May 1 2023 - Chris sighting at Walmart

So? Why would they want to break him out of his make-believe?
Why would they wanna help a mentally ill person with their mental illness, in a group home for the mentally ill?
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His delusions are very clearly not an 'Asset' to his life, they also have effected others (Barb).

Even though you claimed that stank hoe Janky had nothing to do with it, She did, she took advantage of him and other retards around her to fuck with them. She was 100% malicious and deserved to be tried along with Chris. Too bad she had daddy war bucks to bail her fungus infested ass out.
 
He's trending on Twitter again.
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Lol so how many grocery stores does he get sacked from as a carriage boy before he has to work at this walmart (and then get sacked)?
 
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I’m newfag plz explain why we hate the Reddit sub? I joined it when I was just lurking here and nobody plans to troll or pozload my negholep there. They just clown about Chris like we do here. Some dumbfucks are there sure but no more than anywhere else
You don't need an explanation to hate Reddit.
 
I’m newfag plz explain why we hate the Reddit sub? I joined it when I was just lurking here and nobody plans to troll or pozload my negholep there. They just clown about Chris like we do here. Some dumbfucks are there sure but no more than anywhere else
I hate em cause of the moralfags on that subreddit
 
Why would they wanna help a mentally ill person with their mental illness, in a group home for the mentally ill?
:stress:
His delusions are very clearly not an 'Asset' to his life, they also have effected others (Barb).

Even though you claimed that stank hoe Janky had nothing to do with it, She did, she took advantage of him and other retards around her to fuck with them. She was 100% malicious and deserved to be tried along with Chris. Too bad she had daddy war bucks to bail her fungus infested ass out.
I have a feeling there is only so far they can go with undermining his delusions. People believe all kinds of nutty shit but it's not a crime to do so. They probably do need to get him to concede on habits that render him unable to function at a societal level. As long as he's functional there's no real issue, if he was a stockbroker that privately believed he was a Sonic OC nobody could really complain technically.
 
For what it's worth, Chris isn't doing anything out of the ordinary. At least for Chris.

He's....shopping. ohhhhh

He's... Playing card games!

You mean the things he's always done?!

It's everyone else that's making a lot of hoopla over it.

I understand why but the only things that are actually happening is the weenery and faggotry surrounding all of it.
 
one of man reasons why i quit,i could not take coworkers mistreating these people and not being able to get anythin done about it, how ever if it happened to chris, sad to say; i dont think id feel bad.
So you saw tards being mistreated, said "i can't watch this happen anymore" then left the tards alone with them?
I'm legit concerned that someone's going to do something foolish June 1st.
And by concerned I mean I am prepared to be entertained by the increasingly ugly show going on here.
I was gonna epic troll this fat gay gorilla retard epic style on June First but unfortunately I have a job and a woman so I couldn't attend the tard exhibition. Maybe I can get tickets for the July tour?
ooohhh breaking news that is so worth the farm's already streacthed thin resources.
Autism is not a resource you spend at will. It spends itself.
 
I hate em cause of the moralfags on that subreddit
There are moralfags here too though. Gay ops to troll Chris are gay but I can’t help but cringe at the posts I've seen in the past day of spergs wanting to fight weens irl or romanticizing the lunch lady tard wranglers at the group home into brave heroes doing God's work. Moralfagging sucks out what little humor is left of this situation.
 
I have a feeling there is only so far they can go with undermining his delusions. People believe all kinds of nutty shit but it's not a crime to do so. They probably do need to get him to concede on habits that render him unable to function at a societal level. As long as he's functional there's no real issue, if he was a stockbroker that privately believed he was a Sonic OC nobody could really complain technically.
Well the wolf of green hill zone does sound tight! I just want him to live in reality and grasp his consequences, Which reading this thread I am realising probably isn't going to happen.

I was gonna say he should have fun with his puzzles in the home, However I remembered the first thing he purchased was a switch
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ESPECIALLY in the Pokemon community, pronoun shit is literally in the official rules now.
So do the video games still ask you if you're a boy or a girl when you start them or do they have other options?
I wonder what games he bought for his new Switch.
I checked the list of Chris's games and also Nintendo's website. I really have no idea how much money Chris has at his disposal. I think Chris would mostly prioritize buying new games but he might also try to rebuild his old collection by buying games that he played before going to jail.

Pokémon Scarlet and/or Violet would be solid choices, as would Pokémon Legends: Arceus and New Pokémon Snap. Chris has to buy almost anything with Sonic so he'd get Sonic Frontiers and Sonic Colors. He might be interested in the Kirby games, on the Switch these are Kirby's Return to Dream Land Deluxe, Kirby's Dream Buffet, and Kirby and the Forgotten Land.

I figure Chris likes making his custom characters so Miitopia could be a good option.

Chris owned several Zelda games, but Breath of the Wild is notably absent from the list. So he might not be interested in Tears of the Kingdom, which comes out in less than two weeks.

Chris specifically mentioned in a jail letter that he missed playing Tetris 99 so I think he would get that. It's free. There is also a free Pokémon game called Pokémon UNITE. The problem with these is they probably require a Wi-fi connection, so he'd have to download them somewhere other than the group home. Chris would probably want to get a subscription to Nintendo Switch Online for its library of retro games, including Genesis games, but again, that'll require Internet.
 
For what it's worth, Chris isn't doing anything out of the ordinary. At least for Chris.

He's....shopping. ohhhhh

He's... Playing card games!

You mean the things he's always done?!

It's everyone else that's making a lot of hoopla over it.

I understand why but the only things that are actually happening is the weenery and faggotry surrounding all of it.

You’ve got people who are 70 something hours deep into a documentary series that for the last five months has been little more than coverage of tweets about parallel cartoon worlds. Then you’ve got the weens who are still holding out to carve their way into Christory. Then theres people who are on some level hoping for a return to the ‘golden years’ when Chris’s retardation was still funny. People who want to be there the moment he spergs out or gets banned from the game store for hugging employees or something.

We have truly gazed into the lolcow abyss and now it gazes back at us.
 
For what it's worth, Chris isn't doing anything out of the ordinary. At least for Chris.

He's....shopping. ohhhhh

He's... Playing card games!

You mean the things he's always done?!

It's everyone else that's making a lot of hoopla over it.

I understand why but the only things that are actually happening is the weenery and faggotry surrounding all of it.
True, but those are all places "normal Chris" got banned or arrested at for his own poor behavior. Multiple times. What would be really interesting, is if he could go to these places without making a scene or without putting effort into himself getting banned.
 
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