Prison Letters May 11, 2022 - Chris writes letter trying to shift blame to Barb

[Buster Scruggs]

I'll admit I'm not 100% on the timeline of things, but are you sure Bob hooked up with Barb before he got divorced from his first wife, and not after? Either way, Bob royally fucked up sticking his dick in crazy.

Tbh, it was probably a kneejerk reaction from Chris similar to how he sent death threats to the trolls back in the day if they called him gay or did something else he didn't like. It's not completely out of character for him imo.

I should've clarified but I wasn't sure either, but I still consider him leaving being that because iirc Bob cut off his kids too, we've never heard about them from Chris and if he did stay in contact with them there's no way they wouldn't have tried to have been able to talk some kind of sense to him. Even if they'd consider him a shitty dad, I just don't see someone letting their father do that and not say or do anything. I think it says a lot that after Chris Barb and Bob's stories of family are pretty much only of her's. It wouldn't be surprising if Barb made him cut them off, but even then it still means he chose her over them. I could see it possible that his ex-wife may have painted him in a bad light, but we don't really know too much if at all about her so I can't really guess on that either way.

 

[Rupin]

I should've clarified but I wasn't sure either, but I still consider him leaving being that because iirc Bob cut off his kids too, we've never heard about them from Chris and if he did stay in contact with them there's no way they wouldn't have tried to have been able to talk some kind of sense to him. Even if they'd consider him a shitty dad, I just don't see someone letting their father do that and not say or do anything. I think it says a lot that after Chris Barb and Bob's stories of family are pretty much only of her's. It wouldn't be surprising if Barb made him cut them off, but even then it still means he chose her over them. I could see it possible that his ex-wife may have painted him in a bad light, but we don't really know too much if at all about her so I can't really guess on that either way.

he thought that he was getting a good deal cuz he was like 10 or 20 years her senior.

 

[MistaV]

I remember him talking to Jackie about how Barb threatened him that she'd commit suicide if he went to Magfest in 2012. And even if she said that he could've paid her to have sex with him instead of the prostitute that was about 10 years ago. Even if there was emotional abuse going on, why won't he give out better examples than the ones we already knew about? He lived there most of his entire life, he should have better stories about this.

The point is that he chose to stay with her regardless of her abusing him and raped her at her most vulnerable state. He's a spoiled kid who rather is pampered instead of being an adult and gets out of the abusive situation by getting a job and moving out. I'm sure he had plenty of resources online and offline but he refused to listen to anyone even if they aren't being trolls. There's no doubt in anyone's mind that he had it rough with having no functional adults helping him out growing up and being raised by delusional parents who've burned bridges with everyone in the family. However, that doesn't give him a reason to break the law, to not learn his lessons, and to not make better of himself. He knew what he was doing to his mother, he knew that incest was wrong, and he knew that there are other options. But now that he's throwing his own demented mother under the bus in order to get what he wants shows that there's no such thing as not getting any lower since he keeps on digging to the point where once he hits rock bottom then there's no redemption and there's no way out of it. He's a criminal and a menace to society and he chose that path. Even if he doesn't go online and make all those videos and get trolled on a regular basis, he was destined to be what he is today.

 

[Buster Scruggs]

he thought that he was getting a good deal cuz he was like 10 or 20 years her senior.

The Ralpha male grind before it was even invented.

 

[Manly_Brony]

if he was honestly the genius we all like to think of him as he would've actually listened to all the school teachers telling them Chris wasn't going to succeed in normal classes. I wouldn't say he's a bad guy, but he dug his own grave with the actions he took.

If you watch the documentary on Willowbrook (I recommend Children of Darkness and Titicut Follies as well) you'll have a pretty good idea of what Bob imagined when he heard the word tard home. Which is ironic because his son ended up sitting in his own shit, wailing and jerking off in the dark anyway. I blame him but I can kind of see his thought process.

 

[ANobody]

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This photo really makes me think of Bob. If he had beaten Chris and sent him to a home for tards, this photo wouldn't exist.

How the fuck did he manage to dress like the entire cast of Scooby Doo all at once?

Null confirmed it:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/page-1381#post-9662488

Well shit, i just listened to a clip of the podcast and with hindsight its just sad

"No one else in the entire world has the set of problems Chris has, where he has a make believe universe where other people are in. That they influence, they willingly partake in because he's internet famous...

...It's been eight years since i began this forum. I am halfway through my 20 year plan to...(haha) "stabilize" Chris

I know we meme but Null is a stand-up dude. He put himself through the proverbial wood chipper for an actual irredeemable retard.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

How the fuck did he manage to dress like the entire cast of Scooby Doo all at once?

You win the thread, sir.

Chris looks like what you'd get if you mixed random plates together with that fashion plates toy from the 70's. And then drew a giant gut on the results.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

I've been following Chris for 5 years and this is the first I'm hearing about that story.

I just found the reference, it's in the January 2009 Mumble chats:

Chris: Yeah. Yeah I tried but then more bad stuff happens and it just drags me down further. Especially my father, causing an argument when I'm trapped with him in the car.
Trap: Hmmm.
Chris: [Sigh]
[Pause]
Chris: I uh- I tried to- I tried to ignore him, but still, eventually he will cross the line and hit a nerve.
Trap: Uh oh.
Chris: Yeah, like, recently when I blocked him out so much he eventually gave me the finger and I was like [Ear rapingly high voice] “Did you just give me the finger?!”
Trap: [Forced laughter]
Chris: Yeah, I did the headphone thing as well, I mean I'd turn on whatever I had saved on my PSP in the line of like a television show or a movie I've downloaded or have copied to the Memory Stick.

I swore there was another chat where he brought this up, but I could be mistaken.

 

[The Dude]

I should've clarified but I wasn't sure either, but I still consider him leaving being that because iirc Bob cut off his kids too, we've never heard about them from Chris and if he did stay in contact with them there's no way they wouldn't have tried to have been able to talk some kind of sense to him. Even if they'd consider him a shitty dad, I just don't see someone letting their father do that and not say or do anything. I think it says a lot that after Chris Barb and Bob's stories of family are pretty much only of her's. It wouldn't be surprising if Barb made him cut them off, but even then it still means he chose her over them. I could see it possible that his ex-wife may have painted him in a bad light, but we don't really know too much if at all about her so I can't really guess on that either way.

Chris has talked about his other half-siblings before, but they never had a close relationship. Bob's oldest son is an optometrist and Chris has gotten his glasses and prescription updated by him a few times, but was unaware that he had a daughter until she was around 10 or so, making Chris a half-uncle. I think Chris had only met his half-sister once or twice.

I'm pretty sure Bob was already divorced when he met Barb, which is why he was a regular at the bar where they met. I believe there was some bad blood between Bob and his older kids since his daughter didn't attend the funeral, but I'm sure Barb made things worse. She seems like she was the kind or shrew who would have thrown fits any time Bob wanted to spend time with his older kids. "We're your family now! You need to think about our son! You need to think about me! How do you think it makes us feel when you want to go off with your old family? Aren't we enough for you?" and things like that. She is an emotionally manipulative bitch who would use suicide threats to get Bob and Chris to do what she wanted, after all.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

A lot of people are saying that Bob was a nice and fairly likable albeit lonely guy. I agree that he seemed that way on the troll calls and he seemed at least 1000x more likable than Barb, but part of me wonders if there's more to the story. Like Barb, Bob was estranged from his family and didn't seem to have any friends or acquaintances and it kind of makes me wonder why. I could theoretically see two scenarios that could explain why this was.

1) There was a dark side to Bob that we never witnessed. Perhaps he had severe personality flaws that we didn't see on the troll calls and he burnt his bridges with everyone in his life just like Barb did. It could explain why him and Barb fell for each other. They both were super toxic individuals who were despised by everyone and only had each other.

2) Bob wasn't toxic and was likable, but Barb being the controlling narcissist that she is got super jealous and suicide baited and the like whenever he talked to his old family or friends. It's very possible, narcissists are known for this type of behavior and perhaps Bob gave in since he was an old man and realized that Barb was his last chance to avoid dying alone.

I know we'll probably never get it, but it would be interesting to get an account of Bob from his other children and family. Cole's account doesn't count because he's a twat.

Bob's biggest fault was his ego (seems to be a Chandler family theme), which he vicariously projected onto Chris:
He was adamant that there was nothing wrong with Chris until it was too late. Special Ed could have helped him a great deal, but putting him there would have meant tacitly admitting that he wasn't normal, which Bob was ostensibly too proud to do.
This "there is nothing wrong with muh boy" attitude is extremely common in parents with disabled kids, resulting from a chain of thought like:

If my kid is retarded, I somehow fucked up. But I'm a good person and know that I didn't fuck up. Therefore, anyone saying that my kid is retarded is also implying that I fucked up. But didn't fuck up, therefore my kid isn't retarded

So instead, Bob decided to homeschool him before moving to a school that would allow Chris to be mainstreamed, all while starting a crusade against Greene County for the crime of trying to provide professional help to his son. Tragically (or hilariously, depending on the beholder) Bob and Barb were not at all equipped to deal with a turboautists on their own. Bob likely realized this around the time he started hearing muffled screaming about someone called Clyde Cash coming from his son's room, but by then any chance of salvaging the situation had long passed.
I think the various projects and father/son bonding type stuff he tried to do with Chris all show that he would have been at least a decent Father had Chris been born autism-free. But he wasn't.

 

[Hepativore]

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This photo really makes me think of Bob. If he had beaten Chris and sent him to a home for tards, this photo wouldn't exist.

He looks like a character from the Zelda franchise if Tingle had a retarded brother.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

this photo

Why is he wearing a binder clip on that belt?

Also notice the photo of Chris with Barb on the right, above that pile of laundry? Same pose as in that photo of him with Megan.

 

[Manly_Brony]

Why is he wearing a binder clip on that belt?

Also notice the photo of Chris with Barb on the right, above that pile of laundry? Same pose as in that photo of him with Megan.

Isn't this Barb's room? Chris doesn't seem like someone who is into mallards and tractors.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Isn't this Barb's room? Chris doesn't seem like someone who is into mallards and tractors.

If there be ducks...

 

[UF_Slow]

Hi all. I'm a first-time poster, but I've been lurking for almost 2 years now. Please, forgive me for not being totally caught up on the Chris drama... And Christory in general. I was late to the party and only discovered Chris around the same time I discovered this site, almost 2 years ago, as I said.
I apologize in advance, I don't know how to spoiler anything and I don't want to de-rail the thread. I am prepared for autistic ratings.
Anyway, reason I finally made an account here (and am posting) is pretty retarded...

Long story short, I wrote a letter to Chris. I was undecided on whether to actually mail it or not. I've been watching Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History. Obviously, I'm aware of the events of the past year... But I've had a hard time reconciling that sick shit with the Chris of old.
I've had to take breaks. So for context, I wrote a letter to the old Chris who still seemed redeemable. It was almost like a creative exercise. Anyway, I had this letter all written up and in an envelope with stamp, addressed to Chris, just sitting on my desk. Not really planning to actually send it but I felt compelled to write a letter to the old Chris. So, I was away from home for about a week.
And when I came back, the letter was gone. I live with an older family member who would have no idea who Chris Chan is. I'm pretty sure she just saw a letter on my desk with an address and stamp, and just put it in the mailbox.
I didn't include a return address but now I'm not sure what to do. I wasn't actually planning on sending this shit. It was more like mourning for the past Chris that may have been saved. But it was a hand written letter. Anyway again, I'm fully prepared for my autistic ratings for this dumb shit. But at the same time I just feel weird about this. If that letter reached Chris, what should I do? Should I just ignore it and pretend it was never sent? It was more like a letter to the past. I wasn't really meaning to send it.

I would never normally reach out to a cow.

 

[thegooddoctor]

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This photo really makes me think of Bob. If he had beaten Chris and sent him to a home for tards, this photo wouldn't exist.

Holy crap, I swear Chris has like the worst fashion choices out of any non tranny lolcow fr. and whats with the random shitty quilt with the 3 ducks painted on the wall?

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

A lot of people are saying that Bob was a nice and fairly likable albeit lonely guy. I agree that he seemed that way on the troll calls and he seemed at least 1000x more likable than Barb, but part of me wonders if there's more to the story. Like Barb, Bob was estranged from his family and didn't seem to have any friends or acquaintances and it kind of makes me wonder why. I could theoretically see two scenarios that could explain why this was.

1) There was a dark side to Bob that we never witnessed. Perhaps he had severe personality flaws that we didn't see on the troll calls and he burnt his bridges with everyone in his life just like Barb did. It could explain why him and Barb fell for each other. They both were super toxic individuals who were despised by everyone and only had each other.

2) Bob wasn't toxic and was likable, but Barb being the controlling narcissist that she is got super jealous and suicide baited and the like whenever he talked to his old family or friends. It's very possible, narcissists are known for this type of behavior and perhaps Bob gave in since he was an old man and realized that Barb was his last chance to avoid dying alone.

I know we'll probably never get it, but it would be interesting to get an account of Bob from his other children and family. Cole's account doesn't count because he's a twat.

I agree with Speculation #1 And Barb's Narcissistic personality disorder rearing its hideous head either early in the marriage or (most likely) during raising the "golden child" Chris and Bob turned a blind eye to it all until it was too late (ie: Chris powerleveling on how they slept in separate beds) due to Barb's excessive hoarding as soon as they moved into 14 Branchland Court.

Reminds me of the Greek Tragedy Saga "The House of Agamemnon," where there was abuse, incest, rape and all members of the family died horrific deaths in various manners...er, to an extent. The Oedipus/Antigone myths also hold parallels to the Chandler-Weston family.
@ToroidalBoat recall him wearing Barb's underwear for Trolls and his Tomgirl Saga? His perversion can make it in the realm of probability that he wore a binder when Barbara's bras didn't fit his moobs.

 

[Manly_Brony]

A lot of people are saying that Bob was a nice and fairly likable albeit lonely guy. I agree that he seemed that way on the troll calls and he seemed at least 1000x more likable than Barb, but part of me wonders if there's more to the story. Like Barb, Bob was estranged from his family and didn't seem to have any friends or acquaintances and it kind of makes me wonder why. I could theoretically see two scenarios that could explain why this was.

1) There was a dark side to Bob that we never witnessed. Perhaps he had severe personality flaws that we didn't see on the troll calls and he burnt his bridges with everyone in his life just like Barb did. It could explain why him and Barb fell for each other. They both were super toxic individuals who were despised by everyone and only had each other.

2) Bob wasn't toxic and was likable, but Barb being the controlling narcissist that she is got super jealous and suicide baited and the like whenever he talked to his old family or friends. It's very possible, narcissists are known for this type of behavior and perhaps Bob gave in since he was an old man and realized that Barb was his last chance to avoid dying alone.

I know we'll probably never get it, but it would be interesting to get an account of Bob from his other children and family. Cole's account doesn't count because he's a twat.

Bob was nice to everyone who wasn't an obvious troll. Emily is a fine example. Flipping Chris off isn't a war crime and his son could've made it all up since he's known to lie. His daughter not showing up to his funeral with his granddaughter in tow doesn't necessarily mean she hated him, it could also mean that she didn't want to meet Barb and Chris and paid her respects a day or so later. Would you bring your daughter to meet Chris? I thought so. Or it could just be that she's similar to Cole and uses Republican as an insult too. But a much bigger bitch.

 

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

Why is he wearing a binder clip on that belt?

It's to keep the excess belt length from flapping around. He is trying to wear it like women who try to accentuate their hourglass figure do, above their hips and around the waistline. However, because he is obese and retarded, he purchased a belt that is far too big and is wearing it over a dress with no belt loops, so he has to clip it down.

Hi all. I'm a first-time poster, but I've been lurking for almost 2 years now. Please, forgive me for not being totally caught up on the Chris drama... And Christory in general. I was late to the party and only discovered Chris around the same time I discovered this site, almost 2 years ago, as I said.
I apologize in advance, I don't know how to spoiler anything and I don't want to de-rail the thread. I am prepared for autistic ratings.
Anyway, reason I finally made an account here (and am posting) is pretty retarded...

Long story short, I wrote a letter to Chris. I was undecided on whether to actually mail it or not. I've been watching Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History. Obviously, I'm aware of the events of the past year... But I've had a hard time reconciling that sick shit with the Chris of old.
I've had to take breaks. So for context, I wrote a letter to the old Chris who still seemed redeemable. It was almost like a creative exercise. Anyway, I had this letter all written up and in an envelope with stamp, addressed to Chris, just sitting on my desk. Not really planning to actually send it but I felt compelled to write a letter to the old Chris. So, I was away from home for about a week.
And when I came back, the letter was gone. I live with an older family member who would have no idea who Chris Chan is. I'm pretty sure she just saw a letter on my desk with an address and stamp, and just put it in the mailbox.
I didn't include a return address but now I'm not sure what to do. I wasn't actually planning on sending this shit. It was more like mourning for the past Chris that may have been saved. But it was a hand written letter. Anyway again, I'm fully prepared for my autistic ratings for this dumb shit. But at the same time I just feel weird about this. If that letter reached Chris, what should I do? Should I just ignore it and pretend it was never sent? It was more like a letter to the past. I wasn't really meaning to send it.

I would never normally reach out to a cow.

Did you address it to Chris Chan in your own personal alternate dimension where something like this makes sense? Who gets so overly sentimental about an autistic lolcow that they write a letter to their past self, if not another autistic lolcow? If you never intended to send it, why not write your spirit message in some notebook instead of a letter in an addressed envelope with a fucking stamp on it?

Simply put, what is your major disfunction and why is it so severe?

On the one hand, this reads like some toddler's excuse after he got caught with his hand in the cookie jar. On the other hand, the entire premise is so retarded that I can't help but feel that it might actually be true, and you're just a few illuminating posts away from being revealed as a lolcow yourself. Get help.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

His perversion can make it in the realm of probability that he wore a binder when Barbara's bras didn't fit his moobs.

However, because he is obese and retarded, he purchased a belt that is far too big and is wearing it over a dress with no belt loops, so he has to clip it down.

It's like a metaphor for how Chris rolls: he does something stupid or ugly, and the "fix" is easily even more so.

Like how he wore the Medallion of Fail, but the chain irritated the back of his neck. So the "fix" was a wrist warmer on the back.