May 2 2023 - Chris sighting at game shop

[Ken_Penders69]

Why would a home let him go to a card games store? Surely they have his arrest record and know that he's been banned from several.

Banned from several but not this specific one lol

 

[Azdy]

Am I the only one who noticed this guy who does not look like an actual human being. Looks like some DallE mini shit

 

[Yamamura]

My god. This literal retard fucked his mother and that's still not enough to keep him from blowing tax dollars on games, toys, and other bullshit.

Admittedly I haven't followed Chris as long as some people here, but I have since the original Gamestop blarms saga. What I feel like I've learned is just like DSP the universe takes some weird pity on Chris. It's hard to explain, I won't call it luck because he constantly lives in squalor, but he has this ability to just keep on trucking. It doesn't matter what happens to him. He will always somehow avoid impending doom and keep waddling along.

I remember when he originally got busted for the pepper spray shit and vandalism and we all thought finally they'll throw the book at him and he'll get his comeuppance. But instead he gets to go to a free movie as per court order.

What I'm saying is Chris could get hit by a bus, but he'll somehow waddle out of the hospital with steel plates in his shins and we'll spot him at the local Wendy's the next day. If Chris is Homer Simpson we are Frank Grimes watching him in disbelief.

 

[trooningharder]

I wish people would stop with that, we know a lot about Chris but nowhere near the same level of detail as some genuine historical figures - He might be the most well documented tard of the 21st century (so far) hell he might be one of the most well documented mentally challenged people publicly but he is far from the most documented person in history.

yeah it's fucking cringe when christorians try to make themselves sound more grand instead of embracing it as a stupid hobby, they never even try to back up that claim

 

[WelperHelper99]

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Am I the only one who noticed this guy who does not look like an actual human being. Looks like some DallE mini shit

He is definitely a neckbeard, just needs his honorary fedora.

Admittedly I haven't followed Chris as long as some people here, but I have since the original Gamestop blarms saga. What I feel like I've learned is just like DSP the universe takes some weird pity on Chris. It's hard to explain, I won't call it luck because he constantly lives in squalor, but he has this ability to just keep on trucking. It doesn't matter what happens to him. He will always somehow avoid impending doom and keep waddling along.

I remember when he originally got busted for the pepper spray shit and vandalism and we all thought finally they'll throw the book at him and he'll get his comeuppance. But instead he gets to go to a free movie as per court order.

What I'm saying is Chris could get hit by a bus, but he'll somehow waddle out of the hospital with steel plates in his shins and we'll spot him at the local Wendy's the next day. If Chris is Homer Simpson we are Frank Grimes watching him in disbelief.

The saga ends when Chris croaks. Given that he now has constant access to medical care, I might be in my 60s when that happens. Someone is watching over him, why, I have no clue. Maybe for amusement

 

[Procrastinhater]

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Am I the only one who noticed this guy who does not look like an actual human being. Looks like some DallE mini shit

Ok look at the hand... that's making me think it's an AI image for real, what the fucks going on here?

The milk has long since run dry and weens will just ruin things for literally anybody who Chris comes into contact with. But on the other hand...

This is what pisses me off about these weening faggots fucking with the Tard, calling up Sped Homes and Game stores and Walmarts and shit, they're just making shit difficult for anyone forced to deal with him, it doesn't effect Chris at all, he's fucking oblivious, but the minimum wage Schlubb answering the phone and getting their ears abused by the 100th JUUULLAAY! of the morning is the one who suffers, or whoever his Wrangler happens to be when some brain dead try hard accosts the Tard in public.
All that aside, even if you think "fuck those people" and that they don't deserve any consideration when they're already no doubt suffering just from having to be around Chris to begin with, listening to his rambling and smelling his BO, all it does it makes it harder to gather info when this bullshit inevitably causes them to either move him or lock him down.
I just don't see the point. Chris is always funniest when left to his own devices, the Tard is an attention whore with an undeserved ego, and the medallion shows he hasn't changed, its only a matter of time before he comes to us, that's if he's not scared off first.

 

[WelperHelper99]

This is what pisses me off about these weening faggots fucking with the Tard, calling up Sped Homes and Game stores and Walmarts and shit, they're just making shit difficult for anyone forced to deal with him, it doesn't effect Chris at all, he's fucking oblivious, but the minimum wage Schlubb answering the phone and getting their ears abused by the 100th JUUULLAAY! of the morning is the one who suffers, or whoever his Wrangler happens to be when some brain dead try hard accosts the Tard in public.
All that aside, even if you think "fuck those people" and that they don't deserve any consideration when they're already no doubt suffering just from having to be around Chris to begin with, listening to his rambling and smelling his BO, all it does it makes it harder to gather info when this bullshit inevitably causes them to either move him or lock him down.
I just don't see the point. Chris is always funniest when left to his own devices, the Tard is an attention whore with an undeserved ego, and the medallion shows he hasn't changed, its only a matter of time before he comes to us, that's if he's not scared off first.

That's the thing, the workers should be left alone. You aren't even calling Chris's house, just some wagie, with a low effort shitpost. And they most likely have caller ID. If you want milk from Chris, wait and watch. No one forced him to mace that gamestop employee, he did that. Same with Sonichu.

 

[Directing]

Ok look at the hand... that's making me think it's an AI image for real, what the fucks going on here?

left hand is holding a stack of (MtG?) cards - four left fingers clearly visible; right thumb is holding the cards from below, the other fingers of the right hand are over the left hand

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

(And don’t give me the: “Why would people know who he is?” That shit might fly if Chris had been sighted in a hardware store, not in a game store.)

I don't know. You'd be surprised how many people wouldn't know anything about Chris other than that he's some living meme guy. I know some hardcore card game dorks and they don't know shit about Chris other than Sonichu. Not everyone who hears about Chris follows him...just like with Christ.

 

[A Grey Cat]

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Am I the only one who noticed this guy who does not look like an actual human being. Looks like some DallE mini shit

I've said in another thread these people are either regulars at the game store or Chris's roommates at gateway on a leisure trip after walmart (possible given they took the van to get there)

Really is there any difference between a slow in the mind tard home resident and tye average mtg player?

 

[Manly_Brony]

He's like a cryptid now. We're all wackos.

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I beg to differ. Virginia will have to change its name to Weenginia because we'll see photos of him semi-weekly from now on until that clutch of reptilic moralfags on Reddit manage to ban him from every establishment while being all holier than thou by respecting "Christine's" pronouns when talking about him.

 

[Ken_Penders69]

So when does Chris get banned from battlegrounds for yelling "DON'T TOUCH MY CARDS YOU FUCKING NIGGERS!!!!" Just like he did at the game place all those years ago

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Snyder didn’t ban him over gender shit, it was because he terrified children and was a tarding out nuisance.

Surely if he got up to that again there would be consequences?

Chris got his fat ass booted and banned from The End games all by himself, then proceeded to harass the store about how much they're missing out because he's not there playing D&D with his massively overpowered character.

You'd think these game stores would talk to each other about problem players and customers.

 

[Mister Loser]

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Am I the only one who noticed this guy who does not look like an actual human being. Looks like some DallE mini shit

Nah, he looks real - just looks like Adam Sandler in a wig and fake goatee.

 

[Neil McCauley]

How far is this from that Gateway home? If this is indeed an AI fraud image, must be a smart ass AI as Mountain Dew voltage bottles were rebranded just last year and AI always gets fed outdated information and would probably not know better to associate that flavor with the new bottle.

 

[Male Idiot]

In a strange, horrific way, it is good to see OPL truckin' on.

It is just his stupidity, but there is something dumbly inspiring how no one can halt the 'Tism Train.

 

[MechanicalHugbox]

I'm kinda mixed at the idea of Chris returning to the world and his old habits. While he is a sick degenerate freak, I'm still very much in the camp that he absolutely is a coward and wouldn't do anything unless he was convinced there was no chance of any consequences for him. While he might technically either be not guitly or at the very least have served his time, its still semi concerning him being out and about. I would hope that he's either being kept on a short leash or at least watched but from what we can see this is an outing that was basically independent, or at least not as monitored as the Walmart trip

 

['Ole Dente]

Surely if he got up to that again there would be consequences?

The well of forgiveness runs deep for some LGBTQ groups. We’ve all seen them protect troons and deflect despite their abhorrent crimes, it’s not out of the realm of possibility that they would do the same for Chris. His tardery is now protected under the TroonShield to some degree.

 

[FinnSven]

The well of forgiveness runs deep for some LGBTQ groups. We’ve all seen them protect troons and deflect despite their abhorrent crimes, it’s not out of the realm of possibility that they would do the same for Chris. His tardery is now protected under the TroonShield to some degree.

Would the troonshield protect him from the police being called on him should he start screaming and tarding out at children?

 

[You Dun Boof’ed]

Looks like wherever he’s at is giving him freedom to kind of do whatever he wants. He’s not on the internet though. So they have to be restricting his access or heavily supervising it.

Wonder how long it will take until he gets himself kicked out of the next place. But then again, that might not happen if he’s heavily medicated.