May 1 2023 - Chris sighting at Walmart

[Jon Osterman]

Looking at the cart, I’m curious why Chris is buying what looks like a cooler. I can’t think of what use there’d be for one in a group home. I figure he wouldn’t buy one without being told to get one so that suggests that they might go on field trips or outings they need to pack lunches for somewhat frequently.

I'd guess he's getting the cooler to have his own stash of junk food instead of using the communal fridge. It also looks like he's buying a backpack and perhaps some clothes, for what purpose I have no idea.

 

[Shanndog]

They may be able to force Chris to buy soap. But can they force Chris to use it? Correctly?

potentially, as most group homes require clients to maintain hygiene, some are lax and '' leave it up to personal choice'' but most of them , like prison and jail, you WILL be clean, or run the risk of other clients, and/or staff forcing you to bathe, and it will not be a gentle pleasant ''co-op'' bath lol

 

[Debbie Macomber]

Do you think Chris will be become a homeless cryptid like the Catman of Greenock? Who, if once based on a real homeless man, he's certainly dead after all these decades, but there are still sightings reported, perhaps other similar cases of homelessness, perhaps intentional imitators, likely both, but either way the name lives on so that for decades to come school children claim they saw the Catman under the bridge, just like grandpa when he went to that school.

 

[TestTubePuppy]

Chris has not been registered or charged as a sex offender. He faced it while being charged with felony incest but this would only apply after any sentencing. Meaning if he did get sentenced and made to register as a sex offender THEN he'd be barred from Gateway.

The lawyer probably got him in without telling them about his peccadillo with Barb. They most likely expect the home to prepare him for living on his own after the next hearing in August where he accepts a plea for time served. I can't see them looking at the home as a long term thing.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I'm catching up to this thread, and the evolution from Mother Fucker to Jesus Christ to Cryptid is very funny to me.

 

[Kulee Baba]

I'd guess he's getting the cooler to have his own stash of junk food instead of using the communal fridge. It also looks like he's buying a backpack and perhaps some clothes, for what purpose I have no idea.

I imagine those in group homes/halfway houses are permitted to leave for certain periods of time. Like Chris can use the bus and the system usually people like him will get some part time employment, like be a grocery store bagger?

If they're letting Chris go out to Walmart they clearly aren't scared of him trying to assault someone in a restroom right? If chomos can't be around kids/schools is Chris banned from the retirement homes?

But anyway Chris would use the backpack to keep his stuff while he's on the bus and just being a pedestrian.

 

[Corn Sake]

aka the weens will be coming soon...

They're already here

 

[TheGuntinator]

Genuinely happy to see him out and about and not rotting in some cell like I feared

I mean you say that but the way people describe his time in jail he was apparently jamming with the routine and playing with legos. I say give him life. It's the only way he can live.

 

[King Kiwi]

They're already here

Oh you're awful.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Bet he can't even pitch a tent and start a campfire. At least the tugboat doesn't go to rent anymore, right?

All's he had to do was think about Barb and try making some coffee and he'd put pay to that assumption.

 

[PhoBingas]

I'm surprised it's not featured. I guess null is just really disillusioned with Chris

Wouldn't you be? I've washed my hands of people for doing way less egregious stuff than fucking their mom.

Which raises the question....was this trip a test to see of chris could follow orders? Was he sent there to buy only what is absolutely nessicary and fucked up big tine by buying the switch? Or was he more than free to buy whatever he wanted?


Giving chris a list and a set number of money go only buy what's on the list only for lardo to blow it on a video game console and lego is the equivalent of sending your 10 year old son to the store for groceries only for him to blow the money on candy and soda.

Interesting thought. If Chris was only supposed to get necessities on that trip, we might not get any sightings of him in the wild for a while.

No access to social media is a common condition of parole in juvenile cases. I can totally see Chris's lawyer suggesting that as a condition for release to the judge.

Didn't they find blanket internet bans without being charged for shit like kiddy porn unconstitutional recently? I don't think the courts would be able to pull that off, but I've been wrong before. If they think it's in the tard's best interests then they very well could have. Plus being locked away for so long, Chris might not remember his passwords. He probably has his passwords on autofill. The police might have taken his phone as evidence. Didn't see a phone in his hand in any pics, but who knows if he was pulling it out of his manbra or pocket in between the pictures and videos this person got.

surprised he doesn't have a handler close by in any of the pics.

That does strike me as odd. Maybe Shaniqua in the car was supposed to go with him but decided to doomscroll twitter or smoke a blunt in the tard wagon instead of monitoring Chris?

So... people are making money off of Sonichu but none of them are Chris. Him buying Sonichu merch from a troll is peak irony.

It really feels like it has come full circle. "bootleg" Sonichu shit always used to drive Chris up the wall. He turned out so much worse than any of us watching him in 2009 or 2010 ever thought he would.

Anyway I'm still backreading, but so long as Chris still wears Sonichu paraphenalia I'm not convinced he's doing much better mentally. If he wanted to stand a shot at becoming normal he would need to first discard everything related to his cult religion. Odds are if he ever gets to be independent again in his life he will go right back to the same shit. At least he won't have access to Barb though.

Probably not. If he's still still wearing a Sonichu Medallion in public, his time in jail hasn't really taught him anything. I bet if he still had unsupervised internet access, he'd still be playing make-believe on twitter with weens. Do you think he's preaching sonichu and cpu goddess shit at the retard ranch, or would the staff try to keep his delusions in check?

I'd guess he's getting the cooler to have his own stash of junk food instead of using the communal fridge. It also looks like he's buying a backpack and perhaps some clothes, for what purpose I have no idea.

The clothes are probably because he didn't leave jail with much. I think he had a couple backpacks of shit, but if Chris packed "important shit" do you think he'd grab his clothes, meds, important papers, cellphone chargers and whatnot, or do you think he'd pack a bunch of toys, snacks, cards and art supplies?

 

[l_tai]

I've not really looked into this much, sorry but on the https://gatewayhomes.org/admissions-eligibility/ website it states that :

"No registered sex offenders or individuals who have committed a sexual offense will be considered."

If I remember chris did not have to register as a sex offender? he wasn't actually convicted of anything? Did someone from the court recommend him to this service under the :

"Determined to be disabled by the Social Security Administration and meet the Virginia Department of Medicaid’s resource and income requirements.
CRITERIA #1"

since he is homeless after coming out of jail? curious to know.

 

[King Kiwi]

I'd guess he's getting the cooler to have his own stash of junk food instead of using the communal fridge. It also looks like he's buying a backpack and perhaps some clothes, for what purpose I have no idea.

I don't blame him, when I was living with a rather strict relative in my early twenties, they were so parsnickety that I couldn't even eat any of my mini Jimmy Dean sandwiches I liked. The little round top ones.

Thankfully I moved out but I had to have a little mini cooler that I snuck in and hid in the closet until I could use money to get my own apartment.

And damn they were controlling, I know it's not the same situation exactly but if I wanted to go somewhere I had to ask them and it was not fun because nine times out of 10 I didn't get to do it and this was only because I was fresh out of college with nowhere else to go. So 20-ish.

If Chris feels the way I felt, he's only allowed to go when they say he's allowed to go and where to go and it feels very restricting.

Video games were one of my only outlets so it would make sense that Chris wants to dive deep into his switch whereas I had my PS3.

Actually it's pretty fucking scary how if I hadn't gone to live with a friend and then moved out directly once I have my apartment how I'd have to have relied on these controlling relatives.

The last photograph we had of Chris was where he was rather unsure and even scared looking. It's not fun to have people control your actions and activities I can promise you that.

 

[Protistology]

I've not really looked into this much, sorry but on the https://gatewayhomes.org/admissions-eligibility/ website it states that :

"No registered sex offenders or individuals who have committed a sexual offense will be considered."

If I remember chris did not have to register as a sex offender? he wasn't actually convicted of anything? Did someone from the court recommend him to this service under the :

"Determined to be disabled by the Social Security Administration and meet the Virginia Department of Medicaid’s resource and income requirements.
CRITERIA #1" since he is homeless after coming out of jail.

curious to know.

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[l_tai]

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Thanks for your troll answer. I fixed the layout of my post if thats your complaint,

 

[Morwyn]

Are there any other places in your town that he might frequent if he gets days out? GameStops or any place he might try to pick up Dungeons and Dragons again? Parks? Nursing homes. Etc.

Not my town anymore, thankfully. Can't stand the state of Virginia. It's even worse when you have to be fully aware of where Ethan Ralph lived and that Chris now roams the streets there.

But there's just about anything you could want in Midlothian as far as places to haunt if that's where he's at. Check out Battlegrounds which is the biggest tabletop game store in the area if you think he'll try and stalk the DND world (or just check them out because they're good guys who do good business if you're into tabletop stuff), there's a Gamestop to the north up Hull Street near the other Walmart (I think that one's Chattanooga Plaza? It's next to a Home Depot). Dunno if he's been banished from that Target before, but there's a Target and Best Buy in the same shopping center between the two Walmarts if you think he'd hang out in either.

Operating off of memory here, it's been 5 years since I moved away so some of that could have changed in the meantime. That's all the advice I can really give, I lived there when I was in my autistic shut-in phase so I didn't really go exploring much past that.

 

[King Kiwi]

Not my town anymore, thankfully. Can't stand the state of Virginia. It's even worse when you have to be fully aware of where Ethan Ralph lived and that Chris now roams the streets there.

But there's just about anything you could want in Midlothian as far as places to haunt if that's where he's at. Check out Battlegrounds which is the biggest tabletop game store in the area if you think he'll try and stalk the DND world (or just check them out because they're good guys who do good business if you're into tabletop stuff), there's a Gamestop to the north up Hull Street near the other Walmart (I think that one's Chattanooga Plaza? It's next to a Home Depot). Dunno if he's been banished from that Target before, but there's a Target and Best Buy in the same shopping center between the two Walmarts if you think he'd hang out in either.

Operating off of memory here, it's been 5 years since I moved away so some of that could have changed in the meantime. That's all the advice I can really give, I lived there when I was in my autistic shut-in phase so I didn't really go exploring much past that.

Strangely enough, he has visited Battlegrounds.

I wonder if he's banned from that GameStop though

 

[Morwyn]

Strangely enough, he has visited Battlegrounds.

I wonder if he's banned from that GameStop though

Oh shit! I missed that post, that's it for sure!

 

[𝓡𝓪𝓹𝓲𝓷 𝓒𝓪𝓻𝓵𝓽𝓸𝓷]

They're already here

Justice for Barb

 

[Ophelia]

Does he have that little self-preservation that he wants to be recognized in public?

Chris firmly believes that everyone who hears his explanation for anything will immediately see it his way. He has very poor theory of mind and doesn’t understand how anyone could disagree with him, unless they are crazy, lying to him for fun, or haters. He thinks his crime will blow over and his fans will support him again. He might even fancy himself as another Robert Downey Jr, Winona Ryder, or Lindsay Lohan. So of course he wants to be known as THE CWC.

Isn't it funny that they would let Chris go on with all his crazy shit? ( The sonichu medalion, the shoes ect..)

Why wouldn’t they?

doesn't that just directly play into their delusions?

So? Why would they want to break him out of his make-believe?

That happened BECAUSE of trolls, with that Isabella chick getting him to do it.

Chris raped Barb because he was horny and she was there. Bella did not make him do a damn thing. Trolls did not make him do a damn thing. Chris wanted to do it and he did it.

If he wanted to stand a shot at becoming normal he would need to first discard everything related to his cult religion.

Why would he want to be normal? He thinks he’s the greatest of all time.

It also looks like he's buying a backpack and perhaps some clothes, for what purpose I have no idea.

Presumably the backpack is for carrying his possessions (maybe the art supplies he seems to be buying) and the clothes are to wear.