May 3, 2022 - Chris returned to CVRJ

[Male Idiot]

He is propably on hard medication.

But I doubt he'll keep to it once he is out.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

Contrary to popular opinion, Chris is clearly at a more healthy weight. Like imagine his home and diet being so shit that jail is an improvement.

Right now Chris is sitting in an 8x10 cell with only a thin mattress over a metal slab and a metal toilet where he washes his ass in the sink as furniture. He has only a few comforts and has hardly anything to do except wait until his carefully portioned tray of mediocre jail food is pushed through the slot in his cell door. He's in a place that is symbolic of misery, and hopelessness, and it's still a cleaner, nicer, healthier place than what he has lived in for the past 20 years. Rock bottom for a normal person is an improvement to Chris's life.

I'm still amazed some ultra-ween hasn't broken in, creeped at night or just used a micro drone to creep on Sonichu HQ.

Why break into Chris's soon to be former house when you could infiltrate the Jail of Fail itself and observe the man firsthand during his incarceration? Get yourself thrown into jail for e-points and Reddit upvotes!

 

[Undersideofcwcspillow]

Chris can vaguely figure out how to interact with a user interface made for idiots. He was able to make a shitty website on tripod using their tools. He figured out how to make videos on his playstation and did most of his creative stuff on that because his computer was too complicated for him. Hell when he got his PS4 he couldn't figure out how to turn off the default playroom BGM/overlay for the longest time.

Most 40 year olds are better with tech than Chris is. Chris is absolutely below average. Chris is a millenial (albeit an old one).

Chris could operate a firearm, but he would not understand how it worked. He would have only the most basic understanding of the user interface. He wouldn't understand what a firing pin is, what a bolt is, or the chemistry of the propellant. He wouldn't understand the mechanism at all. It would take him time to even figure out how to chamber a round. But yes, you're right that he would fuck up with it almost immediately.

A firearm is significantly simpler to use than a PS4 or a computer.

Do you think most gun owners understand how their guns work? A lot do. But then you have the average boomer who buys a Glock, learns how to use it, and then never cleans it, never tries to improve his shooting, never modifies it, etc.

Even people who know what they're doing and shoot a lot still have to go look up "disassembly for _____" or "safety for _______" because not every gun is the same. If any firearms enthusiast tries to tell you they've never had to google something about a gun they own because they didn't know it, they're lying.

I'm not saying Chris can be the next J.J. Racaza. But he can figure out how to load and fire a gun lol. People just like to pretend Chris is a drooling simpleton who can't figure out basic machines or how to look up "slide release for Glock" or some shit.

If Chris can figure out how to drive a car, he can figure out a gun. He'll just neglect it in the exact same way he neglected his cars.

 

[Shaneequa]

The potential for this illness exists in all people and, under the right circumstances, any man or woman would be driven, like him, to the 'other side'.

The 'other side' perhaps may not be the best way to phrase it. After all, there is no wall between here and there. It lies on the borders where reality and unreality intersect. It is a place both close and distant.

Some say it isn't even an illness. I cannot agree with them. I'm a doctor, not a philosopher or even a psychiatrist.

But sometimes I have to ask myself this question. It's true that to us his imaginings are nothing but the inventions of a busy mind. But to him, there simply is no other reality. Furthermore he is happy there.

So why, I ask myself, why in thename of healing him must we drag him painfully into the world of our own reality?​

 

[_DoinYaMom_]

He’s visibly thinner, as well

Obviously. Not eating McDonalds every waking hour of the day will make you thinner.

 

[Dr. John H. Watson]

This is a very interesting hypothesis. It's definitely possible.

Regarding keeping Chris away from 14BC, that would be part of a misdemeanor plea agreement but it would not be enforceable. The issue is that he's already going to have served an entire year, so they can't really force him to behave with the penalty being a suspended sentence beyond 3 days assuming he's released the day of his next hearing.

A plea agreement with something enforceable would require a felony conviction.

Barb and Barb's family could still get a restraining/no contact order, depending on who is in charge of Barb's affairs right now.

I appreciate your answer. What you said makes me certain Chris was offered a plea deal with release in February since that would give the prosecutor six months of leverage.

In regards to the restraining/no contact order, would Barb or Barb's family have to wait for Chris to be released to pursue an order? If not, I would expect them try to get an order as soon as possible if they wanted one. A lack of record of such an order would suggest they are not getting one for whatever reason.

As for Chris's current legal situation, I suspect it has gotten worse. However much the prosecutor wants to avoid a trial, he would want to avoid Chris going back to Barb after an ineffective plea deal even more. Without a restraining order in hand, the prosecutor would need tangible leverage over Chris to prevent him from going back to Barb. If I'm right about Chris's conduct in February, his actions stripped the prosecutor of his leverage with a misdemeanor charge, demonstrated a serious lack of trustworthiness by deceiving his own counsel, and showed a particular need for very tangible consequences to control his behavior. In short, Chris spiked his chances at a misdemeanor, and any future negotiations will be for a felony charge.

Chris is looking very down because the legal system just trolled him hard. He went from hearing, "You'll soon go free with just a misdemeanor," to, "You are looking at a felony, and I don't know when you will go free. It could be months or years." His own actions yanked himself away from the cusp of freedom at the last minute (Chris's biggest troll has always been Chris).

 

[Yankee Shogun]

Man this isn't even funny or interesting, its just sad, he looks like he just got out of a warzone and like he's slowly being dragged out of his fantasy land, I hate to pity the guy but I can't help it. On the other hand, seeing how he's slimmed down, fuck maybe prison has helped, at least a little, no way Chris could ever achieve that on his own.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

I appreciate your answer. What you said makes me certain Chris was offered a plea deal with release in February since that would give the prosecutor six months of leverage.

I wouldn't be certain about it, but it's definitely a possibility. It would explain Chris' optimism about being released.

In regards to the restraining/no contact order, would Barb or Barb's family have to wait for Chris to be released to pursue an order? If not, I would expect them try to get an order as soon as possible if they wanted one. A lack of record of such an order would suggest they are not getting one for whatever reason.

I do not think that they would have to wait for release. The could ask for one ahead of an anticipated release. This is not uncommon. However I don't know the specific procedure in Virginia.

Of course all of this hinges on whether Barb would agree to such an order. Unless her family or the state has assumed a guardianship role, it would be up to her.

As for Chris's current legal situation, I suspect it has gotten worse. However much the prosecutor wants to avoid a trial, he would want to avoid Chris going back to Barb after an ineffective plea deal even more. Without a restraining order in hand, the prosecutor would need tangible leverage over Chris to prevent him from going back to Barb. If I'm right about Chris's conduct in February, his actions stripped the prosecutor of his leverage with a misdemeanor charge, demonstrated a serious lack of trustworthiness by deceiving his own counsel, and showed a particular need for very tangible consequences to control his behavior. In short, Chris spiked his chances at a misdemeanor, and any future negotiations will be for a felony charge.

I edited my post you quoted to include one other possibility. The case could go to circuit court and then receive a deferred disposition. Chris could be released with a promise of no contact, with a violation of it resulting in a felony conviction. This would allow Chris to avoid a felony conviction provided that he did not violate the terms of the agreement. This would not require input from Barb or her family.

This would have to happen in circuit court though, not J&DR.

Chris is looking very down because the legal system just trolled him hard. He went from hearing, "You'll soon go free with just a misdemeanor," to, "You are looking at a felony, and I don't know when you will go free. It could be months or years." His own actions yanked himself away from the cusp of freedom at the last minute (Chris's biggest troll has always been Chris).

We'll see. There's no record of indictment so far. It's still sitting in J&DR.

 

[Yaniv’s Hairy Balls]

I used to work in mental health and thank God I left. A lot of this has probably already been said but people also repeat the same things and people don't listen.

Chris being out is most likely because he was evaluated to not need a higher level of care, which would make his stay a waste of time, money, and a bed.

The place I worked for was private, so the only other time someone would get the boot is when they can't afford the care Being a state hospital, this can't be the reason. It also seems throwing him out if he's too incompetent seems unethical. There are far more mentally frustrating people in these facilities than Chris.

So they probably doped Chris up on horse tranquilizers, decided he can stand trial, and let him go. The photo has me thinking he is under some strong medication where he's tired, and lacking any emotion, except maybe some frustration about going back to jail.

Perhaps once his court date rolls around, the meds will be out of his system and he can go through his hearing without drooling on the floor.

But at least the silence was nice while it lasted.

I wouldn’t be surprised if the hospital gave him a shot of tranquilizer before he left as a favor to the guards. It’s not uncommon for 2 state facilities that regularly work together.

I'll be really pissed if Chris is actually on HRT. Gender Dysphoria is a real thing and there are people out there struggling to get help for their legitimate problems.

Meanwhile the State of Virginia is prescribing HRT to a fat loser pretending to be a woman so he can get laid by lesbians.

Edit: the keyword here was if. I'm not making a definitive statement. I'm saying IF the State of Virginia prescribed Chris HRT I'd be pissed.

Shut the fuck up tranny.

Edit/ hit send too soon my bad.

 

[Penis]

I think Chris snapped back into 25 year old Chris and hates himself for being such a faggot. That would explain the way he looks more than the drugs.

I think he would have gotten his hair chopped off if that was the case

 

[Asperchan]

Now that it seems like Chris is all doped up,

Do you think he will ever smile again?

Probably ninja'd by Mariposa but he does not deserve to ever smile again. He has done so much shit throughout the years and the stone that "broke the camels back" even for the state of Virginia was raping his mother. He deserves the misery that's in store for him.

Has there been confirmation of Chris being in GP or PC as have being returned to CVRJ? He should be kept in PC/SHU for his own safety. It would probably be more entertaining and interesting if he was in genpop.

Edit: spelling/grammar.

 

[Space_Dandy]

Yay!

I like the idea of him spending more time in jail than in a mental health facility.

 

[Male Idiot]

Would the state have legal backing to force Chris and his Snorlax apart even if Barb wanted her tard back for them tugboats? If it is still incest and not rape. Like the state giving both a restraining order without Barbie-chan prompting it?

 

[ChrisIsGay]

Whatever happened to Chris, he deserved it.

 

[Swirling weeb]

Reality will always catch up to you

 

[taintmisbehavin]

My best guess on the situation is that the hospital thinks it's done its job, but Chris' status will probably not be up for review until the July hearing. I doubt they will move it up, but I could be wrong.



This is a very interesting hypothesis. It's definitely possible.

Regarding keeping Chris away from 14BC, that would be part of a misdemeanor plea agreement but it would not be enforceable. The issue is that he's already going to have served an entire year, so they can't really force him to behave with the penalty being a suspended sentence beyond 3 days assuming he's released the day of his next hearing.

A plea agreement with something enforceable would require a felony conviction.

Barb and Barb's family could still get a restraining/no contact order, depending on who is in charge of Barb's affairs right now.

EDIT: Another option would be a deferred disposition agreement, where he could be required to stay away from 14BC and Barb for up to 10 years, in exchange for not being convicted of a felony. Recent legislation in Virginia allows for this for mentally ill/autistic people like Chris. However this would still have to happen in Circuit Court, not J&DR, as they'd be the only court that would be allowed to issue the deferred verdict at a felony level.



They're done with whatever they set out to do. Further treatment can happen at the jail now (probably just a regimen of meds and occasional consultation with psychiatrist)



He used AXE shampoo in the past.



Imagine living in your happy fantasy world and suddenly having to face the reality of all the horrible things you've done. =(



My best guess is that he will be allowed letters again. I bet he'd be really happy to hear from Kim Wilson!

I would assume beyond maybe giving him a prescription for whatever drug they invariably put him on, the hospital probably is done with him for the time being. The jail is under no obligation to continue a treatment plan, and honestly even the drug thing is optimistic because of jails’ track record with mental health issues.

I would assume with the type of facility it was, they got him to the baseline awareness he needed for his trial and booted him right back to the clink.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I would assume beyond maybe giving him a prescription for whatever drug they invariably put him on, the hospital probably is done with him for the time being. The jail is under no obligation to continue a treatment plan, and honestly even the drug thing is optimistic because of jails’ track record with mental health issues.

I would assume with the type of facility it was, they got him to the baseline awareness he needed for his trial and booted him right back to the clink.

If the hospital put him on a regimen the jail will absolutely administer his medication to him, it will be on chris to continue treatment when he gets out however. The jail he is in passes out prescription drugs twice a day, after breakfast and dinner.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Man this isn't even funny or interesting, its just sad, he looks like he just got out of a warzone and like he's slowly being dragged out of his fantasy land, I hate to pity the guy but I can't help it. On the other hand, seeing how he's slimmed down, fuck maybe prison has helped, at least a little, no way Chris could ever achieve that on his own.

I mean I would feel pity too but this has been a just punishment for his crimes.

 

[GypsyBard]

I fixed the mugshot. Everything is fine. Chris is having fun.View attachment 3247191

You sir are a comedic genius

 

[Spez]

Personal Headcanon is that Chris upset the Prison Guards and got sent offsite and tortured as punishment and to set an example to the other prisoners, hence why he looks absolutely broken in the mugshot.