May 1 2023 - Chris sighting at Walmart

[Hogar Grupal]

It just looks like the courts, his lawyer and other involved authorities have found a suitable home.

Is it possible that he could have signed over responsibility or been declared unfit to care for himself, so this home basically is now his wrangler?

As in, he signs power of attorney or whatever, they manage his tugboat, bills, debts, allow him some pocket money.
But they take him out for shopping trips, make sure he observes hygiene standards, behaves appropriately in public?

They may not be able to deny him access to the internet, but what about if he is just not allowed a smartphone, computer or any internet capable device?

When he needs to do real things he needs the internet for, perhaps a staff member supervises him, or is the one using the computer while he explains what he wants and inputs any passwords?

They can give him a dumb phone in case he gets lost and lock it to his handlers number, the homes number and emergency services.

Is this sort of treatment within Virginia law?

At the end of the day, this would be the best treatment and conditions of life for him, as it would keep him out of trouble and eventually possibly make him a semi productive member of society.

I know I might be being optimistic, but could it be possible that someone has managed to arrange the best for him ?

If I said it once, I'll say it again: the system (in this case, legal and bureaucratic), is doing a better job at parenting (even though it's a 40 year old manchild) than Bob and Barb Chandler ever did. Instead of keeping Chris out of trouble, they've indulged his worst traits, and made him into who he is now. Bob would have done a better job at monitoring Chris spending and should have realized his sped of a son was buying sex toys and soliciting sex with attraction signs in an alarming rate, instead of keeping Chris into academics. Instead of PVCC, Bob should've sent Chris to an adult day care. And the mainstreaming. This has been discussed at length, to say it short: it was a failure that should not have happened. Barb, well, the less said about her parenting, the better.

Unfortunately it took 40 years, but Chris is in a better place now.

 

[Blow Standard]

Hi guys I called the nuthouse the person behind the front desk was nice. I asked if i could leave a message for christine weston chandler and she said sure so it's basically confirmed chris is there. I said my name was barry finegold and that I wanted to tell chris hello from the kiwi farms.

Why does no one grasp the concept of letting Chris go about his life and just sitting back and watching? Thanks to all the calls I’m sure the group homes have gotten, I heavily doubt they’re going to tour Chris around again any time soon.

And you literally brought the farms into it. Bro.

 

[Jimmy Hopkins]

someone wake null up we may have a new feature on our hands and it is glorious!

I'm surprised it's not featured. I guess null is just really disillusioned with Chris

 

[King Kiwi]

Hi guys I called the nuthouse the person behind the front desk was nice. I asked if i could leave a message for christine weston chandler and she said sure so it's basically confirmed chris is there. I said my name was barry finegold and that I wanted to tell chris hello from the kiwi farms and that me and uncle cylde really missed him and hope he's doing well.

That's swell, did you also reserve a spot for yourself?

Read the front page, right under Freedom Counter:

Sonichu.com

 

[WelperHelper99]

Yea NGL I should've used tor I'm current getting my ass pounded plz help

I'm surprised it's not featured. I guess null is just really disillusioned with Chris

We already have one exceptional individual getting his ass pounded, the less people know the better... though it's leaking, my friend actually was the one to let me know chris was out and about lol.

 

[Grog]

If Chris didn't have the medallion, would anyone even recognize him? He's out there looking like a 60 year old woman.

People would recognize him precisely because he looks like Snorlax era Barb.

 

[XANA]

I'm surprised it's not featured. I guess null is just really disillusioned with Chris

Walmart sightings probably aren't the most exciting in the world at the best of times, especially since Chris has been known to waste any government assistance money he can get his hands on at Walmart. This trend most likely has been going on since Bob died and any attempt at teaching him fiscal restraint/responsibility stopped. The thread would most likely have been featured if Chris was throwing a tard rage (see: "don't call anybody!") instead of just shopping.

It doesn't help that Chris also emotionally manipulated Null by telling him a sob story, all the while wasting Null's good intentions and efforts. In his last statement regarding Chris a few years back (I think it was a month or two before the Barbara scandal came out), Null basically said that he's washing his hands of Chris because of that.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Hi guys I called the nuthouse the person behind the front desk was nice. I asked if i could leave a message for christine weston chandler and she said sure so it's basically confirmed chris is there. I said my name was barry finegold and that I wanted to tell chris hello from the kiwi farms and that me and uncle cylde really missed him and hope he's doing well.

I elect a new badge of shame for retards who go cowtipping. Get fucked.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Hi guys I called the nuthouse the person behind the front desk was nice. I asked if i could leave a message for christine weston chandler and she said sure so it's basically confirmed chris is there. I said my name was barry finegold and that I wanted to tell chris hello from the kiwi farms and that me and uncle cylde really missed him and hope he's doing well.

I put on a Moo Moo and went over there with a Microphone. I shouted "Chris Chan this is your mother Barb. I need you to shove put your pickle in my barbussy! Jullllaaaaaay!" I screamed for 2 hours straight.

It feels so good to troll this fucking piece of shit. To show my clear superiority to this monster. I feel I have reason to feel good about myself again. As long as Chris knows about me J have reason to live.

I'm going to hang out with my best friend Ethan Ralph. He's a real good dude, we're like brothers.

 

[Syrup]

That's swell, did you also reserve a spot for yourself?

Read the front page, right under Freedom Counter:

Sonichu.com

Honestly people who treat people on the cwcki's words as law when it comes to Chris are worse than faggots who pretend to ween.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Honestly people who treat people on the cwcki's words as law when it comes to Chris are worse than faggots who pretend to ween.

My guy, this is military doctrine crafted after years of encounters with Chris. We are here to observe and document, not troll. He is funniest on his own.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Which raises the question....was this trip a test to see of chris could follow orders? Was he sent there to buy only what is absolutely nessicary and fucked up big tine by buying the switch? Or was he more than free to buy whatever he wanted?


Giving chris a list and a set number of money go only buy what's on the list only for lardo to blow it on a video game console and lego is the equivalent of sending your 10 year old son to the store for groceries only for him to blow the money on candy and soda.

 

[ClamHammer]

Hi guys I called the nuthouse the person behind the front desk was nice. I asked if i could leave a message for christine weston chandler and she said sure so it's basically confirmed chris is there. I said my name was barry finegold and that I wanted to tell chris hello from the kiwi farms and that me and uncle cylde really missed him and hope he's doing well.

Hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times retard

 

[Syrup]

My guy, this is military doctrine crafted after years of encounters with Chris. We are here to observe and document, not troll. He is funniest on his own.

The amount of information we wouldn't know about Chris if it wasn't for trolls and field agents is staggering.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Honestly people who treat people on the cwcki's words as law when it comes to Chris are worse than faggots who pretend to ween.

Ween RPs make KF look bad. We're weirdos who like to watch trainwrecks. We don't run into the trainwrecks like gypsies trying to steal metal for scrap money.

The amount of information we wouldn't know about Chris if it wasn't for trolls and field agents is staggering.

That's what Twitter, Reddit, and Discord is for.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

I am really so beyond done with the Chris Chan stuff. I just know now that everyone knows his location, some psychopath is going to hunt him down to escalate the already bad situation.

 

[King Kiwi]

Honestly people who treat people on the cwcki's words as law when it comes to Chris are worse than faggots who pretend to ween.

I have been here since Encloypedia Dramatica. You're talking to an old school fan here, my fellow, and I can guarantee you the Cwiki is the best source on Chris Chan you will find insofar as I have been following Chris.

 

[WelperHelper99]

The amount of information we wouldn't know about Chris if it wasn't for trolls and field agents is staggering.

And much of it lead to the Chris of today, a dude who fucked his mom. That's your argument? Besides....

That's what Reddit and Discord is for.

Let the zoomer retards get burned.

 

[TestTubePuppy]

Nobody can legally fully ban hom from the internet. His crime had nothing to do with the internet, the most they can do is restrict his access by not providing him any devices or internet service, and telling but not forcing him to stay off.

No access to social media is a common condition of parole in juvenile cases. I can totally see Chris's lawyer suggesting that as a condition for release to the judge.

 

[Syrup]

And much of it lead to the Chris of today, a dude who fucked his mom. That's your argument? Besides....

Without Trolls we wouldn't even know Chris was fucking Barb, which was always gonna happen considering how creepy Barb was to Chris and how creepy Chris was to Barb.