May 2 2023 - Chris sighting at game shop

[The little red monster]

It’s possible Chris has a lot more money than we thought. He wasn’t passing away his tugboat while he was in jail and if that was accumulating, what’s a year and a half of his tugboat going to come out to? More money than Chris has probably ever had.

So I can understand Chris being a little frivolous with his money, but maybe he should consider the fact that he’s starting his life over and he needs a car, a phone, hygiene products and healthy food. But nope, he wants toys.

He’ll probably be back online, e begging again, when his money runs out.

 

[FinnSven]

That would land him back in jail if he got caught.

Really?

Why? Is it still a crime to use prostitutes there?

So I can understand Chris being a little frivolous with his money, but maybe he should consider the fact that he’s starting his life over and he needs a car, a phone, hygiene products and healthy food. But nope, he wants toys.

He may not be allowed a smartphone, and by the looks of things he is driven around.
He may even expect the living arrangements he has now to be permanent, especially if he likes them so far.

With that in mind why would Chris think long term?

 

[Kayfabe]

How long before he contacts a prostitute?

You can bet that his phone calls are probably being monitored and limited by his tard wranglers.

 

[Ophelia]

This might settle the question about whether or not the tugboat was cut off when he visited the psychiatric facility.

Two years of sperging about being "Literally Jesus" and there isn't a single change in thr way he dresses.

He’s dressing less like a preteen from 2001 and more like a granny. But even so, it’s been posited that the Jesus thing has been a happy cope to help him get through jail and other “trials and tribulations.” He could easily fold it into his goddess larp without adding many new elements.

Well he didn't stage a spergout in the games store. So hes surely medicated.

His spergouts back when we know he wasn’t medicated weren’t a constant thing.

We don’t tend to remember all the times Chris acted like a minor sped and not spedmaster 3000. The big events stick out in our minds, dwarfing the ordinary ones.

 

[Duke Nukem]

I wish this tardlore would die. Chris wasn't dropping the n-bomb on a bunch of little black kids, he got into argument over something stupid and that was the straw that broke the camel's back.

Someone here once joked that Chris thought that the black players would try to make off with his cards or something. Like anyone would want to touch his radioactive "originals" or in fact anything else that manchild owns.

 

[Pee Cola]

possibility he's medicated to all hell & back?

Not so much possibly as definitely.

It'd explain the apparent weigh gain. A well-known side effect of anti-psych meds is excessive weight gain. Here's the skinny (pardon the pun) on Risperidone, an anti-psych med often used to calm autistics down:

Up to 20 percent of people who take risperidone, an atypical antipsychotic prescribed for a wide variety of neuropsychiatric conditions, add more than 7 percent to their baseline weight within a few weeks of treatment, contributing to other health problems such as high blood cholesterol and type 2 diabetes. (O)(A)

I've also seen the excessive junk food and/or Maccas runs theory, but I would have thought that the group home he's in would put some restrictions on their residents' diets. As such, I reckon it's the meds that made Chris so chonky.

 

[Ophelia]

It is not a sure thing that Chris is “doped up.” Is he on some mood stabilizer, the same as many other people? That’s likely. Is he pumped so full of drugs that he’s now a zombie? We need more evidence to determine that.

 

[Male Idiot]

Someone here once joked that Chris thought that the black players would try to make off with his cards or something. Like anyone would want to touch his radioactive "originals" or in fact anything else that manchild owns.

Weens do exist, and I feel like they would kill for a chance to get some e-fame by comissioning the baddest Mofo of the internet.

 

[Kayfabe]

it’s been posited that the Jesus thing has been a happy cope to help him get through jail and other “trials and tribulations.” He could easily fold it into his goddess larp without adding many new elements.

True, Chris absorbs any kind of pop culture medium he consumes and turns it into his own autistic fantasy land, but in jail there were no video games and toys, so his only escapism was the Bible, hence why he got sucked into it.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

Also forgive me for forgetting but was Chris arrested with the Sonichu medallion on? If not, how does he have one know if not by visiting BC? And where did he get the money for the cards?

Chris looks like he's got a new medallion. My guess is that it's from the Praetor inventory that would otherwise have been sold on the Etsy store. Chris was arrested with a really nasty medallion. The photo at the bottom of this post is from June 10, 2021.
It's theoretically possible Chris made a brand new medallion after being released from jail. This would require various art supplies, such as Crayola fuckin' model magic, acrylic paint, and aluminum rings. I think getting one from Praetor would be easier than buying all the stuff right after being released from jail into a tard house.

For some reason the reply and quote buttons aren't working,

I think quoting long messages is discouraged now and you have to highlight the part you want to quote.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

So I can understand Chris being a little frivolous with his money, but maybe he should consider the fact that he’s starting his life over and he needs a car, a phone, hygiene products and healthy food. But nope, he wants toys.

He’ll probably be back online, e begging again, when his money runs out.

Chris will have learned nothing, and the autistic circle goes on until Chris croaks. Great job at parenting, Borb.

 

[Jeff Gazetti]

How soon until that store receives the multiple, multiple calls from weens?

*crosses fingers*

 

[ZapThePickle]

It’s possible Chris has a lot more money than we thought. He wasn’t passing away his tugboat while he was in jail and if that was accumulating, what’s a year and a half of his tugboat going to come out to? More money than Chris has probably ever had.

So I can understand Chris being a little frivolous with his money, but maybe he should consider the fact that he’s starting his life over and he needs a car, a phone, hygiene products and healthy food. But nope, he wants toys.

He’ll probably be back online, e begging again, when his money runs out.

Doubtful, the instant an arrest isade they cut that off, and there isnt a back pay, the money is just gone. He probably got his tuggy on the first, so has probably has a few spare bucks currently, but considering how much he is out and about that bank roll is getting thin

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

It’s possible Chris has a lot more money than we thought. He wasn’t passing away his tugboat while he was in jail and if that was accumulating, what’s a year and a half of his tugboat going to come out to? More money than Chris has probably ever had.

So I can understand Chris being a little frivolous with his money, but maybe he should consider the fact that he’s starting his life over and he needs a car, a phone, hygiene products and healthy food. But nope, he wants toys.

He’ll probably be back online, e begging again, when his money runs out.

But if Chris had a year+ of tugboat backlog, I think he'd be buying a lot more. Like a bunch of games along with that Switch.

Odds are he's just blown through a month's income in the last 2 days. Wouldn't be the first time.

 

[GypsyBard]

But if Chris had a year+ of tugboat backlog, I think he'd be buying a lot more. Like a bunch of games along with that Switch.

Odds are he's just blown through a month's income in the last 2 days. Wouldn't be the first time.

If he is in a group home they will take a majority of his money for
Rent
Bills
Paying staff
Food
Outings
Leaving him a bit of spending money

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Does Chris have 2 pairs of shoes? In this one, the dominant color is blue, while in the Walmart photos, the dominant color is yellow. I'm wondering whoever took this photo wanted to take a video/photo of Chris, but he declined. If that's the case, I'm surprised he showed that type of restraint. I guess his lawyer and the judge really got to Chris.

What if Chris had 2 pairs of  pants shoes?

 

[MarineN*4235431]

If he is in a group home they will take a majority of his money for
Rent
Bills
Paying staff
Food
Outings
Leaving him a bit of spending money

care to explain the group home for a non north american?

 

[GypsyBard]

care to explain the group home for a non north american?

Ok
Basically it's a home run for people who can't fully take care of themselves.
They have different kinds and different levels.
So for instance if you have a child with a developmental disability that needs to be taken care of and you know you will not be around forever to take care of the kid you'll try to get them into a group home.
Basically they're funded in different ways.
The more expensive ones you pay for so essentially you'll set up a trust for the group home for like let's say $800,000 and then adult son/daughter will live a okay life.
Others are funded for charity.
Most though take a bit out of the tugboat to fund the cost of food rent and pay the staff and bills.
Basically a guarantees this person with a developmental disability to be financially secure. They basically take most of your money so you know that the person will not go hungry or not have a roof over their head and they will also have a tiny bit of spending money.
Group homes also do outings like to the beach or to the stores. Basically everyone gets in the bus they drive to let's say Walmart so that they can pick up some stuff with the spending money they have then they get back on the bus and go home.

I'm actually really surprised that he was able to even get in one. I mean a ton of parents apply when their kid is a teenager only for the kid to finally get accepted into one when they're in their mid-20s just because so many people are trying to get in them.

In this case the state pretty much optimized it and pushed it through.


There's also other kinds for people with physical disabilities. So like if you lose your arms and legs you need somebody to take care of you. So you try to get into one of these.

 

[Male Idiot]

While I wouldn't say they could recover him back to what he was, that would be a medical miracle in such a short time, but even getting him to somewhat function without tantrums or perving out is propably a win for the wranglers.

Him not throwing a tantrum could be that his whole Jesuschu arc was a larp, but I think he just got medicated enough to reduce his impulses to a somewhat managable tard level.

 

[Little Pigboy]

The reviews for the shop are already getting shit posted by weens, so the owner is going to find out pretty damn fast who Chris is if they haven't been calling. Whatever amount he blows in the store is probably not going to be worth all the crap they're about to get for letting the tard hang out, so he's probably going to get told to not come back if the backlash gets bad. Chris goes anywhere and that business gets flooded by weenery until they ban him just to make it stop, which is going to be hilarious, because he's just going to keep trying and failing. Rinse and repeat until all he can do is just stay home and play vidya and yank on his duck trying to get an erection so he can jerk off to said vidya.