[May 11 2019] DSP Lies It: CORRECTSHUNS stream - 2+ hours of bullshit because of drgnkiller/dsparchives

It was purely a cash grab...i Don’t feel like he made much more then slightly above average. He did so much more harm then good.

Hard to say. He was getting a bunch of small tips and apparently didn't update the tip total for the bulk of his stream. So this is gonna be a bitch and a half to wade through.

Edit: Though with only $21-22 from 1st stream, he would have had to get a shitload of tips to do better than average. His cheers+subs for the entire day were ~$85-90, so if I had to guess, he probably ended up around $175-225 for the day, but we'll see.
 
Am I fucking high or did Phil not state during his Thanksgiving begging video that he paid the state taxes with a credit card?
He did. Whatever time last year he said he spent $10K on credit cards to pay the state taxes and his tax guy, and that's one reason his credit is fucked up right now.
 
we're fooling ourselves if we thought there was a second we thought he'd actually tell the truth

I'm just amazed at how many "THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN"s were read out for things that there are literally videos of from his own channel that he uploaded contradicting what he said tonight.

I literally lack the words to express how remarkably unbelievable this was.
 
John was paid
This is my favorite part of this whole shitshow. This motherfucker was bitching about Howard and his friends (who apparently were okay with accepting "exposure" for their work instead of real currency) wanting to get their money back for the Project 7 shirts; he said that they both took a loss of roughly $400. It would have been "ludicrous" for him to give Howard that $400 back -- during a time when he was hot shit on YouTube and making a in his own words, a disgusting amount of money (and wasting it on stupid shit like collectors edition statues and $500 portal guns).

You cared so little about your buddy and your friendship with him that you wouldn't even spot his irrelevant ass $400 from failed venture; and yet you could not only waste your money on ridiculously overpriced condo, but shortly after that, take on a second mortgage for another condo across the country worth $250,000.

Think about how much money he has wasted from 2014 until now paying $1.5k a month on that CT condo he doesn't use. Your buddy was asking for literally less than 1/3rd of that, one time, but the idea of understanding what that amount of money could mean to someone who isn't making disgusting amounts of cash is "ludicrous" to him. Thanks for proving the detractors right about using your friends for money Phil. Really debunked that one there. :story:

Some things are more important than money, real talk. Howard is not one of those things.
 
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the panda thing was so goddamn cringe...this is a 30 yr old man admitting to fucking around with an 18 yr old fan girl. All good though...she pm’d him...god he’s creepy.

Imagine, just imagine the irony if this statement comes to bite him in the ass. In a age of #MeToo saying or even implying this is like playing russian roulette.
Someone who prayed on his fans that possibly could have been underage, and fuck if we know if he tried it with others and on his events. He said yesterday I believe girls would walk up to him and chat him up, oh boy are my fingers crossed.
 
I'm just amazed at how many "THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN"s were read out for things that there are literally videos of from his own channel that he uploaded contradicting what he said tonight.

I literally lack the words to express how remarkably unbelievable this was.
i'd love for phil to see a shrink and livestream it because i want to know what goes on in his head that allows him to make these statements without the hint of irony or "maybe thats not correct i should really pull up some evidence"
 
Exactly what I expected. If he wants to go around claiming "innocent until proven guilty" maybe omit things that can be proven wrong from public videos you personally uploaded to your own channels. Seemed to have made some cash though so he'll call this a win no matter what.

When is he going to drop the video games and go irl? Not that sitting on a couch ranting that all the shitty things you've done never actually happen quite fits into the irl category. Maybe he can start his own genre only to be left behind by everyone who starts doing a similar thing just like lets play. The 10 year video game legacy is over. Time to fail at something new.
 
I skipped everything after 10 minutes because i knew it was just pure money bait, and it worked. I almost think its going to be an annual thing or even more. Just another drama stream tool for his wheelhouse.

Round 2 aka the next time better not be a Sub Goal.
 
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Phil went to the Space Needle when he and Kat both had a week off to do fun stuff. Unfortunately Kat got sick...

I could be wrong, but the only time I remember Phil taking a week off last year and also telling us Kat was sick was late December when Phil took the week off because he was choking to death. He then used it as an excuse that he needed extra money because he lost a week's worth of revenue.

Am I wrong? Was there another time Phil took a week off? Or did he fake the illness to go do fun stuff with Kat?
 
Phil went to the Space Needle when he and Kat both had a week off to do fun stuff. Unfortunately Kat got sick...

I could be wrong, but the only time I remember Phil taking a week off last year and also telling us Kat was sick was late December when Phil took the week off because he was choking to death. He then used it as an excuse that he needed extra money because he lost a week's worth of revenue.

Am I wrong? Was there another time Phil took a week off? Or did he fake the illness to go do fun stuff with Kat?
That's what I'm trying to figure out. Was tired half-zoned out on top of his incoherent ramblings of a lunatic, I couldn't really keep up.

I just remember a question about him calling people shills, then mentioned a staycation around the house. The space needle got brought up, and then he went on to saying Kat was sick and someone sent him a message about the paid shills. I don't fucking know.
 
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That's what I'm trying to figure out. Was tired half-zoned out on top of his incoherent ramblings of a lunatic, I couldn't really keep up.

I just remember a question about him calling people shills, then mentioned a staycation around the house. The space needle got brought up, and then he went on to saying Kat was sick and someone sent him a message about the paid shills. I don't fucking know.
He says it was around the State of Decay 2 early access shill tweet, but the only time Phil took off around then was the week Kat moved in, around Valentine's day.

Timelines don't really match up.
 
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I mean I'm sure everyone knows but yeah fan girl. Thinks debunking she wasn't underage by giving us some random date to confirm she was 18 when they first started talking.
That moment when he leaned back to remember what the date was, was so phony. I feel like he intentionally loosens up his bullshit at times to enrage people more. I don't know what game he is playing.
hows the motherfucker thinking he can refute shit about the hospital visit WHEN WE HAVE HIS TESTIMONY. you poor stupid dense motherfucker
He did the same thing with the 11yo kid he threatened. She simply called him an idiot, yet his retcon was to paint her as a heinous little witch, and also justifying his response to her by blaming her parents for allowing her to use VRchat.
Not gonna take any questions from the stream chat. They might ask real questions and point things out he doesn't want mentioned.
A large reason Phil can continue rolling the ball of bullshit and controlling the narrative is censorship. The censorship is loosened the more you pay him. He's in control of who gets hold of the mic. Not that it matters here anyway, because there's no one left in chat to ask the real questions, they have been permabanned, or Phil selectively chooses which ones to address. He makes examples of the most ridiculous accusations that have no basis, or were legitimately disproven, to make "detractors" look nuts.
The mods are banning people for saying they're abusing their power. Do they normally ban people for questioning them?
The mods were going wild banning anyone mentioning anything negative, even innocent unprovocative questions. It would be interesting to know exactly how many people were banned during that stream. Phil glanced down at the stream chat a few times and portrayed a false atmosphere that the chat was mostly cordial, when people were flipping out calling him out for his bullshit. Those who didn't tune into the stream, but watch the video will not know. Phil is all about deception.

Another interesting moment in the chat, was when Phil paused for a moment after a mod said "Watch your words". Phil's response was to grasp his heart after learning it wasn't referring to him. "I thought I had said something horrible. Phew that was close, I thought I had made a big mistake (laughs)".

 
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Ok, this is no longer a "redemption" stream of Phil explaining how he was wronged.

It's bait for drama from Leanna, Howard, Rambo, and inevitably Kat so he can do EPIC TWEETS about each of them when they wrong him again.

Otherwise, this makes no fucking sense.

This is a fucking petty disaster.

I was about to put on my tinfoil hat and speculate this might be Phil attempting to branch into drama channel territory. I think he's been looking for a way to stream and make easy money without having to actual play video games. He's tested the waters before with Q&A stuff, post wedding stream and retrospectives. Now, he thinks he made it big because he had not one, but two whole tweets get a smattering of attention in a huge pool of tweets getting favorited/retweeted about the same exact subject.

IMO, this is one of Phil's funnier delusions/a great example of Phil yet again not understanding his chosen "career" field. He legitimately thinks his two tweets went viral. It certainly got more attention than usual, but come on, look at the sheer number of people who are tweeting about ProJared, or hell, look at the way the reddit exploded. I don't use tumblr because I value my sanity, but I bet they're having a similar reaction where the ProJared hashtags are blowing up. So many people have already covered the subject, including actual drama channels. Phil is acting like he's literally the only source covering it, when in reality all he did was make those two tweets and then make a few thinly veiled comments during his last stream.

As others have pointed out, most people who retweeted it probably have no idea who DSP is, and probably didn't even go to his account directly to retweet it or look at any other content, they just saw it among all the other comments and decided to favorite/retweet it. I'll give Phil the barest minimum credit for at least trying to do something to grow his channel for once, he just missed the mark so badly because the last thing a new audience member wants to do is watch someone ramble about events they have no context for while being unable to post in his North Korea-esque chat, where they see the people who are posting are getting banned/timed out left and right. He's also failing as a drama channel because he's really just talking about himself and at most calling out minor characters you'd only know if you were already familiar with DSP. People who want drama channels don't care about something that small from 7 years ago.
 
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