May 2 2023 - Chris sighting at game shop

[♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️]

Chris roaming relatively free is understandable when you consider that the staff of his tard home is some mixture of:

1. Overworked, underfunded angels who have to deal with toddlers in 300 lb gorilla bodies punching holes in walls all day
2. Lazy incompetent niggers trying to scam the most dollars out of the system possible in exchange for the absolute bare minimum of care (that is, if they aren't canny enough to organize bumfights)

Should Chris have a minder when he's out and about? Probably. But if the staff can get the lower-maintenance ones out of their hair for a couple hours, risking most likely nothing but the mild annoyance of the general public, they will.

Did we ever receive absolute confirmation he even is in a group home? The fact he's being spotted unsupervised in so many different locations makes me inclined to believe more or less he got out of jail completely scott-free (aside from possible probation terms) and is living the actual homeless saga hypothesized about for years- surviving due to the 24k+ of tugboat payments that piled up in his account during his time in the clink

 

[GypsyBard]

Did we ever receive absolute confirmation he even is in a group home? The fact he's being spotted unsupervised in so many different locations makes me inclined to believe more or less he got out of jail completely scott-free (aside from possible probation terms) and is living the actual homeless saga hypothesized about for years- surviving due to the 24k+ of tugboat payments that piled up in his account during his time in the clink

A ween called the group home and "left him a message"

 

[NaggotFigger]

Did we ever receive absolute confirmation he even is in a group home? The fact he's being spotted unsupervised in so many different locations makes me inclined to believe more or less he got out of jail completely scott-free (aside from possible probation terms) and is living the actual homeless saga hypothesized about for years- surviving due to the 24k+ of tugboat payments that piled up in his account during his time in the clink

From what I have seen, I guess the only way to confirm this is probably a retard calling his group home’s staffs to “sent him a message”, but otherwise, there was no confirmation of Chris himself now currently staying in a group home.

I might sperg or thunk a lot, but probably since Chris now lives apart from Barb, it could be possible that he is: homeless or probably living in a group home. I am shocked at the fact that instead of supervising him strictly, the staffs instead letting him roaming free like a normal person. Normally when group homes taking care of an bailed retard like Chris, they should supervise his activities frequently, not bothering about let him out or shit like that.

Maybe there is a lot of theories and thunk-provoking things of why Chris roam freely like nothing happens, but maybe someday there will be actual confirmation.

 

[Manly_Brony]

I can confirm. I'm a giant board game nerd and would stop at my LGS after work, dressed in smart white collar business attire, and nearly everyone else in the store was the worst stereotype of nerd: fat, acne, dirty, stained cheap clothes, bags of junk food piled all around them, etc.

Me too. I'm a former TTRPG event organizer who isn't a young Channing Tatum either but does calisthenics daily. 90% of the male attendees look like Chris if he was into grunge or metal, 5% look like teen Chris and another 5% are average or fit.

 

[♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️]

From what I have seen, I guess the only way to confirm this is probably a retard calling his group home’s staffs to “sent him a message”, but otherwise, there was no confirmation of Chris himself now currently staying in a group home.

I might sperg or thunk a lot, but probably since Chris now lives apart from Barb, it could be possible that he is: homeless or probably living in a group home. I am shocked at the fact that instead of supervising him strictly, the staffs instead letting him roaming free like a normal person. Normally when group homes taking care of an bailed retard like Chris, they should supervise his activities frequently, not bothering about let him out or shit like that.

Maybe there is a lot of theories and thunk-provoking things of why Chris roam freely like nothing happens, but maybe someday there will be actual confirmation.

I flat-out don't think he's in a group home. I know that's the happy ending alot of people wanted but I don't buy it. If he was- they would supervise him more knowing the stakes and risks at hand. They ESPECIALLY wouldn't let him to the game place.

I think he's living the long-prophesized homeless saga and is blowing through the 24k of piled-up tugboat money on toys and other consumer crap- and when the 24k is gone THAT'S when shit gets real.

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

If he was- they would supervise him more knowing the stakes and risks at hand. They ESPECIALLY wouldn't let him to the game place.

Taking him around makes sense if he's legally not allowed to have a car to avoid going home. Barring no incidents at the game shop, taking him to play with his cards is a social activity in normal society to socialize him. He was bailed out by someone and a group home to monitor him makes the most sense.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Did we ever receive absolute confirmation he even is in a group home?

No, and unless we hear from Chris himself, we're unlikely to know. Any group home or mental health facility will not tell you Chris is there unless you get some incredibly naive person like Rocky on the phone.

I think odds are now Chris isn't in a group home, and he's temporarily living with Aunt Harriet or heaven forbid he's living with some ween. I don't think a group home would be driving Chris around like this daily.

 

[GypsyBard]

I flat-out don't think he's in a group home. I know that's the happy ending alot of people wanted but I don't buy it. If he was- they would supervise him more knowing the stakes and risks at hand. They ESPECIALLY wouldn't let him to the game place.

I think he's living the long-prophesized homeless saga and is blowing through the 24k of piled-up tugboat money on toys and other consumer crap- and when the 24k is gone THAT'S when shit gets real.

I feel like if he was homeless there would be a lot more begging because even Chris as stupid as he is would know full well the money will eventually run out.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

They ESPECIALLY wouldn't let him to the game place.

you say that as if chris was allowed in the game place 12 years ago

 

[Stoicism Is For Losers]

We wont know if chris is in a group home unless it comes from the horses mouth itself, or some weens really go full retard mode and sit across the street watching the building for days until he comes out.

 

[Ophelia]

If he was- they would supervise him more knowing the stakes and risks at hand. They ESPECIALLY wouldn't let him to the game place.

I admire your belief in the system, but low maintenance tards like Chris are bussed around and allowed to shop and play games all the time. He isn’t high risk enough to warrant having someone at his arm at all times.

He was bailed out by someone

He was not; the court ordered him sent out. Probably to a group home since they legally have to find him somewhere to live.

 

[Retink Retunk]

He really shouldn't be allowed in places that have a lot of children. I know game stores are often mostly neck beards, but they do get their fair share of kids throughout the day.

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

He really shouldn't be allowed in places that have a lot of children. I know game stores are often mostly neck beards, but they do get their fair share of kids throughout the day.

Legally he's not a threat to anyone but his mother.

 

[Barley]

Legally he's not a threat to anyone but his mother.

Yet.

 

[Tarlach]

I like how when I was still a goddamn child Chris was an urban legend.
I like how when I'm a 20's adult Chris is still an ongoing story, from urban legend to social pinata.
Incredible that I have lived long enough in my life to where Chris went from being the sped everyone made fun of to being a traggot all the way down to thinking he's Jesus Christ himself, and now of all times because of this thread in particular I've seen traggots actually defending him. I bet being around him smells like rotting wet cat food. That's the visceral image I get from just looking at him, like there's a stench of maggots, maggot shit, and festering gravy on sliced meat gibs. Unfortunately I've had the utter misfortune of smelling that once when someone I know left a can of cat food out for about two weeks after their cat died, so I know well the smell of depression and loss.

 

[YOU'RE TAKING TOO LONG]

I wish this tardlore would die. Chris wasn't dropping the n-bomb on a bunch of little black kids, he got into argument over something stupid and that was the straw that broke the camel's back.

Thats not what happened.

This is what happened.

"Chris goosestepped into the Game Place, wearing his finest gestapo garb and said "Uh, all y'all niggos and kikes better leave this place" before giving a Roman salute and shouting "Heil Hitlerchu" before slamming the wood doors of the Game place and filling it up with his gas. Chris personally pulled out a noose and lassoed it around the poor innocent 21 year old african American child who was just accepted to Harvard for his thesis on the cure for cancer, and shouted. 'If it ain't white, it ain't right' before hanging him up and lynching the poor saint until he couldn't breathe."

 

[A Grey Cat]

He was not; the court ordered him sent out. Probably to a group home since they legally have to find him somewhere to live.

This...this is why I took it upon myself to compile amd faq, people keep saying tard lore like that.

 

[Male Idiot]

If it is a tard home, they maybe busy wrangling the trannies.

If it isn't a tard home, he would propably be either a skizo homeless or on the internet already.

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

I'll never get over how thin his arms are. The man is an human oddity where you don't do any physical effort, and how the body moves shit around.

There has been a lot of speculation whether he might have an undiagnosed Klinefelter syndrome, which would explain many of his "oddities", however a proper diagnosis of that would require a karyotype test. I personally hope that one day someone pays for his whole genome sequencing and uploads the data to the Internet so that anyone can access and analyze it. The Science demands it

 

[SIMIΔN]

Maybe Chris is a new man after his time in the cell.
Slimmed down, respectfully playing competitive cardgames in a offline and social environment.

I'm surprised too, but maybe his saga will have a happy ending.