May 2 2023 - Chris sighting at game shop

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Pickle Inspector said:
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oh my gosh what a useless expense from chris, not only for the fact that he should have bought more necessary things, but we all know that chris is a bad player in all aspects (he loses a lot, he barely knows how to use strategies, he is a bad winner) in 3 months they ban him from that place, like the place.

He should buy more useful things, like soap, toothpaste, extra underwear!
 
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Yamamura Video Rental said:
Admittedly I haven't followed Chris as long as some people here, but I have since the original Gamestop blarms saga. What I feel like I've learned is just like DSP the universe takes some weird pity on Chris. It's hard to explain, I won't call it luck because he constantly lives in squalor, but he has this ability to just keep on trucking. It doesn't matter what happens to him. He will always somehow avoid impending doom and keep waddling along.

I remember when he originally got busted for the pepper spray shit and vandalism and we all thought finally they'll throw the book at him and he'll get his comeuppance. But instead he gets to go to a free movie as per court order.

What I'm saying is Chris could get hit by a bus, but he'll somehow waddle out of the hospital with steel plates in his shins and we'll spot him at the local Wendy's the next day. If Chris is Homer Simpson we are Frank Grimes watching him in disbelief.
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It really does feel like Chris is in some sort of pact where the universe won't let Chris be taken down, but at the same time he can never rise up or succeed. He will just merely exist, with no consequences but no improvements. Even other people in similar situations may be able to improve themselves in some small way, to set goals or improve at their hobbies - but Chris is in a seemingly eternal stasis of constant stagnation with no real "rock bottom" to hit. To anyone else, it would be hell.
 
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Molly Millions said:
Chris is playing Commander :story:

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Commander is the most popular format right now and basically lets you roleplay as a magical pink princess 👸

Probably this one considering he thinks he's a CPU goddess and refuses to look at JERKS
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This is the start of the timeline where Chris gets onto Tolarian Community College's Shuffle Up & Play series. It's already full of trannies who are bad at Magic.
 
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spinch said:
I feel like this has to be some sort of elaborate prank. No way random Virginian MTG players DON'T know who Chris is and what he's done. The intersection of people who are into that nerd shit and people who know who Chris Chan is is a flat circle- not a venn diagram.

Also forgive me for forgetting but was Chris arrested with the Sonichu medallion on? If not, how does he have one know if not by visiting BC? And where did he get the money for the cards? Has his tugboat resumed?

I have about a million questions and this all smells fishy. Until we get a video of him speaking I'm just not convinced.
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Read the FAQ for fucks sake.

As for the medallion, the one he was arrested in was getting beat to hell and moldy. That is 100% a new one, he likely acquired some new art supplies at some point.
 
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Well its nice to see Chris found a new little hobby to show up to. I feel like between this and the trip to Walmart the goal of that place he's at is to try and normalize him to society. So it's, "here Chris, this is how to shop" and "here Chris, you like cards, here is a place we take other crazy people to play cards with".

On paper it seems like a nice thing for him but you know how these things go. Hope those niggas are ready to step up to custom cards, from what I hear Magic players get kind of intense about stuff. I also hear its one of the most addictive card games you can pick up, to the point where I refuse to play it with my friends to this day.
 
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Once he gets on eBay so he can buy the likes of:
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The Transformers cards are new as of the Brothers' War set which came out in November, but I'm surprised he never bought the My Little Pony cards. The Secret Lair set was sold in 2019, well before he was locked up. Even if he wasn't into Magic at the time, usually he buys all sorts of shit with ponies on it.
 
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1. He might have gotten his backpay from tardubux, so he's flush with cash.
2. Eventually, Chris will end up back behind bars. He doesn't know how to act around others, he has a massive ego, and he knows nothing of moderation. He thinks he can behave for a few minutes, and then be out of jail no reprocrussions. He'll be back in the same lifestyle, which will lead him to do what he does best.......violate boundaries.

I don't care if you all perceive me as being an A-log, but Chris throwing money and cheaply made toys,; dressing like a demented, transvestite treasure troll; and spreading his corpulence slowly at weeb places is proof positive he has no introspection about anything in life.


If you were to ask him now, "Chris do you think you should have raped your mother?" He would say, "What I did was not rape, I'm a beuatiful leighdee, and anyone would be fortunate to receive a dose of my convex vagina. If mudder didn't want it, she would have protested more. "
 
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Mariposa2.0 LTE said:
I don't care if you all perceive me as being an A-log, but Chris throwing money and cheaply made toys,; dressing like a demented, transvestite treasure troll; and spreading his corpulence slowly at weeb places is proof positive he has no introspection about anything in life.
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Oh your right about that, I honestly think he is incapable of doing such introspection. He can claim he does but he only does so when he thinks it will get him something and rapidly forgets he's claimed it and then he's right back to "normal".
 
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Mariposa2.0 LTE said:
1. He might have gotten his backpay from tardubux, so he's flush with cash.
2. Eventually, Chris will end up back behind bars. He doesn't know how to act around others, he has a massive ego, and he knows nothing of moderation. He thinks he can behave for a few minutes, and then be out of jail no reprocrussions. He'll be back in the same lifestyle, which will lead him to do what he does best.......violate boundaries.

I don't care if you all perceive me as being an A-log, but Chris throwing money and cheaply made toys,; dressing like a demented, transvestite treasure troll; and spreading his corpulence slowly at weeb places is proof positive he has no introspection about anything in life.


If you were to ask him now, "Chris do you think you should have raped your mother?" He would say, "What I did was not rape, I'm a beuatiful leighdee, and anyone would be fortunate to receive a dose of my convex vagina. If mudder didn't want it, she would have protested more. "
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How long before he contacts a prostitute?
 
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Mariposa2.0 LTE said:
I don't care if you all perceive me as being an A-log, but Chris throwing money and cheaply made toys,; dressing like a demented, transvestite treasure troll; and spreading his corpulence slowly at weeb places is proof positive he has no introspection about anything in life.
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He's a retard who fucked his own elderly mother. What in fuck kind of introspection do you expect to go on in there?
 
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