Prison Letters May 11, 2022 - Chris writes letter trying to shift blame to Barb

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Brad Watson_Miami said:
Anyone can claim to be Jesus reincarnated. What have they been doing the last 2,000 years? I thoroughly document where my eternal soul was during this period and before Rabbi Jesus son of Joseph. In my last incarnation, I was Albert Einstein; see the 'Beyond Einstein Theories' at http://7seals.blogspot.com and in the attachment below.

Chris is a false Messiah. Donald Trump = 666; he's America's current Antichrist. Vladimir Lenin, uh, Putin is the world's Antichrist.
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I agree with your points except for Trump and Putin being Anti-Christs.
 
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A-№1 said:
Which is odd, because Jesus himself did not preach reincarnation. Quite the opposite, actually.
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I'd take this reincarnation shit a lot more seriously if people were claiming to be hod-carriers and accountants and prostitutes and thieves. But noooo, everyone is Jesus or some shit. Fucking Napoleon. Joan of Arc. Fuck all these people, and Chris especially.
 
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Pointless Sperg said:
It's also one of the most restrictive ways to live your life and some people actually don't try for parole because they'd rather serve their sentence in full (minus good behavior credits) than live under the restrictions that parole forces you to go through.
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How is that possible? I can't imagine any restrictions that could make living in the outside world and inside the comfort of your own home less preferable to being imprisoned.
 
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A New Kiwi said:
How is that possible? I can't imagine any restrictions that could make living in the outside world and inside the comfort of your own home less preferable to being imprisoned.
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Because you're constantly under deep scrutiny by your parole officer, and many small things that normal people would do with little or no consequences instead become reasons for you to be sent back to prison. This makes it extremely difficult to try to start your life back up again, and even if you succeed somewhat, you're under constant anxiety that some little thing could cause it all to crash down again.

If instead you just wait out the rest of your term (counting good-conduct credit if there's no strings attached to it), you get to have a much more normal life, although not a totally normal one as you're still under increased scrutiny. You probably won't get sent back to prison and have all your hard work destroyed, though, like what would happen when you're out on parole.

EDIT: For instance, you finally managed to get a job and a car, despite you being out on parole. This was super hard in and of itself. Then one day your car breaks down and you miss your appointment with your parole officer. Back to prison with you.

Your friend accidentally drops his (legal) recreational marijuana from his pocket into your car. You didn't even know he had it. Parole officer searches your car and finds the (legal) marijuana. Back to prison with you.

You're not allowed to be out after 9pm, but your boss asks you to stay an extra half hour until 8:30PM instead of 7:30 when you normally get off.. You have to choose between going to prison again or losing the job you worked so hard to get. Boss doesn't understand why working an extra hour is such a big deal. You manage to talk him down to an extra 30 minutes and you leave at 8PM, but then you get caught in traffic on the way back home. Cop passes you at 9:15PM and his license plate reader flags you. Back to prison with you.

Parole makes sense on a life sentence (or one long enough that it's effectively life), where the only way you're ever gonna get out is on parole, but for some people even on a life sentence they choose to stay in prison because at least there's not that worry and anxiety.
 
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Brad Watson_Miami said:
Anyone can claim to be Jesus reincarnated. What have they been doing the last 2,000 years? I thoroughly document where my eternal soul was during this period and before Rabbi Jesus son of Joseph. In my last incarnation, I was Albert Einstein; see the 'Beyond Einstein Theories' at http://7seals.blogspot.com and in the attachment below.

Chris is a false Messiah. Donald Trump = 666; he's America's current Antichrist. Vladimir Lenin, uh, Putin is the world's Antichrist.
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Do you print this thing out and leave it under windshield wipers in Wal-mart parking lots? Because I've been getting stuff like this from 7th Day Adventists in places like that lately.
 
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AnOminous said:
I'd take this reincarnation shit a lot more seriously if people were claiming to be hod-carriers and accountants and prostitutes and thieves.
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Exactly this. Or bugs or other life forms. Or, if you're limiting yourself to just humans, crib deaths. Child mortality was horrendous until very recently, and chances are if you had an actual past life, it ended before you learned to talk.

The thing that really baffles me about people who claim past lives is how stupid they are to pick famous, well documented people. Like we know a lot about Einstein's life. A LOT. Certainly a lot more than this Brad Watson can "remember". It's almost like these people want to be debunked.


A New Kiwi said:
I can't imagine any restrictions that could make living in the outside world and inside the comfort of your own home less preferable to being imprisoned.
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Prisons feed you. Outside you have to feed yourself. For any normal person this would not be that big a deal, but for Chris…
 
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Pointless Sperg said:
Because you're constantly under deep scrutiny by your parole officer, and many small things that normal people would do with little or no consequences instead become reasons for you to be sent back to prison. This makes it extremely difficult to try to start your life back up again, and even if you succeed somewhat, you're under constant anxiety that some little thing could cause it all to crash down again.

If instead you just wait out the rest of your term (counting good-conduct credit if there's no strings attached to it), you get to have a much more normal life, although not a totally normal one as you're still under increased scrutiny. You probably won't get sent back to prison and have all your hard work destroyed, though, like what would happen when you're out on parole.

EDIT: For instance, you finally managed to get a job and a car, despite you being out on parole. This was super hard in and of itself. Then one day your car breaks down and you miss your appointment with your parole officer. Back to prison with you.

Your friend accidentally drops his (legal) recreational marijuana from his pocket into your car. You didn't even know he had it. Parole officer searches your car and finds the (legal) marijuana. Back to prison with you.

You're not allowed to be out after 9pm, but your boss asks you to stay an extra half hour until 8:30PM instead of 7:30 when you normally get off.. You have to choose between going to prison again or losing the job you worked so hard to get. Boss doesn't understand why working an extra hour is such a big deal. You manage to talk him down to an extra 30 minutes and you leave at 8PM, but then you get caught in traffic on the way back home. Cop passes you at 9:15PM and his license plate reader flags you. Back to prison with you.

Parole makes sense on a life sentence (or one long enough that it's effectively life), where the only way you're ever gonna get out is on parole, but for some people even on a life sentence they choose to stay in prison because at least there's not that worry and anxiety.
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The closest Chris has ever been to being on parole was the therapeutic docket. It had terms and conditions that Chris had to oblige by like showing up at region 10 regularly (not that it did his sanity any good) and staying off drugs (which he violated the second he got high on camera with the tts )

the docket just hand waved him through cause they knew it would do a tard as far gone ad Chris next to no good . Parole on the other hand? Like you said one little slip and his ass is grass.
 
Pointless Sperg said:
By that measure, in the future, someone will claim to have been Chris in a past life.
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Chris is infamous, not famous. These reincarnation nutballs don't tend to claim to have been infamous people in their "past lives". How many of them claim to have been Hitler? For the same reason, none of them will claim to have been Chris.
 
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Pointless Sperg said:
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Hitler was a much snappier dresser than Chris. That probably explains it.


Pointless Sperg said:
Being Hitler is more of a problem.
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Hitler wasn't a problem so much as a product. Given Germany's economic situation, if it hadn't been Hitler it would have been someone else. It's sort of like how Chris and other lolcows are a product of their times. Chris would not have been a thing in the 1980s.
 
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Pointless Sperg said:
Chris sexualizing Cabbage Patch Kids... you managed to imagine something even more horrific.
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It's been done. I think they were called Garbage Pail Kids.

Also, something tells me Chris sexualizing he-man toys would have been infinitely worse.
 
At least Chris is aware of Barb's nature. I can't believe he actually said she was an (emotional) burden, despite being the one parent Chris latched on to because she was easier to get along with, as opposed to Bob. I'm surprised he didn't go as far as blaming her for his upbringing. But really, it's still up to Chris to try and be the better person - spoiler: that never happens.
 
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