Meeting trannies at work

[PeachDream]

I've seen semi-recent pictures of her recently and she's taken on the fuck boy persona most FtM trannies do with possibly the worst hygiene I've ever seen on an individual, I suppose that makes her feel more manly? No idea.

I know a pooner or two and yeah for some reason they will wear like basketball shorts and hawaiian tees all the time with a little pube-stache. No man I know looks like that.
I mean then again even if they did get the clothing and grooming down, they'd still be wide-hipped and 5'2" so why even try?

To get a case of water you'd need to mark it down with a scangun. One day we were out of water and I went up to one of the guys inside and asked about the scangun, he didn't have it. I told that guy "I'll just ask him" him, being the other long haired dude with a caveman brow and these shitty budding tits, so I approached him and he was just silent, I asked him about the gun and he made a gun motion at his own head.

Your grocery store didn't have water fountains?

 

[SwanSwanson]

Your grocery store didn't have water fountains?

It's a home depot and no it didn't have a water fountain

 

[Procrastinhater]

No, but I am a woman. That's very scary.

That actually makes sense in a way. A lot of more insecure Troons are nervous of women because you make them feel inadequate. A dude goes through all the trouble of picking out his best cute spinny skirt, he does his voice training so he sounds like a bizzaro world Roger Rabbit side character, he wears his Party City wig, and then finds himself completely mogged and outstaged by a real women simply by her even existing. The more aggresive AGP's that hate women will try to get back at females for that feeling of inadequacy, but the insecure neurotic ones will just avoid at all costs.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

A couple years ago we hired a "non-binary" dipshit for some reason even after this clown went through 7 employers in 7 years. He proceeded to do a shitty, half-assed job on everything and abuse PTO time for various things. I'm talking work so shoddy it was honestly insulting and completely worthless. Surprisingly, when this became known and I think he felt the axe on his neck, he decided to troon out and wanted us to call him by a truly retarded name.

He was fired a couple months later for flat-out falsifying timesheets and lying about it. Turns out the troon shield doesn't really work when you commit fraud against your employer.

No interest in looking him up to see where he is now, hopefully dead TBH.

 

[Grub]

Never really had to work around troons. There was a time recently working on a house under renovations there was a bunch of people on site and I wasn't really paying attention to many of them l. I caught this ugly looking older woman in a fancy looking jacket walking around out of the corner of my eye and didn't really think much of it. The customer and some of their family and friends and neighbours and stuff were around. Sometime later I come around the corner and there's the 'older lady' with a drill in 'her' hand and 'she' was in fact a fat old bald dude with a wig on. I ended up asking him where something was at some point but otherwise didn't have to interact with him in any way. I'm not sure who he was or why he was there. I think he was someone the owner or general contractor knew possibly. The jobsite was a bit janky in general.

 

[Sneefy]

I know a pooner or two and yeah for some reason they will wear like basketball shorts and hawaiian tees all the time with a little pube-stache. No man I know looks like that.
I mean then again even if they did get the clothing and grooming down, they'd still be wide-hipped and 5'2" so why even try?

Your grocery store didn't have water fountains?

She had quite a bottom heavy feminine physique so her hips were wide enough to notice in any clothing but she would usually complain about her breasts which were ironically not as noticeable.

 

[Sneefy]

Literally nobody is trans. It is impossible to be anything other than the sex you were born.

Troons are their own faction, when I refer to "real trans" I mean the kind that would do physical harm to you in the name of their own retarded identity. A distinction needs to be made between a salvageable, skeptical, newly groomed troon and the one that's already dug their trench. Were she not in my extremely pos country, she may have gotten actual help from a rational therapist.

 

[beautiful person]

I went with a client to this art fair thing pretty recently. One of the vendors was this interracial pair of pooners selling crystals. The white one was wearing the typical pooner uniform of cargo shorts and backwards baseball cap. I didn't realize at first that the brown one wasn't just a dykey lesbian until I saw her whispy PCOS underchin fuzz. They were still setting up their booth (we were there fairly early), the white one asks the brown one to hand her something, and then says, "thanks, baby" in the froggiest pooner voice ever. The "baby" part seemed so corny and forced, like 'this is how men talk, right?'

It was such a brief non-interaction for me (I gently redirected my client to a different booth before they could talk to us), but it was still packed with a lot of amusing little details.

I think I saw an MTF troon at the same festival, but there's a slight chance that it was just an ugly retarded woman wearing a mask outside.

while there are free rides in this world, you don't want to take them.

Sage advice!

There was another who I suspected to be a pooner because his hips are strangely wide, but changed my mind after getting a closer look. I don't know what's exactly wrong with him.

I already always felt bad for pear-shaped males because that's like the most feminine body type you can have, but now I feel even worse for them because people probably think they're pooners.

 

[He's FAT!]

Never had to worry about it. Even if my company interviewed those people to hire them, they never seemed to make the cut.

If by some unfortunate circumstance these people end up in your workplace, same rule applies to any undesirable colleague: just be very unhelpful and communicate minimally. If you have any clout or perform an important role that your company can't function without, simply tell your manager you're going to quit because of them. That other person will be asked to leave very quick.

 

[ShiftyBoi]

There's one customer I think is a ftm that comes into my job a lot, almost every other week or so. It's hard to explain there's just something weird about them, their voice is really feminine but they have like a bushy chinstrap beard. They're also very short and have beady eyes. Puffy cheeks too. Either way I don't bother them and I'm always friendly, because I don't usually enjoy being outwardly mean to people, plus they're a customer I can't ignore them. At the very least they aren't unpleasant and keep to themselves.

just be very unhelpful and communicate minimally. If you have any clout or perform an important role that your company can't function without, simply tell your manager you're going to quit because of them

This seems unnecessary to me unless the person is really shit at their job or being a creep or a nuisance. Plus I mean...you just don't like em I don't think it's fair to use your position at your job against them.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

There are actually people in this thread who to greeted a tranny at work by shaking their hand, rather than violently projectile vomiting over them in undisguised disgust, like Maggie from Little Britain.

Smh.

 

[Bucephalus]

Anyways this is a story I heard from a friend this dude and his coworkers were having a conversation, one guy says "wow he must have balls of steel" and this pooner said "Well if it means anything mine are made of silicone!"

 

[Clotso Coof]

I had to take a budget airline flight, and they had a young pooner gate agent. The flight was delayed and a few other things, so the pooner had to make about 5 different announcements over the loud speaker with her hilarious frog voice. Excellent entertainment in a boring airport.

The pooner seemed good at her job, though. She was also the only airport employee in sight who wasn't morbidly obese.

this clown went through 7 employers in 7 years

That's been my experience with troons and pooners. They get more and more erratic, get fired or quit, then go through tons of jobs.

Eventually, most give up on employment entirely and claim to be disabled. Some eventually get disability payments for the crazy, but others just living off their relatives forever while complaining that they've been denied disability money.

good reminder to me that while there are free rides in this world, you don't want to take them

What a great quote!

 

[GloriousScarf]

I work with three of them (possibly four).

- One is your standard issue gross fat AGP who almost never changes his clothes and has that blank autist stare and everytime I see him in the women's bathroom he has the AGP smirk plastered on his face.
- Two just seems to have changed his name to a woman's name. He is as tall as a giraffe and has made no other effort.
- I'll give props to three, he actually seems to be trying and I see him using the disabled bathrooms instead of the women's.

The possible forth is a maybe pooner who I am on the fence about. FtM tend to pass better as the T can really do a number. When I first saw this one, it did set off unconscious bells, there is not something quite on the level about "him". I need to hear his voice to confirm.

 

[Neko GF]

I've encountered 2 troons in the workplace.

One was balling his eyes out due to someone (not sure if it was their supervisor or another co-worker) making troonphobic remarks. He was one of those massive hulking troons, built like an NFL linebacker. Didn't take care of his appearance at all, had dead un-washed hair. His front teeth stood out a lot. He kinda looked this but more manish-

Thankfully he was only around for 2 days and I never had to interact with him.


The other one was on the same team as me so I saw him a lot. Looked like a very stereotypical neckbeard and if wasn't for an email I got during training, I wouldn't thought he was a troon. He made virtually no-effort to look female outside of tying his hair up. Got "misgendered" by instructors and customers multiple times. Eventually left a couple of months (don't entirely know why). Was probably the most miserable person I've ever met.

 

[sheepworldvizor]

Closest I got was having to email a he/him pooner in a traditionally female role.

I refused to use her name so at no point could the insufferable narc receive validation.

 

[BrightonAndHoveAlbion]

I've worked with two, a pooner who I didn't mind so much and a constant 5-o-clock shadow troon at a different company. The troon lived in a converted van he parked outside the warehouse, I had the misfortune of having to go wake him up for his night shift one time and the inside smelled truly awful. Never kept up with hygiene or anything (hazard from living in a van I suppose) but at least wasn't spergy about pronouns.

Spoke to him a few times but never really wanted to hang around too much because of the smell. Thankfully haven't had to cross any since.

 

[Squirrel Nutkin]

I work with an FTM and sadly it's a small team so I have to interact with "him" every day. The worst part was when she got the breast chop and all the women in the place were fawning all over and hyperventilating about how brave and amazing she was ... felt bad man. It's crazy too because she hates all the stuff the real guys like except for muh video games. I wish she would quit but it's a pretty good job for somebody in her position so I doubt she will.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I've recently done some online training for workplace harassment/discrimination/etc, and one of the ways wherein they describe a possible way to "harass" or "bully" others is intentional avoidance.

Yes, they think that intentionally avoiding conflict, avoiding people I know I will not be able to get along with, is "harassment."

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

I had an asshole retail manager at my first job: A chain-smoking, mean pentecostal prison guard who worked two full time jobs. He neglected his daughter I went to school with and she turned into a pooner, cutting her boobs off and wearing fluffy cuffs out in public.

I always avoid them if I'm out and about. It sucks because his daughter used to be a friend to me.

My second job I've worked with a heterosexual couple who was comprised of a half "muh stolen land" Injun retarded soybeard man and a fat White bitch who both turned " queer and nonbinary" after a few years. Luckily, we didn't work together anymore when they started doing that.

They were both insufferable libtards and moderately lazy, using excuses to not work many times. They both tacked on dumb, faggoty Tumblr esqe nicknames to their profiles around 2020. Now they're both polyamorous "pansexuals."

I told them how disappointed I am with them and deleted their contacts.