[May 11 2019] DSP Lies It: CORRECTSHUNS stream - 2+ hours of bullshit because of drgnkiller/dsparchives

[Shaka Brah]

If Phil knew when to be silent and let good things happen, he wouldn't be the man he is.

 

[KingjadVCMP]

If Phil knew when to be silent and let good things happen, he wouldn't be the man he is.

We need a video debunking every false claim Phil made from this. Call it a REEEEality check.

I'd do it if I could but unfortunately I suffer from LBS (Lazy Bastard Syndrome)

EDIT: Meanwhile on TKOH, Kghaleon talks about project 7.

 

[clownpiss]

straw man
/ˌstrô ˈman/
noun
noun: strawman
an intentionally misrepresented proposition that is set up because it is easier to defeat than an opponent's real argument.

"i admittedly did a lot of stupid shit 7 years ago which people hate me for, FOR EXAMPLE SAYING MINECRAFT IS FOR STUPID KIDDIES. DUH that was moronic oh my god how could i be so stupid and i got a lot of hate for it's completely justified. KOJIMA IS A STUPID ASSHOLE! a horde of metal gear solid fans fervently made it their mission to ruin me and it just snowballed into so much hate."

phil uses a reason that is literally 1% of the reason he is disliked as the reason he is the joke of the internet and hated by people, because its so much easier to point out it's not a reason to be hated instead of pointing to the laziness, sleaziness, and evil pettiness he still spits out to this day.

fucking absolutely pathetic that being a drama reactionary and getting a bunch of thoughtless and empty likes has blown his head up so much that he's actually trying to rally this into some revival of his dead career.

the sad part is i wouldn't be surprised if this brings in some stupid paypigs or a whale

 

[Rootbeer]

I'm too close to going full A-log over the retcon of the reemergency. I'll check back later.

I was also getting a little Mad on the Internet™ during this stream.

Spoiler: Light Sperging

Him just stating things were untrue with no evidence coupled with, "just look it up yourself, it's publicly available" really brought my piss to a boil.

Phil was going full on manic rambling through this whole thing. At one point when he was spinning his lies about the Space Needle trip with Khat he shifts over to bitching about influencers pretty much in the same sentence, no logic tying the two together, he just never finishes the sick Khat story.

I'm just struggling to see why he thought this was a good idea other than a cash grab. It's delusional/old man logic to think that he's actually getting new viewers from his epic tweets and even then he's assuming that they've seen all those "slanderous lies" about him. His viewership was about the same as one of his begathons, so it's people who are there to watch the dumpster fire Dave has cooked up this time. I think this little stunt actually hurts him more with his core base.

tl;dr The reality bus cannot hit DSP fast enough or hard enough at this point.

 

[Pargon]

I'll admit: spouting bullshit even he himself doesn't believe in an effort to get munnies on a stream that avoids him playing video games (the thing he literally does for money which he actually hates doing) is pretty smart.

It's laughable in every other conceivable way but if there's one thing he does that I can get behind it's taking advantage of the only form of life lower than him, that being his fans.

 

[Near]

lol he really found a way to destroy his shitty momentum, after people essentially tried to meme him into being vindicated.
Maybe his true goal was to fool an extra amount of tevinfags into tipping him, in which case congratulations.
But if he thought he can deceive all those uninformed big streamers by flailing his arms, and saying it's alutapeepul's fault, then this is a disaster, and he's back to square one. It takes one small tweet that points out the bullshit, for his whole tard defense to not mean shit. Just like with Projared, who he shat on. Funny how that works.

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

What prompted this dumb shit? Why is he doing this?

Because DSP Archives on Twitter made a list of all the shit he did. This triggered Phil, so he stopped everything to stream a response towards this for views. He's such a thin-skinned retard. It's hilarious.

 

[Fibonacci]

'Ban DarkSydePhil from Youtube, Twitter, Twitch, Earth and the Milky Way and launch him into a black hole so that his molecules come apart at the seams'

I could see that becoming a successful whitehouse.gov petition.

 

[Slander Man]

You have normal streamers who ignore trolls, then you have Phil who devotes an entire stream to one. Exceptional

 

[Takodachi]

I'll never understand how people can listen to DSP for longer than 15 minutes. I'm not even talking about how boring and unfunny he is, but his voice. Jesus christ his voice drives me up a fucking wall.
There are nasal voices and then there are NASAL voices.

I wonder his snorts are related to it.

 

[leChinkyRaccoon]

'Ban DarkSydePhil from Youtube, Twitter, Twitch, Earth and the Milky Way and launch him into a black hole so that his molecules come apart at the seams'

I could see that becoming a successful whitehouse.gov petition.

I'm not phsyician style scientist but wouldn't a blahck hole make a more concentrated DarkSydePhil @theycallmedsp?

I'll never understand how people can listen to DSP for longer than 15 minutes. I'm not even talking about how boring and unfunny he is, but his voice. Jesus christ his voice drives me up a fucking wall.

I used to think that way, I didn't get all the detractors as DSP was just annoying to me I didn't get how people could watch him even to fuck with him or make fun of him. But in reality, the more I learned the more you come to realize he is just a pscyhological anomaly.

 

[Zaryiu]

Yeah i think i'm getting really fed up with pigroach because this and how he treat his parents is making me really close to being mad on the internet. I mean seriously his parents do not deserve to be put through all he has and will put them through

 

[Null]

all he had to say was something like

"Thanks for the support, and this fiasco reminded me of how fortunate I am to have my hardcore supporters and wife, and how easy it is to throw away it all away."

lmfao

 

[Near]

all he had to say was something like

"Thanks for the support, and this fiasco reminded me of how fortunate I am to have my hardcore supporters and wife, and how easy it is to throw away it all away."

lmfao

It's quite impressive how hard he can screw something like this up. It's like he started to believe all the DSP copypastas that are perpetrated on /v/, and it really got to his head as a means to destroy all the detractor channels. He lives in a bubble, and genuinely believes his shot at Projared vindicates him. It's really something.

Here are some samples lol

 

[Comma]

I've just listened to a re-stream of this trainwreck.

I need a shower.

 

[PieceofShet]

The part where he talks about "monetizing friends dead video"... correct me if I wrong but I believe the problem was that he did a video, monetized it AND LATER LIED AND SAID HE CANNOT UNMONETIZE IT.

Never mentioned it in this video. Nice debunking.

 

[toothless_banana]

What prompted this dumb shit? Why is he doing this?

If you want to believe what Dave says, then he has no money and is paying for next week's Rage 2 on credit. Obviously, Kat (you know, his wife?), needs gas money because she's the second income, and aware he wasn't going to make much more in tips from a Phoenix Wright stream, had to come up with something. So, like he said, he had an epiphany in the shower while he was washing off the gout-sweats he gets, and that genius stream was it.

Knew he'd get at least a little to tide him over until payday, from......fans, who want to cheer him on with "yeah, you go Phil; stick it to the haters!."

Obviously.

 

[BrunoMattei]

The part where he talks about "monetizing friends dead video"... correct me if I wrong but I believe the problem was that he did a video, monetized it AND LATER LIED AND SAID HE CANNOT UNMONETIZE IT.

Never mentioned it in this video. Nice debunking.

The problem was that he exploited the death of a friend for a monetized video. His ex friend Howard went off on him in this podcast addressing Phil's bullshit:

 

[TheGoutinator]

I was listening to this video as background audio and half-way through the Leanna/hospital segment I had to double check to make sure it wasn't the exact same original video from a couple years ago playing.

"Even though we were already broken up, I still let her use my car. That's how nice of a guy I am."

Does he really think this showed him in his best light to supposed new fans and followers?

 

[Xenomorph]

He really is sick in the head. How HOW do you try to rewrite documented factual events?
Phil is unhinged and always the one who fucks himself.