Prison Letters May 11, 2022 - Chris writes letter trying to shift blame to Barb

Piggle-o said:
It's very likely neither the prosecutor nor defense want to deal with the legal can of worms any ruling will create. Unusual cases with rare situations involving serious charges can set precedence for future cases. They're probably trying to cooperate and deal with this in the least damaging way possible.
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True but when pushing for a deal it's standard practice to charge heavy or overcharge to get the defendant to accept the deal

1 year is far better than 10
 
They don't want to exacerbate this kerfuffle any more than it already has because they don't want the undue attention from weens and other spergs Chris attracts, but at the same time they can't just shrug and toss Chris out with what is essentially a slap on the wrist because it'll only make him even more delusional that he's invincible and can do no wrong.

Talk about a paradox.
 
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Pointless Sperg said:
If the deal is in J&DR then any day after August 1st is him sitting in jail voluntarily waiting for the sentence of one year to be formalized.
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Or him waiting for the court (or would it be the jail?) to find a placement for him, as required by law. They have to look for 30 days after his "release", and I think they are required to make sure he gets there, so I highly doubt they'd put him up in a hotel without supervision in the meantime.

ToroidalBoat said:
trolls convinced naive Chris that he'd lose his monthly tugboat if he didn't act "normal", so that's why he made that vid.
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Didn't he claim in that video he wasn't actually collecting any tugboat but instead worked hard to support his family? I'm not sure that claiming you don't need a tugboat as a strategy to keeping the tugboat is a leap of "logic" even Chris could make.


Lancelot said:
True but when pushing for a deal it's standard practice to charge heavy or overcharge to get the defendant to accept the deal
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And yet the prosecutor seems to be doing the exact opposite with Chris, minimizing the charges he faces right from the outset.


A Grey Cat said:
Talk about a paradox.
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If Chris has one superpower it's being more trouble than he is worth.
 
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Piggle-o said:
It's very likely neither the prosecutor nor defense want to deal with the legal can of worms any ruling will create. Unusual cases with rare situations involving serious charges can set precedence for future cases. They're probably trying to cooperate and deal with this in the least damaging way possible.
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There is nothing in any of this that will set any legal precedents save a lingering feeling that society might be better if some problems were drowned at birth. And that the Internet was a mistake.
 
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A-№1 said:
Or him waiting for the court (or would it be the jail?) to find a placement for him, as required by law. They have to look for 30 days after his "release", and I think they are required to make sure he gets there, so I highly doubt they'd put him up in a hotel without supervision in the meantime.



Didn't he claim in that video he wasn't actually collecting any tugboat but instead worked hard to support his family? I'm not sure that claiming you don't need a tugboat as a strategy to keeping the tugboat is a leap of "logic" even Chris could make.




And yet the prosecutor seems to be doing the exact opposite with Chris, minimizing the charges he faces right from the outset.




If Chris has one superpower it's being more trouble than he is worth.
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Do we have an update on what the prosecution is currently charging him with ?
 
There was a kiwi who sent a letter right before the hospital sojourn. Come back to us!
 
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AnOminous said:
The Spedipus Wreck story arc really seems inevitable in retrospect doesn't it?

Unfortunately (for retard boy at least) just as he was unable to recognize insincerity, he was unable to recognize sincerity. That's the kind of thing they had therapy and coping strategies for then and his parents basically gimped him out of. It's pretty ironic that this maladaptation has a lot to do with why Chris never left Barb until the point he just decided to start raping her.
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I bet Barb was like, rolling her eyes in the back of her head sarcastically, and saying. "Oh yes, Christ -un, baby! You're totally a very virile man, who can sexually satisfy a woman! Maybe you should try those hot sex moves on someone else."
 
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PsychoNerd054 said:
Wasn't that the guy who wrote the letter as some sort of "creative exercise", left both the address and stamp on it, and then had it accidentally sent to Chris?
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No, that was some faggot. I’m thinking of someone else.

ANobody said:
Isnt that...pretty much confirmation of rape? Also is Chris blaming Barb resisting him for her car crash? What a giant piece of shit
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No, he was saying Chris wasn’t there to “heal” her because he was in jail. He’s blaming the authorities for keeping him from her. He’s not saying Barb resisted here.
 
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Piggle-o said:
It's very likely neither the prosecutor nor defense want to deal with the legal can of worms any ruling will create. Unusual cases with rare situations involving serious charges can set precedence for future cases. They're probably trying to cooperate and deal with this in the least damaging way possible.
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There isn't really a legal can of worms, dude fucked his mom, that just isn't legal, and if it was actual rape, is even mega-less legal. No major precedents will be set by that. It's that this is just such an embarrassing case that who wants it? They want to get this case down the pike and move beyond it and forget it.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
He said in the leakef Fiona calls.
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Timeline:
- Chris does the bad sex
- The Fiona calls
- Chris goes to the Jail of Fail
- Barb gets into an auto accident
- Chris says if he had been at home with her, the accident wouldn’t have happened.

AnOminous said:
He can describe ramming his bent duck into his ancient mummy of a mummy all he likes as "healing," but that desiccated twat is still an illegal place for his particular bent duck.
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Absolutely. I’m just clarifying that the particular statement wasn’t Chris saying what ANobody thought he was saying. What Osama did on 9/11 pales next to Chris’s crimes.
 
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