May 3, 2022 - Chris returned to CVRJ

[Duke Nukem]

To get 700lbs requires a competent enabler; something Chris will (fortunately) never have.

If the zombies come, they will indeed feast like kings if they ever hit up a TLC film set. At one of my jobs, I once had to assist with moving an 800 lb. guy and it was definitely a Herculean task even though the bed was on wheels.

I can imagine Chris could have possibly gone that way if he could afford McDonald's for every meal.

It seems strange that every lolcow tends to end up better looking after a stint in jail or two. Even Nick Bate looks less unsanitary despite being a scat munching pedopoop loony.

 

[AnOminous]

The only thing that hurts Chris about this (probably) is not having access to his crap.

His crap that is probably now in a landfill as Barb tries to figure out how to get into long-term care.

 

[AnOminous]

Look how dejected, worn down he looks. Compare it how he looked before. This is what (((they))) do. Let the motherfucker out in peace. Don't hurt him anymore you cheap "doctors".

No, fuck off with that bullshit. They should hurt him even more.

 

[GypsyBard]

So any speculation on what will be in his first
BACK TO JAIL OF FAIL COMMUNICATION

 

[Ishtar]

Someone should call the county court and demand to make the trial open to the public. I want my content dammit. I want to see the fat repulsive troon screech before the world about being video game female Jesus sonic. '

I want to see the creature gagged, beaten and then tossed into the dirt.

Ruckersville and the state of Virginia are doing a disservice to the global public by not making Chris Chan a spectacle on livestream. The sheer audacity to not broadcast the proceedings live is literally worse than the Holocaust.

I want my content.

 

[Undersideofcwcspillow]

Are you retarded?
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Chris is fat. He isn't any fatter than most unhealthy, low income losers. Consider his lack of muscle, he is maybe 240 or 250.

He drinks soda. Sure. 150g of sugar a day is bad.

But it isn't "eat an entire share size bag of sour patch kids, a bag of twizzlers, 10 sodas, sweet tea, some donuts, AND mcdonalds" every single day bad.

When I say Chris doesn't eat a fuckton of sugar and that his preference seems to be for high carb, fatty foods like McDonald's, I mean he doesn't eat an excessive amount of sugar like I described. The people who you see develop diabetes or CHD eat that much sugar every single day. Multiple full size bags of candy a day. Dozens of sodas a day. Plus fast food.

You can hate Chris all you want. He deserves to be hated. But don't just make shit up about him that's false. We know what his diet was, and it wasn't "My 800lb Life" levels of bad.

 

[redcent]

I doubt he's lost his merge delusion. Psych hospitals aren't magic wands that change people's beliefs to what the masses think are odd. The just want him to be competent for trial, and not a threat to himself or others.

Case in point: his hair is long still, but he had access to a barber or something enough to keep well shaved. I think he still thinks he's a goddess of some sort. Or at least a "female soul" or whatever. We won't know for sure though until next letter (if there is one)

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Chris is fat. He isn't any fatter than most unhealthy, low income losers. Consider his lack of muscle, he is maybe 240 or 250.

He drinks soda. Sure. 150g of sugar a day is bad.

But it isn't "eat an entire share size bag of sour patch kids, a bag of twizzlers, 10 sodas, sweet tea, some donuts, AND mcdonalds" every single day bad.

When I say Chris doesn't eat a fuckton of sugar and that his preference seems to be for high carb, fatty foods like McDonald's, I mean he doesn't eat an excessive amount of sugar like I described. The people who you see develop diabetes or CHD eat that much sugar every single day. Multiple full size bags of candy a day. Dozens of sodas a day. Plus fast food.

You can hate Chris all you want. He deserves to be hated. But don't just make shit up about him that's false. We know what his diet was, and it wasn't "My 800lb Life" levels of bad.

dude, the guy is surrounded by empty soda bottles in like every video, he funded his entire music library by redeeming coke rewards. He regularly "hydrated" with mcdonald's sweet tea, posted numerous times about the candy and icecream he was eating, "reviewed" candy, and regularly ate chocolate candy. He didn't have a single soda a day, he had several. On top of eating garbage.

 

[Ophelia]

Well this is a strange turn of fates. Chris back in the clink. As stated before guess he's sane enough.

This isn’t strange.

we all laughed up till he went on run he was gonna fuck up and die behind bars. No one expected this. Hell, until null dropped the stuff I don't think any one did expect this.

I’ve only been around here since 2015 or so (I lurked for a long time), but there were always people predicting Chris would incest Barb and/or end up in jail. His total disregard for rules that inconvenience him made it inevitable. A lot of people expected this.

I’m sure having someone running around long term with “I’m better than you because I’m Jesus” wasn’t pleasant for anybody there.

It’s normal for everybody there. Chris was not the only person in the hospital making that claim.

Can’t do that shit in the USA or you’ll eventually get tarred and feathered then run off by people with pitchforks and torches.

Visit any US city with a homeless encampment. Meet five Jesuses and two Abraham Lincolns.

So any speculation on what will be in his first
BACK TO JAIL OF FAIL COMMUNICATION

“I’m Jesus amongwhich the hospital food was NOT GOOD. 1 out of 5 stars send money.”

I doubt he's lost his merge delusion.

If he ever had one, we don’t know if he was there to lose it.

Case in point: his hair is long still, but he had access to a barber or something enough to keep well shaved. I think he still thinks he's a goddess of some sort. Or at least a "female soul" or whatever.

Anyone hoping for a medical professional to even try to talk Chris out of being trans is in for disappointment. They just don’t do that. Even if Chris told a psychiatrist that he was unhappy being trans, rather than try to de-trans him, the doctor would try to help him come to terms with being trans and happy about it. That is what they do now. Chris would have to want to not be trans and seek out a religious therapist somewhere it’s legal. This is 2022.

 

[Ken_Penders69]

do you think the mental hospital beat the dimensional merge and "im jesus!" shit outta him or do you think he still believes all that bullshit?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Someone should call the county court and demand to make the trial open to the public. I want my content dammit. I want to see the fat repulsive troon screech before the world about being video game female Jesus sonic. '

I want to see the creature gagged, beaten and then tossed into the dirt.

Ruckersville and the state of Virginia are doing a disservice to the global public by not making Chris Chan a spectacle on livestream. The sheer audacity to not broadcast the proceedings live is literally worse than the Holocaust.

I want my content.

Well the only chance that could happen is if Chris' charges are upgraded to a felony. If he is still on a misdemeanor charge at least we can get the homeless saga unless somehow he's let back into 14BC

 

[BobJones997]

Chris is fat. He isn't any fatter than most unhealthy, low income losers. Consider his lack of muscle, he is maybe 240 or 250.

He drinks soda. Sure. 150g of sugar a day is bad.

But it isn't "eat an entire share size bag of sour patch kids, a bag of twizzlers, 10 sodas, sweet tea, some donuts, AND mcdonalds" every single day bad.

When I say Chris doesn't eat a fuckton of sugar and that his preference seems to be for high carb, fatty foods like McDonald's, I mean he doesn't eat an excessive amount of sugar like I described. The people who you see develop diabetes or CHD eat that much sugar every single day. Multiple full size bags of candy a day. Dozens of sodas a day. Plus fast food.

You can hate Chris all you want. He deserves to be hated. But don't just make shit up about him that's false. We know what his diet was, and it wasn't "My 800lb Life" levels of bad.

His diet is pretty bad dude, it's not as bad as say Amberlynn Reid, but it's still far from healthy and he could definitely develop health problems later down the line if he doesn't make changes. The fact that he was on lipitor in his 20s should be alarming.

 

[Undersideofcwcspillow]

dude, the guy is surrounded by empty soda bottles in like every video, he funded his entire music library by redeeming coke rewards. He regularly "hydrated" with mcdonald's sweet tea, posted numerous times about the candy and icecream he was eating, "reviewed" candy, and regularly ate chocolate candy. He didn't have a single soda a day, he had several. On top of eating garbage.

Again, drinking several sodas a day and eating occassional candy isn't going to kill Chris.

I've tried to explain this but you guys don't seem to get the difference between "drinks soda and eats candy every day, while walking around the house/the store/whatever" and "eats several full size bags of candy, fast food, and a weeks worth of soda in one day while remaining seated or supine for the majority of the day, every day."

Chris's diet was shit. It wasn't good for him. But to pretend it was anywhere near as bad as morbidly obese fat fucks who will die before they're 40 is just blatantly wrong.

You can keep pretending Chris ate that much candy and drank that much soda, but it won't make it true.

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

Not true!

Some just get off on the idea of being a woman:
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What the fuck does that third panel even mean?

 

[Raiken]

Are you retarded?
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God damn i Remember that quin was tricking him into drinking soy sause on everything and even just straight up drink it.

 

[Alpha Kennybody]

Top picture:
"Hmm... They may think they have me on board for the prisoning... But I've seen enough adult swim to know an insanity plea is all it takes to come out on top!"
9 months later
Lower picture:
"... I think I might be going to prison."

Harvey Birdman attorney at law won't return his calls

 

[Doctor of Autism]

His diet is pretty bad dude, it's not as bad as say Amberlynn Reid, but it's still far from healthy and he could definitely develop health problems later down the line if he doesn't make changes. The fact that he was on lipitor in his 20s should be alarming.

Chris' diet is perfectly healthy, he shoves vegetables down his throat! What more do you want?

 

[Dr. John H. Watson]

Wait, what do you think Chris did back in February? All sources say he just got a continuance. Did he make an outburst in front of the judge, or flatly reject a plea deal?

In the months before the February hearing, Heilberg and the prosecutor worked to hammer out a plea deal. Since Heilberg is an experienced defense attorney who has likely represented slow-in-the-minds before, he takes pains to ensure Chris understands the situation and fully agrees to the deal. Chris could have been honest and told Heilberg that permanent separation from 14BC and Barb were red lines for him, but he lies and says he agrees to the deal instead.

On the day of the hearing, Heilberg and the prosecutor enter the court confident that Chris will accept the deal and that they just need to make it official in front of the judge. During the hearing, Chris states that he didn't fully agree to the deal and possibly attempts to negotiate in a fashion similar to what is documented in the CWCki. Ultimately, it's the reveal of Chris's lies to his defense attorney that gets him sent off for a competency evaluation, not rejecting the deal or outbursts. The court then ends the hearing with a continuance.

The act of lying to one's own attorney is a blend of retarded, deceptive, and counterproductive that is typical of Chris. Getting sent off to a mental hospital because of a giant tard tantrum just feels too bland in comparison.

 

[Dr. John H. Watson]

So any speculation on what will be in his first
BACK TO JAIL OF FAIL COMMUNICATION

My guess is he will decry Heilberg in a way similar to how he denounced Null in this letter. Even if I am wrong about the events of the February hearing, there is a strong likelihood Heilberg requested or approved Chris's trip to the mental hospital, and I doubt Chris appreciated it.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

What the fuck does that third panel even mean?

I think it‘s Blake telling Chris he heard he was a trans woman now but he’s surprised with how hot and sexy he actually is, basically Chris being delusional with his autogynephilia.

In the months before the February hearing, Heilberg and the prosecutor worked to hammer out a plea deal. Since Heilberg is an experienced defense attorney who has likely represented slow-in-the-minds before, he takes pains to ensure Chris understands the situation and fully agrees to the deal. Chris could have been honest and told Heilberg that permanent separation from 14BC and Barb were red lines for him, but he lies and says he agrees to the deal instead.

On the day of the hearing, Heilberg and the prosecutor enter the court confident that Chris will accept the deal and that they just need to make it official in front of the judge. During the hearing, Chris states that he didn't fully agree to the deal and possibly attempts to negotiate in a fashion similar to what is documented in the CWCki. Ultimately, it's the reveal of Chris's lies to his defense attorney that gets him sent off for a competency evaluation, not rejecting the deal or outbursts. The court then ends the hearing with a continuance.

The act of lying to one's own attorney is a blend of retarded, deceptive, and counterproductive that is typical of Chris. Getting sent off to a mental hospital because of a giant tard tantrum just feels too bland in comparison.

I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s a mix of those, Chris insisting it wasn’t sex but healing as well as him yelling dumb retorts back at the judge since Barb isn’t there to stop him this time.