Meeting trannies at work

[unctuous mouthfeel]

I posted years ago about how we hired a new girl who told me she nonbinary and used they/them pronouns but she had a lady name and a lady aesthetic and she was actually a pretty wonderful person. She worked hard and could carry on a normal conversation and she even liked Harry Potter! She just was from somewhere where a straight white girl isn't worthy of consideration, I suppose.

Then we hired another girl who also claimed to be nonbinary and had the short hair backwards baseball cap and a stupid made up name, like "Bean" or whatever and everyone hated her ass including the OG girl. She was rude and lazy and pretty stupid.

Now I work adjacent to construction and everyone is just normal. I can't envision my bosses hiring a troon and there's certainly no way any of our clients ever will.

#Blessed

 

[Fapcop]

I got a new job and I’ve been going nuts trying to figure out if this one person is a pooner or not. I’m leaning towards actual male, but if they’re a pooner, they’re the best-passing one I’ve ever seen.

Marks for:
Red complexion
Short (maybe 5’3”)
Tiny hands
Somewhat froggy voice

Marks against:
Adam’s apple
pretty full beard

Either or:
Lots of gay tattoos like I mean literally “love is love” and pride flags and shit
Manlet attitude (napoleon complex?) swears a lot and is constantly like bruh bruh what bruh dude
Smells bad

So yeah I’m leaning towards actual male but a very shrimpy faggy one, trailer trashy with anger issues. It’s been known to happen.

I’m also sad because in my new position, I have the glorious potential to really, really, hardcore fuck over the trans clients, but I daren’t risk it until I can figure out a way to do so while keeping complete plausible deniability and/or it not being traced back to me. Nothing illegal or dangerous, just bureaucratic shit that could really ruin someone’s day. Alas, I care more right now about paying my bills and keeping this job, so that’s on the back burner. But I’ll be keeping it in mind for the future.

Eh… My guy, that pretty much sounds like a pooner.

Just ask. Something like: “So are you ok with they/them pronouns or she/her?” Or: “So are you stealth?”

That split second of poor, unadulterated pooner panic in her eyes will tell you all you need to know.

 

[TruffleSpark]

What drives me nuts about all this troon shit in the modern workforce is the fucking "me too!" nonbinary tards who latch onto it as something they can stab at everyone else who just wants to fucking work with.

We don't have any actual troons or poons but the minute the company was like "OK give us your pronouns if you want, if not don't" you had a few shit stirrers fucking cartwheel in and start sperging out about it (instead of like, I dunno, focusing on what we fucking PAY them to do).

The worst are the ones that refused to list whatever their current delusion is in their email/chat so you know how to "properly" address or refer to them, but invariably STILL try to ding you if you mix it up and misgender them (especially if it's like when they're not even fucking present, digging through chat logs and shit just looking for a hit of victim points).

Fucking PFP of a dude with a huge fuckoff beard, whining about being referred to as him instead of them when he doesn't clarify that in his listing. MOTHERFUCKER IF YOU WANT TO BE "THEY" PUT THAT SHIT IN YOUR TAGLINE.

Fucking histrionic faggots, the lot of them. Maybe get back to work? No one cares.

Gender Ideology has been a gift for crybullies everywhere. It's so easy to not tell people your pronouns and then play the victim when people don't know what they are.

 

[Terffals]

Eh… My guy, that pretty much sounds like a pooner.

Just ask. Something like: “So are you ok with they/them pronouns or she/her?” Or: “So are you stealth?”

That split second of poor, unadulterated pooner panic in her eyes will tell you all you need to know.

I feel like I missed that window by now, it would be too obvious I was messing with them, but after working with them more I think you’re right. Extremely tiny hands, narrow shoulders and when they took off their jacket they look kind of “hippy”. Also the rage. Man, the rage. Just being a total asshole in a way that if they were “presenting female” would get you called a bitch to your face. Just needlessly aggressive and angry about everything…kinda like someone taking testosterone would be. I’ve seemed to personally piss them off as well, I wonder if I’m being reverse-clocked as a terf.

I do talk about Harry Potter a lot.

Edit: the main thing throwing me off was the Adam’s apple but apparently that is one of the things that HRT can change the appearance of, at least according to google.

 

[Fapcop]

I feel like I missed that window by now, it would be too obvious I was messing with them, but after working with them more I think you’re right. Extremely tiny hands, narrow shoulders and when they took off their jacket they look kind of “hippy”. Also the rage. Man, the rage. Just being a total asshole in a way that if they were “presenting female” would get you called a bitch to your face. Just needlessly aggressive and angry about everything…kinda like someone taking testosterone would be. I’ve seemed to personally piss them off as well, I wonder if I’m being reverse-clocked as a terf.

I do talk about Harry Potter a lot.

Edit: the main thing throwing me off was the Adam’s apple but apparently that is one of the things that HRT can change the appearance of, at least according to google.

Try and make fun of her height:tiny hands, then you’ll know for sure.

A true and honest male is (usually) well versed in the kind of ribbing and shit talking men do to each other.

If it’s a pooner otoh, her reaction will be a huge tell.

 

[Otterly]

do talk about Harry Potter a lot.

Mention how much you love JKR or something

 

[Fapcop]

Mention how much you love JKR or something

Lol yes!

Nothing political though. Just how creative she is, the wonderful universe she created and gushing over how she came from nothing.

At some point the tranny/pooner will seethe about “Bu-but Muh trannies!”

At which point you just handwave it away with a “Oh, I don’t really care about politics!”

Trannies are used to hating on TERFs but if you really want to get under their skin, a reminder that normies just don’t care, is a critical hit.

 

[Terffals]

Try and make fun of her height:tiny hands, then you’ll know for sure.

A true and honest male is (usually) well versed in the kind of ribbing and shit talking men do to each other.

If it’s a pooner otoh, her reaction will be a huge tell.

Lol yes!

Nothing political though. Just how creative she is, the wonderful universe she created and gushing over how she came from nothing.

At some point the tranny/pooner will seethe about “Bu-but Muh trannies!”

At which point you just handwave it away with a “Oh, I don’t really care about politics!”

Trannies are used to hating on TERFs but if you really want to get under their skin, a reminder that normies just don’t care, is a critical hit.

Honestly, I ought to have trusted my gut. Found her Facebook and while she’s smart enough not to have any trans flags or obvious shirtless pics on her public page, her many, many MANY pooner friends are proudly baring their zippertits and showing off themselves injecting T etc. You’re just not friends with THAT many trannies unless you’re one yourself.

Man, it was honestly a goldmine for the pooner thread except that it would totally dox me in the process.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Lol yes!

Nothing political though. Just how creative she is, the wonderful universe she created and gushing over how she came from nothing.

At some point the tranny/pooner will seethe about “Bu-but Muh trannies!”

At which point you just handwave it away with a “Oh, I don’t really care about politics!”

Trannies are used to hating on TERFs but if you really want to get under their skin, a reminder that normies just don’t care, is a critical hit.

Another option would be a something like this

"Jesus Christ, I had a hell of a morning started the day off with morning wood you'd think they would end after your teenage years. I had to bend my hips down like this (make a bending motion), so I didn't piss on the toilet." Man will laugh pooner will awkwardly be like "Yeah that's awful".

 

[Twix Eatr]

Edit: the main thing throwing me off was the Adam’s apple but apparently that is one of the things that HRT can change the appearance of, at least according to google.

Girls do have Adam's apples, though. HRT will just make it noticeable, I suspect. It sounds like you've confirmed it now, but I was curious if their name was a dead giveaway. They're always named something stupid that wouldn't ever fit their time period: Finn or Bax or Huck or some shit. They always have cat names.

If you're Facebook friends, see if the oldest pictures have someone referencing them as another name. Or pics post-"transition" that a regular guy just wouldn't get, such as affirming that he's a man or displaying manliness.

 

[Fapcop]

Another option would be a something like this

"Jesus Christ, I had a hell of a morning started the day off with morning wood you'd think they would end after your teenage years. I had to bend my hips down like this (make a bending motion), so I didn't piss on the toilet." Man will laugh pooner will awkwardly be like "Yeah that's awful".

Morning wood: The final boss of pooners.

Girls do have Adam's apples, though. HRT will just make it noticeable, I suspect.

Always thought that “look at the Adam’s Apple!” Was weird advice.

If you really want to be a Grade A Transvestigator, look at the hands. (Shape and size of head is also a good indicator.)

Women ALWAYS have smaller hands and long, lovely, slender fingers.

Also this:



I hope you will find this useful, and am always available for inquiries and determining correct sex in edge cases.

Signed,

Fapcop
Chief Transvestigator First Class

 

[GuntOfTheLitter]

I briefly worked with a pooner. She was a massive dick, drove like a maniac, lied about completing jobs which fucked us with the customers later when they (justifiably) came at us pissed, and stole a bunch of tools when she quit. Real piece of work.

My most memorable interaction was the morning after Trump got shot at during that rally and she said she was pretty sure it was fake and that he was being shot at with a dartgun. I didn't really know what to say other than "You know people died right?"

 

[Chappell's Lost Earring]

I believe there is a pooner at my work. Not confirmed but it seems obvious to me. He is probably 5'3". His voice sounds like a lesbian to me, deep enough to sound like a man if you don't think about it too hard but still feminine, which is what gave it away for me, along with his size. We don't work directly with each other, just in the same area. I guess a pooner isn't that bad if they aren't annoying. If it were a troon that would really make me uncomfortable. If I had to share a bathroom with some hulking hon or AGP fag, I would want never use the bathroom at work, so fingers crossed there's none hiding anywhere I haven't met yet.

 

[Frankly my dear]

I wrote my last encounter at work to the troon sightings -thread, didn't know there was a special work related one.
Anyway, saw a pooner I didn't know even worked at this place & she had facial tattoos. So this was the 2nd or 3rd one already (one case was unclear if really trans or just another kind of gender special/nerd).

 

[Izdaja Slika]

Morning wood: The final boss of pooners.



Always thought that “look at the Adam’s Apple!” Was weird advice.

If you really want to be a Grade A Transvestigator, look at the hands. (Shape and size of head is also a good indicator.)

Women ALWAYS have smaller hands and long, lovely, slender fingers.

Also this:

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I hope you will find this useful, and am always available for inquiries and determining correct sex in edge cases.

Signed,

Fapcop
Chief Transvestigator First Class

My 2D:4D digit ratio is so low, I'm legally required to put Masc4Masc on Grindr.

 

[Stevie Dicks]

I'm a teacher and have two trans coworkers. One is just a fat redheaded dude with a big beard who wears dresses, he uses they/them pronouns and has an ex-husband so I think he's just a gay dude who couldn't find pants in his size. He's not a terrible teacher (teachers college credit math) but he makes me laugh because he always looks like Homer Simpson in the episode where he gets really fat.

The other is FTM. Very young, bad at her job, insecure, didn't like her when we were all still calling her Bethany lol. She pooned out like a year ago on her husband and started 'mones immediately. This actually contributed to me peaking more than anything else, how the fuck could you give this clearly unstable woman access to hormones like it was nothing? I feel really bad for her very heterosexual-guy office worker husband, I met him at the Christmas party we had last December and they just clearly were from different worlds.

Spoiler: Mild chimp-out

The thing I hate the most about her is that she HATES our lovely math department head, who's one of those older, really friendly guys that everyone loves except for her. He's the kind of teacher that the kids all love, he will chat with you about sports, movies, or music, he's traveled all over the country and can tell you a story about anywhere, and he's just really damn good at teaching math. I am sperging about him because he was such a benevolent force when I started teaching, which is a shit job that employs a lot of shit people. And why does she hate him? He's like 70 so he fucks up her pronouns sometimes. So nothing he says is right. He calls a student a "young African American" and she calls him racist because they prefer "black" now. He tells a Hispanic student to hand in his phone cuz he's talking to his girlfriend and she says he's racially profiling. He can't get some thembie students pronouns down so she escalates it to administration and tries to get him fired. I fucking hate her and her coven of handmaiden sub-40 teacher witches. They aren't even good at their jobs, they're all too insecure to deal with teenagers. Luckily, I think my veteran teacher friend has WAY more clout than her, but...I worry.

 

[Uncle Tom's Condo]

There was a dude tranny who used to work on the floor above for a different but related company. He'd come down and I'd do my level to avoid talking to his brick hon ass. After I left, my old company hired him and he managed to massively fuck up a bunch of ERISA-covered accounts and bombed some audits. He was summarily fired when all this came out and there was no recourse on his part because numbers don't like.

In a different job, I would shoot the breeze with a woman in the next office over and her boss refused to hire some applicant because the applicant was like 100% real woman who looked normal but identified as NB. The woman was so buttmad about it and claimed her boss was 'too old' to get gender. I nodded and laughed internally bc there was no point in arguing with a handmaiden that far gone.

My current job industry is like 95/5 liberal/conservative and the worst I've had to deal with is pronouns in email signatures. One really attractive woman I had to work with used that stupid she/they or they/her pronouns in her email signature; I forget which one but she got canned. lmao. And my boss has a made a few cracks on trannies when referencing past employees, so I think I'm pretty safe for now from the troon menace at work.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

I work in tech so there are a few troons around (though far fewer than you'd think, from all the DEI training about troons we have to do). Fortunately there are a lot more chinks, pajeets, paddies and polacks who don't give a fuck about troons, so I hang out with them. Funny how my friends group ends up being more "diverse" than the troons, who are invariably upper class straight white people.
The main troons related interaction I have is HR types and DEI trainers mistaking me for a pooner (I'm just a schlubby woman who works in tech) and asking me my pronouns and shit like that. It's fun to fuck with them by playing dumb and asking them what they mean. They always end up saying something wildly sexist or homophobic and I just feign offence and they get all flustered, it's great fun.

 

[Sandshrew]

I work in tech so there are a few troons around (though far fewer than you'd think, from all the DEI training about troons we have to do). Fortunately there are a lot more chinks, pajeets, paddies and polacks who don't give a fuck about troons, so I hang out with them. Funny how my friends group ends up being more "diverse" than the troons, who are invariably upper class straight white people.
The main troons related interaction I have is HR types and DEI trainers mistaking me for a pooner (I'm just a schlubby woman who works in tech) and asking me my pronouns and shit like that. It's fun to fuck with them by playing dumb and asking them what they mean. They always end up saying something wildly sexist or homophobic and I just feign offence and they get all flustered, it's great fun.

I know what you mean. I'm a woman with short hair, so I get they/them'd or asked for my pronouns quite a lot. And I do the same thing, "I'm a woman, couldn't you tell?" acting dumb so they embarrass themselves.

I get along with everyone pretty much in real-life, of any political affiliation, except trannies/handmaidens that cannot stop virtue-signal politisperging and making sure you agree with them on every opinion. In casual environments, I have a very openly offensive sense of humor that I refuse to tone down, so it usually gets them to avoid me anyway.

 

[ZsaZsaBinks]

At the grocery store I work at there used to be a cashier who looked like a stereotypical TIF: short, fat, shaved dyed hair. I don’t know if other people noticed, but I did. I didn’t say anything, though.