Prison Letters May 11, 2022 - Chris writes letter trying to shift blame to Barb

[A-№1]

Except the Garbage Pail Kids weren't so much a sexualizing of them

No mater what it is, it's someone's fetish somewhere (probably in Germany or Japan).

Garbage Pail Kids didn't have them fucking each other.

Which would have lasted about three seconds after Chris got hold of them.

 

[TayandYou]

Anyone can claim to be Jesus reincarnated. What have they been doing the last 2,000 years? I thoroughly document where my eternal soul was during this period and before Rabbi Jesus son of Joseph. In my last incarnation, I was Albert Einstein; see the 'Beyond Einstein Theories' at http://7seals.blogspot.com and in the attachment below.

Chris is a false Messiah. Donald Trump = 666; he's America's current Antichrist. Vladimir Lenin, uh, Putin is the world's Antichrist.

Chris does indeed document what his soul has been up to though, in his last incarnation he was a hippie who attended Woodstock. Probability wise, wouldn't it be more plausible to have numerous mundane past lives instead of being repeatedly reincarnated as influential figures such as Jesus, Einstein and yourself?

I think that after Chris gets out of jail in a couple of months you two should have a debate to determine who is the True and Honest Jesus Christ.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

I think that after Chris gets out of jail in a couple of months you two should have a debate to determine who is the True and Honest Jesus Christ.

Totally, there can only be one Jesus in this world.

 

[A-№1]

wouldn't it be more plausible to have numerous mundane past lives instead of being repeatedly reincarnated as influential figures such as Jesus, Einstein and yourself?

Chris was a potato in his last life. Before that, another potato. It's potatoes all the way down.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

the fact Chris-chan bragged about being a better sex partner in the call, in several letters throughout last year and earlier this year.

should be testament of the same pattern Chris displayed of doing something he feels he is proud of

 

[Optimus Prime]

Chris was a potato in his last life. Before that, another potato. It's potatoes all the way down.

No, that's ADF.

Chris was just the village idiot in past lives.

 

[Smleman303]

No, that's ADF.

Chris was just the village idiot in past lives.

He is the village idiot in this life... Nothing changed.

 

[A-№1]

No, that's ADF.

Chris was a potato, not the potato. There's lots of potatoes out there.

 

[Debbie Macomber]

I'm surprised no one's mentioned that the quote attributed to Barb calls Chris "Christian". Think of the Cole Smithy cartoon where a box is labelled "money for my mother and sister to piss and burn". Chris writes other people referring to him as female, even if they never would.

If Chris authored that sentence it probably would have read, "I would have sex with you Christine." You might say Chris referred to himself by his "dead name" to avoid an anachronism and make his story more believable. I doubt Chris is that smart. It wouldn't surprise me if he wrote Barb calling him "Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu CPU Blueheart" in 2012.