May 1 2023 - Chris sighting at Walmart

I'm more curious about the finachu crisis. So I have a number of theories as to how chris bought all this shit (BTW does someone have a full list of what chris purchased?)

A.) Chris ssi was untouchable it accumulated in his bank account like praetor claimed

B.) Chris claims of barbs ssi theft were accurate. He did not have direct deposit set up, only paper checks. He waited until the debt case was settled then dropped several thousand dollars in his bank account.

C.) A ween gave chris money

D.) Chris lost his ssi but praetor paid him like they claimed

E.) Chris gets an "allowance" that afforded him his shopping trip

F.) His lawyer paid for his shopping trip to chris in exchange for his cooperation

G.) He stole from crypt keeper again

Place your bets accordingly
 
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Jeff_the_Thriller said:
My ex worked at a group home for tards. They would go out to Walmart twice a month to spend their tard bux. This was usually on clothing, "luxury" food items, miscellaneous stuff for their room, and maybe a movie or something. All this stuff gets approved by the tard guards. I was told they get a weekly allowance that could referred to as a pittance
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I worked at a Walmart for 3 years. They for sure do this. Though, I'd see the group of autismos every other Friday.

They were almost always awful to the people too. So I wouldn't be surprised if Chris is probably being treated like crap by them.
 
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DancingIsraeli said:
This is a weird thing people do where they take something, Chris’s weight in this instance, and use it to confirm their own theory about something without having any understanding at all of the details of the subject at hand. Many people gain weight while incarcerated, particularly those who live unorthodox lifestyles or aren’t very well cared-for/incapable of good self-care. 3 square meals a day is an increase to a lot of people.
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I'm not confirming "my own theory", it's not uncommon to be a bit wary when it comes to any proof regarding Chris. It's clearly real by now, but I don't see how having doubts means not having any understanding of the subject at hand, lol.

I just hope he's left alone but I have this weird feeling that it's not going to last, with people apparently already calling the place.
 
Inertia said:
I just hope he's left alone but I have this weird feeling that it's not going to last, with people apparently already calling the place.
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Inertia said:
I'm not confirming "my own theory", it's not uncommon to be a bit wary when it comes to any proof regarding Chris. It's clearly real by now, but I don't see how having doubts means not having any understanding of the subject at hand, lol.

I just hope he's left alone but I have this weird feeling that it's not going to last, with people apparently already calling the place.
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DO NOT CALL THE GROUP HOME
The overworked staff that have done nothing wrong except do their jobs do not deserve to be harassed.
They have enough to worry about without dealing with constant calls about some moron living there.
Sure document him in the wild.
Sure even point out where he is currently living.
But I indeed draw the line at calling the place.
If anything think about the working class person on the other end of the phone. They don't deserve that.
You may think Chris deserves that but they don't.
 
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Syrup said:
The amount of information we wouldn't know about Chris if it wasn't for trolls and field agents is staggering.
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While technically true, it doesn’t really matter. We use that knowledge for speculation, document it, etc. because there’s no point to ignoring good information once it’s out just because it’s obtained in an undesirable way. However, we also do not encourage trolling, gay-opping, cowtipping, etc. It’s one of the very few hard rules on this forum for a reason. It attracts unwanted attention from outsiders (like Keffals and DropKiwiFarms) and, if you weren’t such a painfully ignorant newfag you’d know that more often than not, threads where people show up to cowtip are made much worse by the unfunny retard trying to force a spotlight onto themselves. See PreciousLeaf, WingsOfRedemption, and the Chibineko threads for proof.

I don’t understand why it’s so hard not to try and get personally involved in the life of deviant internet retards. If you do so and gloat about it here you fully deserve the shitstorm that comes your way.
 
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I wonder if the conditions of the group home will cause Chris to reflect on what his life was like before he was forced from his 14 Branchland. He had his own childish haven of sort with toys, games, and other bullshit and lost it all practically overnight.
 
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
Even likely just for the privacy of the other residents I can see that being a condition of internet access at a place like that, I know there is one really angry and agressive tard who posts to YT (his name escapes me) but he's in one of those last chance homes where the better ones have kicked him out for behaviour and as long as they get paid they don't care what the residents do.

Chris is in a relatively decent home assuming it's gateway, so I can see them not allowing social media (or well social media the way Chris would use it) but there is a possibility he likely hasn't got a device he can access the internet on at the moment, I mean according to the info we have he was getting a USB memory stick and a Switch and someone up thread said there is a browser on the switch but it needs some work to get it to connect that Chris likely doesnt know about - and if he has access to a shared computer he's not allowed or doesn't feel he can save stuff locally so he's got it on a flash drive.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xI7-0QOD6Q4 this guy , he is pissed off because the fucker keeps busting up people's stuff. hes got a few vids where he gets onto this James character. i cant blame him, hes frustrated and the staff are either abusive, or they dont do anything at all.
 
Jeff_the_Thriller said:
The reason Chris has a list is because there is almost certainly a court order that he can't have a phone. I can't possibly imagine why. He's probably been at the nut house since his jail release and a social worker helped him put that list together. He probably put Legos on the list initially but the social was like, "No, no, no Christine. First we need blankets for your bed and soap so you don't smell like a gym sock."
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There's also the fact that Chris probably didn't have that many extra clothes with him when he was arrested, assuming his backpacks were taken by the cops from his hotel room. If not, then he only had one set on when he was arrested. This could be part of whatever program he's in way of teaching Chris how to human from the ground-up. Make him put together a list of things he needs, underwear, manbras, and like you said, basic hygiene things. It also looks like he was dicking around in the art supply aisle as well.
 
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Shanndog said:
Only time will tell, take it from someone who worked in adult social services for almost 20 years, sadly i will say, abuse , disrespect, and general maltreatment is all too common in these homes as well as with many home and community support workers ; the personality types that often apply for these jobs are other times: narcissistic, sociopaths, even sadists who enjoy and feel superior by bullying, tormenting and abusing the clients. so hard to get anything done because this mess gets covered up so much, one of man reasons why i quit,i could not take coworkers mistreating these people and not being able to get anythin done about it, how ever if it happened to chris, sad to say; i dont think id feel bad.
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This profession attracts these nasty individuals, just like teaching and coaching attracts pedos (forget the men of the cloth are pedos thing because a priest around children is an instant red flag for a lot of people and tnonces are fully aware of this). I remember the three Negresses who were running a fight club ain an assisted living facility in NC. Perhaps we'll see Chris fight Barb to the death one day if a few of these psychos Google him, start watching Geno's videos and organize it.
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I agree. Also, he's got layers on, people. Even a slender person can make themselves look significantly fatter with extra layers, the wrong color, the wrong cut, etc. But it also doesn't take all that long for someone to get their "gut" back after just a week or so of horrible eating (and he is 41, after all).
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I have no idea why people were expecting him to be thin. His exercise probably consisted of shooting hoops. And I think he stuffed his bra before they took him shopping. He has gynecomastia but they're not grade 3-4 bitch tits.
 
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Manly_Brony said:
This profession attracts these nasty individuals, just like teaching and coaching attracts pedos (forget the men of the cloth are pedos thing because a priest around children is an instant red flag for a lot of people and tnonces are fully aware of this). I remember the three Negresses who were running a fight club ain an assisted living facility in NC. Perhaps we'll see Chris fight Barb to the death one day if a few of these psychos Google him, start watching Geno's videos and organize it.

I have no idea why people were expecting him to be thin. His exercise probably consisted of shooting hoops. And I think he stuffed his bra before they took him shopping. He has gynecomastia but they're not grade 3-4 bitch tits.
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yes ! the profession attracts so many nasty people and part of that is people who go into this think its going to be an easy '' lazy job'' and they find out real quick it is anything but; they also go into it thinking they can dominate and control folks and oftentimes take advantage of them, physically, financially, etc. you also get the genuinely caring ones who want to help but they get burned out , quit and or snap, the few far in between good ones dont stay because they usually move on to bigger and better things, sometimes get promoted or get better job offers in he upper end of the field: so you usually are stuck with bottom of the barrel barely mediocre to total dregs of society.
 
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