May 1 2023 - Chris sighting at Walmart

He’s also stuck in a fucking group home with a bunch of retards, and his only bit of normalcy is the occasional trip to Walmart in the Coon Mobile. This shit is arguable worse than prison. I’d rather get shanked in prison than spend my days surrounded by retards. It’s hell on earth.

All things considered, Chris did pay a surprisingly hefty price for his love quest finale

Maybe I'm optimistic and naïve, but only 2 years of jail with no sex offender or felon status for literally raping your own elderly mother is getting off really light. The fact he still could get a tugboat at all is also insulting.
 
Maybe I'm optimistic and naïve, but only 2 years of jail with no sex offender or felon status for literally raping your own elderly mother is getting off really light. The fact he still could get a tugboat at all is also insulting.
Give it time, apart from wearing the medallion he's keep his head down and out of sight. He's not hanging out anywhere, he's shoppping, not attending cons or playing games at hobby stores with other people. Once he starts trying to be active in society then its going to get bad, there's a new breed of ween who've only heard stories of the milk without ever getting a single drop and they're starving. Milk or flesh, the weens will feed.
 
Give it time, apart from wearing the medallion he's keep his head down and out of sight. He's not hanging out anywhere, he's shoppping, not attending cons or playing games at hobby stores with other people. Once he starts trying to be active in society then its going to get bad, there's a new breed of ween who've only heard stories of the milk without ever getting a single drop and they're starving. Milk or flesh, the weens will feed.

He's literally doing that in the other thread.
 
Maybe I'm optimistic and naïve, but only 2 years of jail with no sex offender or felon status for literally raping your own elderly mother is getting off really light. The fact he still could get a tugboat at all is also insulting.
Once the conviction goes through chris'll be on the registry where they belong.
 
There's a lot more Chris casuals on there that believe the hype and lore around him. Like how Bob was in the klan and taught Chris to hate anyone who wasn't straight or white. Just dumb shit
Yes. Plebbitors are nearly always 100% wrong about all the stuff they spout and the hivemind updoots makes it so the wrong stuff is always updooted while if you try to correct them you get downvoted. Fun fact: Plebbit is literally owned by the communist Chinese government.
only 2 years of jail with no sex offender or felon status for literally raping your own elderly mother is getting off really light. The fact he still could get a tugboat at all is also insulting
Chris has 23,400 USD from his welfare leech SSDI that piled up while he was in jail. He now has access to all that money. If anything, he's been rewarded for raping his mom.
Once the conviction goes through chris'll be on the registry where they belong.
That's unlikely. He's most likely on the "autism disorder deferred disposition" right now, which means if he keeps his nose clean for a few months, everything will disappear with no conviction, no SO reg, etc.
 
The SOR is intended for the worst of the worst. People who are actually dangerous to the public at large (especially children). Yes, people who shouldn’t be on it do get on it (ie an eighteen year old dating a sixteen year old with litigious parents), but Chris doesn’t qualify.

“He raped his elderly mother!” So keep him away from his elderly mother.
“He’s a danger to other little old ladies!” Only under very specific circumstances. We don’t go precrime with this if we don’t have to.
“He’s a danger to children!” We have zero evidence of this.
“There’s a picture of him sitting and chatting with a little girl!” So?
 
Yes. Plebbitors are nearly always 100% wrong about all the stuff they spout and the hivemind updoots makes it so the wrong stuff is always updooted while if you try to correct them you get downvoted. Fun fact: Plebbit is literally owned by the communist Chinese government.

Chris has 23,400 USD from his welfare leech SSDI that piled up while he was in jail. He now has access to all that money. If anything, he's been rewarded for raping his mom.

That's unlikely. He's most likely on the "autism disorder deferred disposition" right now, which means if he keeps his nose clean for a few months, everything will disappear with no conviction, no SO reg, etc.
Consider that the "group home" is basically another form of prison for Chris. He does not have much autonomy anymore, most of his "tugboat" is probably going to room and board as these places are often very expensive, and while the "autism spectrum" deferral might have saved him from going to big boy prison, he is most likely going to be in a home for the rest of his life under whatever rules they impose on its residents.

In fact, I think in some cases a person can even be court-ordered to be in a facility, and when taking Chris' past behavior into account as well as his proclivity for sexual assault, the hearing in August might well sentence him to be in a group home for the remainder of his days. No matter how much he balks about it, he will have to do whatever they tell him and be forced to take whatever zombifying medication they deem necessary to keep him docile. A normal prison sentence would have an end date. Being shoved in a home for retards probably means he is there forever.
 
The SOR is intended for the worst of the worst. People who are actually dangerous to the public at large (especially children). Yes, people who shouldn’t be on it do get on it (ie an eighteen year old dating a sixteen year old with litigious parents), but Chris doesn’t qualify.

“He raped his elderly mother!” So keep him away from his elderly mother.
“He’s a danger to other little old ladies!” Only under very specific circumstances. We don’t go precrime with this if we don’t have to.
“He’s a danger to children!” We have zero evidence of this.
“There’s a picture of him sitting and chatting with a little girl!” So?
It's still amazing to me that you can rape your mom and just walk free after a year or so. You can go to jail for about that long for driving with an expired license, and much longer for making a mistake on your taxes. Unfortunately we had no evidence that Chris would rape Barb until he raped Barb so I definitely wouldn't let him babysit any kids of mine regardless of if he's specifically demonstrated the potential for that or not.

I do kind of hope some retard gets an interview with him or something soon, because last we heard from Chris he was 'definitely' going to be allowed to return to his house. I'd like to know how whoever is wrangling him at this point has gotten him to cooperate.
 
I really thought the SOR was super easy to get on considering how many people are on it, at least in my area (1 in 443).
It is too easy to get on it, but Chris still doesn’t qualify unless someone wants to fuck with him.

He does not have much autonomy anymore
Yes, but how much does he really want? Biweekly trips to walmart and a game store might be good enough for him. For now. I don’t think Chris freaks out as easily as he did in his twenties, but if he was forced to miss a convention (either due to bans or group home rules), that could set him off.

the hearing in August might well sentence him to be in a group home for the remainder of his days.
be forced to take whatever zombifying medication they deem necessary to keep him docile.
I’m not sure those things are legal in the US. If the home is privately ran, my understanding is they reserve the right to kick people out for violating rules. The gov can’t force them to keep someone they can’t handle, after all. The threat of being kicked to the curb has to be there to keep some tards in line.

We take drugging people against their will very seriously, last I checked. It could be a house rule, but I’m not sure.

You can go to jail for about that long for driving with an expired license, and much longer for making a mistake on your taxes.
Our legal system is really fucked up.

I definitely wouldn't let him babysit any kids of mine
I wouldn’t let anyone who gives off “special needs” vibes watch my kids (which I don’t yet have) unless I knew them very well and was reasonably sure they weren’t dangerous. This isn’t a judgement against people with low mental functioning; it’s just protecting my family.
 
I always assumed Chris was too retarded to do anything normal like shopping.
In the past Chris has caused a lot of trouble in all sorts of places. There is a list on the CWCki with all the places that Chris has been banned from. Maybe in some situations enough time has passed since his previous infraction that employee turnover ensures no one remembers that he's banned.

One of my favorite antics of his was him apparently making G5 MLP toys disappear with his goddess powers. I wonder what he actually did with them and how he feels about G5 now since his release from jail.
I saw the sign that I was not looking forward to find. A handful of figures of the magic-less unicorn from G5. Needless to say, I was triggered, but I had known what I was to do in this event. I literally snapped my fingers, and these particular figures literally phased out of existence from the store. With that in mind, I opted to check Target as well. I found four figures of the orange G5 pony, and I repeated the process with that bunch of figures. [...] The impact of G5 being aired prematurely will literally do a heavy Metaphysical amount of damage to our very Timeline, here.
 
I always assumed Chris was too retarded to do anything normal like shopping.
Chris COULD do shopping. He just wouldn't want to buy the essentials. Why do you think he bought from Salvation Army? Save his tugboat to buy toys.
Now with his money on a lease he has to buy normal stuff. Buying a Switch and some games ONCE or twice would be okay, but there is no way they will allow him to buy endless Lego and MLP shit.
 
I always assumed Chris was too retarded to do anything normal like shopping.
Nah, hanging around his local mall and buying stuff is what he’s spent most of his life doing, right now stores will likely be happy to put up with Chris since he’s got a lot money to spend and tends to make impulse purchases.

Outside of weens the problems seem to arise when he gets too comfortable and starts loitering or taking other liberties.
 
I always assumed Chris was too retarded to do anything normal like shopping.
He did normal things all the time without incident. We don’t report on all the times he didn’t act like a blithering idiot. It’s been speculated that as Barb got even lazier, Chris did most of the essentials shopping.

I wonder what he actually did with them
He glared at them with a pout and imagined they disappeared. Then he left, leaving the display untouched. When he talks about using his goddess powers, he’s telling you a story.
 
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