May 3, 2022 - Chris returned to CVRJ

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I wonder if he's been placed on suicide watch?

If they thought he was suicidal he wouldn't have been transferred back to jail. Honestly, I think people are looking too far into the AI upscaled photoshop of chris' mugshot. He's legit just sad because he's not with his toys. Guaranteed he's still reciting his "get me back to my temple and my toys" prayer, and just as crazy as ever. He might not draw sonichu again, but only because he'll be obsessed with his jesus larp. When we get the first ween letter, 100% he'll be regular old crazy chris. If history has showed us anything, it's that Chris will never learn a lesson, and will always double down on stupid.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

When we get the first ween letter, 100% he'll be regular old crazy chris. If history has showed us anything, it's that Chris will never learn a lesson, and will always double down on stupid.

I don't doubt you, but if Chris was given the ultimatum "stop with the Jesus crap or go back." I would think Chris would be genuinely petrified and finally learn something.

 

[TayandYou]

Our hero returns, and he does not look happy.

My guess is they gave him enough meds that Sonichu wasn't talking to him anymore.

Personally I don't think he made some dramatic outburst in court, odds are his little vacation was probably something much more mundane. In Chris's previous court experiences he knew enough to shut the fuck up and let his lawyer handle things, also contrary to popular belief he didn't freak out and demand his legos "now now now now!" during his first court appearance, he clarified in a letter that he was inquiring if the stuff he left in the motel would be collected and sent back home.

Chris left to his own devices is often quite boring, he doesn't have that many chimpouts unless it's about ponies, sonic.

If they thought he was suicidal he wouldn't have been transferred back to jail. Honestly, I think people are looking too far into the AI upscaled photoshop of chris' mugshot. He's legit just sad because he's not with his toys. Guaranteed he's still reciting his "get me back to my temple and my toys" prayer, and just as crazy as ever. He might not draw sonichu again, but only because he'll be obsessed with his jesus larp. When we get the first ween letter, 100% he'll be regular old crazy chris. If history has showed us anything, it's that Chris will never learn a lesson, and will always double down on stupid.

I agree, it's most likely nothing, people are looking too much into the one mugshot. Chris frowns all the time, could be anything from him getting upgraded to a felony to the shirt being itchy.

 

[chaotic_socket]

Chris sure does love his stripes...
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[Blue Miaplacidus]

I agree, it's most likely nothing, people are looking too much into the one mugshot. Chris frowns all the time, could be anything from him getting upgraded to a felony to the shirt being itchy.

Plus he already expressed he believes whole heartedly fucking his mother was good for her and healed her while increasing her life span. There's no changing that belief, he will never think he did something wrong no matter who tells him what he did was disgusting and despicable. He will blame "the haters" for "causing drama". Even if he did have a small moment of clarity, as soon as he gets into contact with faggots he will do the usual chris chan thing and screen all of his communications. He will throw away any letter that challenges his mental narrative and only engage with the weens who enforce his jesus larp and dindu-nuffin-wrong-letters.

 

[Trugrade]

Chris sure does love his stripes...
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It’s a damn shame, really. With the right people in his life to really cut that damn internet and guide him. Wasn’t even a bad looking guy, he could have genuinely lived a fairly normal existence.

 

[Pappy Striderite]

If Chris is to be believed, then him developing kidney stones were true.

he had UTIs because he 'tucked' by stuffing his dick in his ass and shitting on it all day.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

It’s a damn shame, really. With the right people in his life to really cut that damn internet and guide him. Wasn’t even a bad looking guy, he could have genuinely lived a fairly normal existence.

Yeah, but then what fun would he be?

Minus the incest, of course.

 

[Floralfeline]

he had UTIs because he 'tucked' by stuffing his dick in his ass and shitting on it all day.

.....Really?

 

[Trugrade]

Yeah, but then what fun would he be?

Minus the incest, of course.

I’m rather happy with this timeline as well. I always wanted to watch a retard fuck his PS3

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

.....Really?

He legit did the loopback.goatse.cx meme and would stretch his dick out and put it into his own asshole. He claimed this more than once. When he wasn't shoving his crooked duck up his own rectum, he tucked it between his ass and wore feminine pads and pantyhose. Not a good idea for a tard who when he isn't pissing on a towel on his floor regularly shits himself and keeps a piss filled tampax strapped to his junk.

 

[RodgerDodger]

I think I totally misread the long continuance and sending Chris off to the psych ward. I thought they were doing all this to help him and come up with some sort of long term plan for his care. Instead, I think they just wanted to shut him up by filling him full of psychotropic drugs so he wouldn't be annoying at the trial. Chris looks like he's got a hundred yard stare. No more visions of sugarplums dancing through his head. He is dead inside. In this condition, they can run the trial through fast and send him off to prison to sit on his bunk drooling all day. When they finally let him out, his brain will be mush. He'll be ejected onto the street and will be just another brain addled homeless person.

No, what you just described is pretty much the natural trajectory of the train wreck that is Chris. They don't send you from jail to 60 days in State Psych while you have charges pending, so they can come up with a caring and compassionate long term treatment and housing plan for you. They send you to get you to stop flinging poo like an autistic chimpanzee in court. Once they have succesfully neutralized or lobotomized the poo flinging its right back to jail and the Judge.

Just to remind all Chris Fucked his Elderly Mother. This isn't an episode of Mattlock. The State will never view this with compassion or understanding. The claims of "consensual" or "she wanted it" will fall on deaf ears because Chris was the primary caregiver to his elderly Mom. The Prosecutor will not give a shit about what happens to Chris beyond insuring he cant fuck any more old ladies or disabled people.

Christory ends in homelessness. A wandering street weirdo to be murdered by a junkie hobo for his shoes. Because that's how the real world works for shit like Chris. There are no magical group homes or halfway houses that will take something like him in. He's fucked no matter what happens going forward. Because he stuck his dick in his own elderly mother. You cant walk that shit back.

 

[Angel Dust]

He legit did the loopback.goatse.cx meme and would stretch his dick out and put it into his own asshole. He claimed this more than once. When he wasn't shoving his crooked duck up his own rectum, he tucked it between his ass and wore feminine pads and pantyhose. Not a good idea for a tard who when he isn't pissing on a towel on his floor regularly shits himself and keeps a piss filled tampax strapped to his junk.

What a way to kick off my weekend by reading this post...

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

He legit did the loopback.goatse.cx meme and would stretch his dick out and put it into his own asshole. He claimed this more than once. When he wasn't shoving his crooked duck up his own rectum, he tucked it between his ass and wore feminine pads and pantyhose. Not a good idea for a tard who when he isn't pissing on a towel on his floor regularly shits himself and keeps a piss filled tampax strapped to his junk.

There's no way it actually got into his butt. but I do believe his gooch is so toxic it would have given him a UTI

 

[Floralfeline]

He legit did the loopback.goatse.cx meme and would stretch his dick out and put it into his own asshole. He claimed this more than once. When he wasn't shoving his crooked duck up his own rectum, he tucked it between his ass and wore feminine pads and pantyhose. Not a good idea for a tard who when he isn't pissing on a towel on his floor regularly shits himself and keeps a piss filled tampax strapped to his junk.

I didn't know he did this. I completely missed this. I wish I never knew this.

 

[Ass Johnson]

He legit did the loopback.goatse.cx meme and would stretch his dick out and put it into his own asshole. He claimed this more than once. When he wasn't shoving his crooked duck up his own rectum, he tucked it between his ass and wore feminine pads and pantyhose. Not a good idea for a tard who when he isn't pissing on a towel on his floor regularly shits himself and keeps a piss filled tampax strapped to his junk.

This is very on brand for Chris.

 

[moocow]

I don't doubt you, but if Chris was given the ultimatum "stop with the Jesus crap or go back." I would think Chris would be genuinely petrified and finally learn something.

One of the defining features of weapons-grade autism is having what amounts to a "read-only" mind. Even high-functioning autists have learning disabilities, but the hardcore tards have real problems assimilating any new information -- especially when it's information they don't like and that disagrees with their world view.

Chris has repeatedly demonstrated that being told point-blank that something he's done is wrong, bad, terrible, immoral, illegal, forbidden, unpleasant, unattractive, mean, cruel, nasty, inappropriate, or whatever has zero effect on his behavior. Even being thrown in jail hasn't done it in the past. He simply does not care, and it could be argued he not only doesn't understand, but might even lack the capacity to ever understand. He's legitimately the kind of person who needs long-term supervised care in a group home, as much for society's safety as for his.

 

[Pappy Striderite]

That with their financial problems caused Barb to shrink with her meal replacement shakes. I never found out the brand of meal replacement to see if it was Chris saving money or Barb spending more.

sometimes insurance will pay for generic "Ensure". if they swung that, then chris could get her down to one meal a day. AND that one meal a day could be easily gotten from services like Meals On Wheels.

if not, chris was definitely not saving money by buying her nutrition shakes. that shit costs alot if you're using it to completely replace real food, calorie for calorie.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

sometimes insurance will pay for generic "Ensure". if they swung that, then chris could get her down to one meal a day. AND that one meal a day could be easily gotten from services like Meals On Wheels.

if not, chris was definitely not saving money by buying her nutrition shakes. that shit costs alot if you're using it to completely replace real food, calorie for calorie.

Chris has a nutritious shake for her alright. It's all free, all natural, and tastes great when you eat pineapple.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Chris has a nutritious shake for her alright. It's all free, all natural, and tastes great when you eat pineapple.

I'm so writing a 20,000 word fanfic called "Wheeling and Dealing".