May 1 2023 - Chris sighting at Walmart

[Hogar Grupal]

So if he's waddling around with the medallion on, not really caring who recognizes him, he must think there's more people out there that want to "come-adore" him verses him being scared of people who would fuck with him, or worse.

Interesting.

Well, Chris never learns. If he wasn't wearing the medallion, many of us could assume, Chris was another white trash old lady shopping at Wal-Mart.

 

[Trombonista]

Something I would like to add

I had a buddy that worked in a group home.
So I know that they have scheduled outings every month.
They didn't just go to Walmart on a whim.
They did it because today is May 1st.
You know when the tugboat drops.
So most likely next month on June 1st around the same time the group home will go to Walmart again.
Now I know it's only speculation and not exactly confirmed that he's in the group home but if Chris is spotted around the same time at that exact same Walmart next month it proves he's in a group home.
Not only that it would prove that he's in the closest gateway home.
That being said I can guarantee you that Walmart was not the only stop that day.
So if Chris is spotted at other locations then essentially we got a full day's itinerary of where Chris will be at any given moment.

In other words we know that on june 1st Chris will be at that Walmart again.

Just remember, everyone: look, but don't touch.

 

[Ishtar]

Oh lord, I feel sorry for the group home staff now. Poor people are gonna be fielding ween calls and mails for the foreseeable future.

If they have any knowledge of who their dealing with, they’ll give bland “we can not discuss confidential patient information” responses to every call and hang up.

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It will never stop being funny to me that Chris 'passes' better than any of these hyper-feminine trannies, like Dylan Mulvaney with his creepy Marcia Cross skinwalking. It's probably because he dresses and has the mannerisms of an old dyke, or just some old broad who doesn't give a shit how she looks. I don't get nearly as strong an 'uncanny valley' effect when I see candid pictures of him.

Chris looks like any old unattractive White woman you might see at your local Walmart, the face is off but the body is very effeminate. A casual observer wouldn’t suspect tranny unless they got a very close look.

 

[JackoVerde]

It will never stop being funny to me that Chris 'passes' better than any of these hyper-feminine trannies, like Dylan Mulvaney with his creepy Marcia Cross skinwalking. It's probably because he dresses and has the mannerisms of an old dyke, or just some old broad who doesn't give a shit how she looks. I don't get nearly as strong an 'uncanny valley' effect when I see candid pictures of him.

it's more that chris doesn't have that uncanny valley look, he just looks like an ugly man in a dress.
dylan looks uncanny, like it's almost a woman but not. like a skinwalker larping as a woman.

If they have any knowledge of who their dealing with, they’ll give bland “we can not discuss confidential patient information” responses to every call and hang up.

is a phone equivalent of a ddoss possible?
where so many phones are calling in, the phone bleeps nonstop, in minceraft.

 

[Syrup]

Just remember, everyone: look, but don't touch.

me and my friends are gonna yell JULAAAAY at him as he walks in on June 1st and you can't stop us

 

[A Grey Cat]

first i learn summer vacation from work starts this month now this?.....Praise the lord! This will be the best summer since i was kid!

 

[Hogar Grupal]

He honestly looks better than he has been in a long time, but my God the calls from weens are gonna be huge. I almost wish people would leave the motherfucker alone so he can live out the rest of his days in internet free obscurity.

For that to happen, Chris has to be incognito. It's a miracle he hasn't posted anything and is adhering to some basic rules (not engaging with anyone). But if Chris has to be left alone, he's got to get rid of the medallion; it just causes a lot of that unwanted attention.

 

[Syrup]

first i learn summer vacation from work starts this month now this?.....Praise the lord! This will be the best summer since i was kid!

that's pretty sad desu

 

[Ishtar]

it's more that chris doesn't have that uncanny valley look, he just looks like an ugly man in a dress.
dylan looks uncanny, like it's almost a woman but not. like a skinwalker larping as a woman.

is a phone equivalent of a ddoss possible?
where so many phones are calling in, the phone bleeps nonstop, in minceraft.

Maybe? On landlines I’m not sure?

I think they probably have some sort of basic system in place though, if they’ve done any research. Don’t engage with outside trolls, give the minimum required information by law, and keep Chris under whatever restriction’s he’s under. They’re clearly fine with him in a public store. So if they know who Chris Chan is, they’ve probably accepted some attention is inevitable. Just keep Chris away from it.

Anything else and they’ll likely just call the local cops for trespassing or harassment.

 

[Odogaron_big_red_dog]

If this is legit, Chris managed to gain a ton of weight in just a few weeks.

I cannot imagine how fat he will get if he continuously gains such a rapid amount of weight.

Im probably super late saying this, but if he has been diagnosed with a mental illness besides just 'tism, he might be on some meds that have completely wrecked his metabolism so he would have had excessive rapid weight gain.

 

[Syrup]

For that to happen, Chris has to be incognito. It's a miracle he hasn't posted anything and is adhering to some basic rules (not engaging with anyone). But if Chris has to be left alone, he's got to get rid of the medallion; it just causes a lot of that unwanted attention.

Chris wants to be seen and regonised, whole point of the sonichew medallion, he only stopped wearing it when he wanted to not be seen as Chris Chan the orginal creator of Sonichu the electric hedgehog Pokemon and started wearing it again when he wanted to be regonised again.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

It will never stop being funny to me that Chris 'passes' better than any of these hyper-feminine trannies, like Dylan Mulvaney with his creepy Marcia Cross skinwalking. It's probably because he dresses and has the mannerisms of an old dyke, or just some old broad who doesn't give a shit how she looks. I don't get nearly as strong an 'uncanny valley' effect when I see candid pictures of him.

The best way to pass is to get fat so it hides your bones. But then you're fat and ugly so nobody will fuck you so it was pointless.

 

[Ishtar]

Chris wants to be seen and regonised, whole point of the sonichew medallion, he only stopped wearing it when he wanted to not be seen as Chris Chan the orginal creator of Sonichu the electric hedgehog Pokemon and started wearing it again when he wanted to be regonised again.

Which tells me Chris wasn’t utterly broken into docility by prison and being drugged up.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Chris wants to be seen and regonised, whole point of the sonichew medallion, he only stopped wearing it when he wanted to not be seen as Chris Chan the orginal creator of Sonichu the electric hedgehog Pokemon and started wearing it again when he wanted to be regonised again.

Well, for Chris, good luck in trying to mitigate all the negative attention coming his way, post incest - he'll need it. The only way Chris will be left alone is when he's buried in a potter's field.

 

[A-Stump]

It's the first of the month when people typically get their welfare and if he's in a group home that's likely when they have a scheduled outing.

 

[Eggman's Ghost]

If this is legit, Chris managed to gain a ton of weight in just a few weeks.

I cannot imagine how fat he will get if he continuously gains such a rapid amount of weight.

It seems possible to me that once he was on the outside with unfettered access to junk food again he just went nuts on the binging. Eating his feelings and then some.

 

[A Grey Cat]

It seems possible to me that once he was on the outside with unfettered access to junk food again he just went nuts on the binging. Eating his feelings and then some.

makes sense, no internet (for now hes got a new switch supposedly) and i doubt they let newbies especially criminal ones watch tv. What else he got to do but eat?

 

[Aegeus]

he must think there's more people out there that want to "come-adore" him

Chris has always been a totally insane egotist, and I don't think they've invented an anti-psychotic strong enough to strip away his deep-seated narcissistic belief that he is superior to everyone and that everyone wants to worship him.

 

[JackoVerde]

here's another factor, what if the court and drs and such decided.
"you know what it's been over two years, his rabid fanbase has to have died out by now with no activity, right?"

 

[A Grey Cat]

here's another factor, what if the court and drs and such decided.
"you know what it's been over two years, his rabid fanbase has to have died out by now with no activity, right?"

poor deluded and out of touch old boomers. They have no idea just how rabid and unrelenting his fans can be...has any redditors made the pilgrimage to gateway yet? Oh wait its way past their bedtime now...botht them and the home.