch warfare against Ethan Ralph. Alleged rapist, proven cuckold, got mental damage from his wife's mean words. Cog paypig.

[demicolon]

to chase around a Gunt online

Hunt the Wumpus Gunt

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

They sure do love pulling their guns out.

 

[Truly Rural]

The protective order is just a ruse to keep the judge from throwing the divorce out.

This comment left me speechless for an hour.

"Hey honey, why don't we brand you domestic abuser for life so judge doesn't get any funny ideas"

I don't believe this is a ruse, and if it is imagine the person agreeing to do it.

 

[Catspajamas7]

With how much vickers files fake bullshit in court, Im goint to need a decent amount of proof.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

I still can't get past the fact that vickers tried starting a podcast career after all of this. Imagine, explaining to everyone who you first meet.

"Ya so I'm a podcaster, my claim to fame is that I won an internet slapfight with the fat hog who impregnated my retarded daughter and now i'm raising their piglin offspring.

Our tagline? Oh ya, it's "The Good, The Bad, and The VICIOUS" epic right?

What a fucking joke.

Yer if I was his wife I would beat the shit out of him too.


Losing a fight to a woman..

SAD! PATHETIC!!!

 

[O Puffers Where Art Thou?]

Huge Ralphamale Vicktory!
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Ralph's campaign against Vickers has been most impressive (though there's no question he went on to find the wrong nigger to fuck with in Harry Morris).

 

[Cuckoman]

I want them to get a camper van and livestream ghost hunting around the country.

That is the setup for a 70s/80s tv show, like renegade.
In each episode they roll into a new small town, stake a target and humorously fail the brake-in-and-robbery in the most clownish way possible and the episode ends with them in their van leaving town, with cop cars in pursuit.

 

[JAKL II]

Grass is Green
Water is Wet
Cog Eats Shit Again!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I guess this t-shirt that Vickers sold for his shitty podcast was actually a cry for help:

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With a couple years of not much activity, it’s now more striking to me than ever just how insane the whole Vickers saga was. I don’t usually remember my first time reading a lolcow’s bullshit, but in this case I sure do. I recall finding out Vickers had built a goddamn WEBSITE airing all of his teenage daughter’s dirty laundry and, as I read it, being so deeply disturbed that any parent would inflict this kind of insanity on their own kid.

If only I’d known that day that a podcast and fucking merch were on the horizon.

Ralph is still worse, but IDGAF. They’re both suffering terribly and that’s a good thing.

With Matt’s track record, I’m guessing Ariana busted him cheating with an online relationship and/or CSAM and it’s been one big mess ever since. We’ve already established that Ralph and Vickers are fraternal twins and that’s why Faith went for the Gunt. Matt just strikes me as the kind of guy who gets exposed as much more of a monster than anyone realized.

 

[Rogue AI]

This just makes me feel bad for Xander. With the pig genetics and a father and grandfather that crave internet attention, it's almost like we're witnessing his lolcow origin story. Both sides of his family are dysfunctional white trash. I think he's going to end up taking Chris' title of the most documented person in internet history, since he had a thread even before he was born.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

This just makes me feel bad for Xander. With the pig genetics and a father and grandfather that crave internet attention, it's almost like we're witnessing his lolcow origin story. Both sides of his family are dysfunctional white trash. I think he's going to end up taking Chris' title of the most documented person in internet history, since he had a thread even before he was born.

I hope you are wrong and Xander will just become an average kid

 

[FiveStarAce]

Vickers marriage is the sacrifice on the altar of handing Ralph sportsball L's. Co(s)mic Balance must be restored.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Ralph is still worse, but IDGAF. They’re both suffering terribly and that’s a good thing.

He is - but let's be honest here, if you had to pick one to spend an evening with, you would pick Ralph.

They're both old, fat and retarded, but at least Ralph isn't a charisma vacuum.

Vickers was buying his online "friends" games consoles, despite having six-figure credit card debt, so they could play together. A 50 year man with a family having to buy friendship from online spastics.

 

[Ghost of Guntmas Past]

This just makes me feel bad for Xander. With the pig genetics and a father and grandfather that crave internet attention, it's almost like we're witnessing his lolcow origin story. Both sides of his family are dysfunctional white trash. I think he's going to end up taking Chris' title of the most documented person in internet history, since he had a thread even before he was born.

Don't feel bad for Xander, he is living high on the hog as they say collecting $800 a month from Ralph in San Diego far away from Matthew Vickers in Northern California. Not to mention the Disney Diddler probably has a job.

 

[break these cuffs]

Don't feel bad for Xander, he is living high on the hog as they say collecting $800 a month from Ralph in San Diego far away from Matthew Vickers in Northern California. Not to mention the Disney Diddler probably has a job.

With the Mexican who fingerbanged his mom when she was 14. That boy has no shot at normal.

 

[Fortyone]

I hope you are wrong and Xander will just become an average kid

With Ralph and Vickers genetics that kid is screwed sadly. Also Fai fai strikes me as the type who has like 10 kids from 5 different men as a strategy to inflate the amount of government assistance and alimony she gets, Xander is just kid #1.

 

[Kazukifaen]

Vickers should have just adopted the mindset “trust no Bish” and this could have been avoided.

I only Feel for Xander in this Situation.

 

[Pigtoad]

Has Mathew Vickers, the failed father and narcissist parent who used his daughters sex tape to become king of shit mountain, LEARNED his lesson and logged off for good? He opened Pandora's box seeking fame and admiration on his Melvillian quest to get a nontangible, figurative "W" over a mentally ill drug addict and it backfired.

 

[Lidl Drip]

The Vickers are white trash, that's why their house is a filthy mess, their children are neglected and their daughter had a teenage pregnancy with a drug addict, they are hilariously bad with money to the point of having several bankruptcys and now a nasty divorce with domestic violence to top it all off.

Soooooo embarrassing.

The chances Xander won't grow up a low IQ wigger like Ralph are extremely slim.

 

[Pelican Bones]

The Vickers are white trash, that's why their house is a filthy mess, their children are neglected and their daughter had a teenage pregnancy with a drug addict, they are hilariously bad with money to the point of having several bankruptcys and now a nasty divorce with domestic violence to top it all off.

Soooooo embarrassing.

The chances Xander won't grow up a low IQ wigger like Ralph are extremely slim.

I wonder if Ralph will live long enough to see Xander's first mugshot.