May 1 2023 - Chris sighting at Walmart

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Cybertonia said:
Every single person who tries calling the group home or has plans to lurk that walmart, I wish I could punch them as hard as I can in the dick right through the internet.
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I mean you could road trip over there and sock one of them in the mouth. Though it ain't a big city Walmart so I doubt you could skate out of there before security/cops have something to say about it.
 
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Idaho Battle Barn said:
It doesn't help that Chris also emotionally manipulated Null by telling him a sob story, all the while wasting Null's good intentions and efforts. In his last statement regarding Chris a few years back (I think it was a month or two before the Barbara scandal came out), Null basically said that he's washing his hands of Chris because of that.
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He washed his hands of Chris when Chris lied about stealing money from Barb after the EPO. Null was the one who told him to live in his car for a couple of nights before he got access to his tugboat and could afford lodging.
 
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Glassshardballpit said:
Hey something else I noticed that I didn't originally notice; where's the Praetor gang?

Where's Caden?

I thought they were going to sue some choice people and let Chris sleep in their basement.
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Caden said it was Chris that wanted to sue. Chris probably did wanted to but he won't be able to now. Also one lawsuit and he'll be out of cash.

Caden is having trouble seeking those ugly art pieces, it's not selling as fast. And Chris's on meds might not want to do artwork for someone or doesn't have the time to do so.

I imagine someone can easily tell his caretakers that praetor is leaching off of him purely for financial gain and kill their communication. They wanted to help him mentally.
 
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Protistology said:
Maybe the court should have put Chris in witness protection.
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Chis can't even go to walmart without looking like an autistic Punky Brewster, it would be a waste of time and resources. Plus you don't get in the program for fucking your Mom and being afraid someone might kick your ass, its part of being an outcasted degenerate fresh out of jail... wait.... I think I got one.

The Outcast Saga
 
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Sweeter and Savoury said:
Shouldnt this be on the Front Page?

I mean Chris is out of jail and a free bitch again that's kinda big news isn't it?
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Null stopped caring about chris when he found out the fucker stole money and lied about. Plus one sighting at walmart? ooohhh breaking news that is so worth the farm's already streacthed thin resources.


speaking off working on that faq i meantioned now.
 
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Aegeus said:
If this is legit, Chris managed to gain a ton of weight in just a few weeks.

I cannot imagine how fat he will get if he continuously gains such a rapid amount of weight.
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Well if he doesn't have much access to the internet anymore he probably doesn't have many other copes besides food.
Syrup said:
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I think that's a new medallion, doesn't look as grimy as the last
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I've heard of having an albatross around your neck but only Chris wears his own worst troll instead.
Tootsie Bear said:
Bam Margera might have made the news on the run from the law, but nobody can replace Chris as the top lolcow!
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There never will be another Chris in a million years, the perfect storm of autism, bad parenting, and other factors rarely comes together so well.
Bigfoot's Butthole said:
He was wearing his medallion when he got arrested and I assume they'd give it back to him after he was released. It could be new, these images aren't the highest quality so it's hard to tell. If it is new it could be one of those medallions Praetor is hocking on Etsy.View attachment 5107034View attachment 5107048
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So... people are making money off of Sonichu but none of them are Chris. Him buying Sonichu merch from a troll is peak irony.

Forgive me still catching up on this thread
 
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