Prison Letters May 11, 2022 - Chris writes letter trying to shift blame to Barb

jesus fucking "/sneed"

...i meant out of all those numbers of children, NEETs, and SSI collectors, there has to be 2-3 whales that would support chris just to flex.
And I already explained that even ifsome reddit faggot takes him in(which is very likely), I doubt how long people are willing to pay for a full grown man's entire expenses for the rest of his life. At least know what the fuck you're replying to, faggot.
 
discord's watchmen n watchdog splinter wars say otherwise. reddit's list of banned sycophants alone...
I don't know man, a lot of people from the Watchmen had turned tail after all the tard wrangling following the Incest Call leak. Some of them were doxed extensively thanks to talking to Bella alone, espescially the WCT, who is nowhere to be seen these days.

Point is, I don't think this will quite be the same as when the Watchmen still had influence. The man's now a known motherfucker, and he's likely not going to be the same coming out of prison. Even before in the month before his arrest, he talked a lot about sex, and now he talks about being Jesus. Income aside, who has the tolerance for that?
You would think that after writing to the man several times, I wouldn't be shocked by these letters. But lo and behold, I am still baffled. When is his next court hearing?
The next court hearing is supposed to happen in July of this year.
 
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You'd be surprised just how far some people will go for just that little bit of clout and e-fame for trying to "help" innocent and bullied victims, like the one and only Jesus Christ Christine Weston Chandler CPU Goddess Blueheart from this dimension, like I think Chris is destined to have an autistic league of orbiters till the day he drops dead, and beyond (I'm sure one of them would be some desperate clout chasing land lord in Burgerland once they realise who he is).

It's best not to get too wrapped up in the craziness and absurdity of it all about why these people would give Chris money, I have been tracking other cows that have a revolving league of pay pigs/whales who somehow keep douch bags afloat despite all the bad shit they've done.

Just point and laugh, let these people waste their money like the cucks they are and see their master plan of trying to save Chris blow up right in their face, like all the rest of them, you can't help someone who isn't asking for help to begin with.
I'm sure the orbiters will stick around, my question is how long normal people like landlords and neighbors will be willing to put up with an autistic tranny manchild sex offender with delusions of godhood. He can have all the orbiters in the world, but their money is worthless to someone who just wants Chris and the weens to leave them alone forever.
 
I kind of envision a whole knock-off version of the Man in the Pickle suit incident at Everfree, where Bella tries to woo Fiona away from Chris, but instead embarasses herself in front of Chris, Fiona, and literally everyone else at the con.

I totally think Bella would try to "steal" her from Chris like that, just so she can be the next best troll.

Happy ending timeline:

Bella tries to roofie Fiona, but gets the drinks mixed up and passes out. Chris fucks comatose Bella. Crystal Fungus Chandler is born.
 
Point is, I don't think this will quite be the same as when the Watchmen still had influence. The man's now a known motherfucker, and he's likely not going to be the same coming out of prison. Even before in the month before his arrest, he talked a lot about sex, and now he talks about being Jesus. Income aside, who has the tolerance for that?
This is pretty much what I'm trying to get across. I'm sure there's weens with disposable income that would take Chris in, but that number has gone down a lot.
Your options would be to share a living space with Chris, which would be insufferable and make you a target of weens, or get him a cheap apartment and foot all his bills, food and other expenses, still making yourself the target of weens while spending 1-2k(at very least) a month on this retard. After the first 1-2 people give up, he'll be on his own.
 
Did Chris leave Barb 150 Dollar on the nightstand after she came for CWC?
No, Chris made Barb pay him after he raped her.
I just want to know why Jesus decided to come back as a fat Virginian hillbilly.
The ultimate martyr. A fat bald, ugly trans hillbilly no one wants to screw or truly befriend.


"YOUR CHINS ARE FORGIVEN MY CHILD!"
"May fleas be with you."
"And also with you"
 
This is pretty much what I'm trying to get across. I'm sure there's weens with disposable income that would take Chris in, but that number has gone down a lot.
Your options would be to share a living space with Chris, which would be insufferable and make you a target of weens, or get him a cheap apartment and foot all his bills, food and other expenses, still making yourself the target of weens while spending 1-2k(at very least) a month on this retard. After the first 1-2 people give up, he'll be on his own.
On the other hand, there's probably some small cabal of spergs that will split the cost of Chris's bills if it means they get 24/7 control of him, and probably a few others that will fight over him.
 
On the other hand, there's probably some small cabal of spergs that will split the cost of Chris's bills if it means they get 24/7 control of him, and probably a few others that will fight over him.
That's a horrifying possibility I didn't think of. Imagine them make Chris irl stream and yell memes and racial slurs for pennies.
 
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it is entirely possible barb had more influence in this than most people on here seem to think

while chris is known to spill personal info without any prompting, he's also been known to stay completely silent on a lot of shit people actually would find intersting and have even actively prodded him about

seems to me barb manipulation could easily fall under the latter. dont forget this woman made her adult, known to her sexually deviant son spoon with her. this is not a normal and healthy relationship a mother should foster, and should really get your brain goin 🤔
 
This.
Take a look at Bella, Louis and Espeon, who literally risked everything just to end up as a laughable sitenote in Christory that gets pointed at and made fun of.
Somehow Chris managed to attract a crowd of pests even more retarded than him, but more privileged and/or functional as well, having enough money to spend on him and enough time to wrangle him.
If you get emotionally attached enough to mess with the tard and desire to become a famous troll, you may need the internet lumberjack to cut down your online performance yourself.
Weens got to ween. When one burns out, the next will follow.
Happy ending timeline:

Bella tries to roofie Fiona, but gets the drinks mixed up and passes out. Chris fucks comatose Bella. Crystal Fungus Chandler is born.
Best timeline. Make it happen! Kiwicoins will go to the Moon... I mean CWCville.
On the other hand, there's probably some small cabal of spergs that will split the cost of Chris's bills if it means they get 24/7 control of him, and probably a few others that will fight over him.
Yeah.
What an abomination Crystal Janke Chandler would be. She'd basically be the girl version of Cyrax.
The heroin(e) we all deserve.
 
On the other hand, there's probably some small cabal of spergs that will split the cost of Chris's bills if it means they get 24/7 control of him, and probably a few others that will fight over him.
I wonder about the possibility of some charmer using Chris as the face of his (or her) cult. I’ve brought up Love Has Won a couple times because the figurehead ended her life as a severe alcoholic and the people around her wouldn’t take her to a hospital when she needed one. It seems like they were the ones in charge raking in the money from their scams. I can see Chris being taken in by people who want to use him for money. When it comes to Chris, a lot of nonsense is possible.
 
I kind of want to write chris just to tell him that it wasn't his moms fault she got raped, it was his desire to rape her.I won't pozload my neghole though.


tbh I hope they throw him into prison, and throw away the key. We all joke that chris isn't a danger because he's a socially inept loser, but the whole letter blaming barb, saying she came on to him. CLASSIC RAPIST LOGIC RIGHT THER; this man is a danger to society and deserves to be big bubbas sweetheart for his prison stay,
 
I kind of want to write chris just to tell him that it wasn't his moms fault she got raped, it was his desire to rape her.I won't pozload my neghole though.


tbh I hope they throw him into prison, and throw away the key. We all joke that chris isn't a danger because he's a socially inept loser, but the whole letter blaming barb, saying she came on to him. CLASSIC RAPIST LOGIC RIGHT THER; this man is a danger to society and deserves to be big bubbas sweetheart for his prison stay,
If he ended up in genpop, he would still get beat up, even in a minimum security prison, I think. Many people would not want to add more to their prison time, but with somebody as high profile as Chris combined with the nature of his crime, an inmate might consider it their "duty" to beat the crap out of Chris. After all, Jared Fogel is in a minimum security prison, and he still got attacked by a 60 year-old inmate for being a sex offender.

Either way you look at it, Chris would probably have a huge metaphorical target on his head if you tried putting him in with the rest of the prison population no matter what level of security the facility is.
 
I just want to know why Jesus decided to come back as a fat Virginian hillbilly.
That will always be my favorite thing about Chris. No matter what he does no matter how hard he tries to distance himself from it. He was born to poor hick white trash and he'll die poor hick white trash.

The people of ruckersville will tell tales of the smelly cross dressing swamp ape the way folks on Louisiana tell tales of the giant gator man or the wolf creature of the Florida wetlands.
 
If he ended up in genpop, he would still get beat up, even in a minimum security prison, I think. Many people would not want to add more to their prison time, but with somebody as high profile as Chris combined with the nature of his crime, an inmate might consider it their "duty" to beat the crap out of Chris. After all, Jared Fogel is in a minimum security prison, and he still got attacked by a 60 year-old inmate for being a sex offender.

Either way you look at it, Chris would probably have a huge metaphorical target on his head if you tried putting him in with the rest of the prison population no matter what level of security the facility is.
He's not going to prison. More than likely they're keeping him there until he's sentenced, and then they can say. "TIME SERVED".
 
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