Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

Marshall Law vs. Super Thug: fight accepted (Archive)

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Is he gumming on a fat load of cum while talking? This isn’t ASMR, Marshall. I couldn’t bother to listen to the whole video, because like your previous one you take entirely too long to get to the point. The only thing terrifying about your “badassery” video is the lack of self awareness.
 
Seeing how Melinda bakes stuff that wouldn't be hard.
Oooh. Now THAT gives me an idea of a contest that I would love to compete with Melinda. Let's see who is better in the kitchen. And if there is meat in the dish you have to take it from the ground to the table. Not a timed contest necessarily. Some folks are slow pluckers and that shouldn't be a deterrent honestly. But the best family dish, using live poultry, to be judged by a panel of folks.

And then maybe a baking contest. That's where I really shine.

I'm down. Who wants some good food?
 
Baaahaha. You can't reference your own source? According to who? You're an idiot. It's called a "primary source".

My primary source proves you wrong, that's why you're too coward to touch it.

Firstly, this is not what a primary source is. A primary source is an original historical document. Your half-assed analysis was created thousands of years after the period it studies and is no source at all.

Secondly, citing yourself as an authority- especially when you give no one a reason to respect you- is essentially the dumbest thing you can do in an argument. It would be better- but still bad- if you quoted something relevant but still, you are making extra work for people that do not and have no reason to trust your judgement.

Lastly, your papers prove no one wrong. They don't prove anything. At all. They're little more than lists of snippets that you read as supporting your conclusions. Your reading comprehension is as we have previously discussed absolute shit, and your quoted bits rarely mean anything like you think they do.
 
Melinda, a research paper such as your own isn't even a primary source, at best its secondary, and even then, you have no credentials in any field except parks and rec that would make you a reliable source. Unless you have some sort of untold degree in theology, you're not a reliable source and will not be merited as such.
Theology is an area in which you don't need secular credentials to be knowledgeable and have understanding of the Scriptures. What a person needs to o understand the Scriptures is something only Elohim can give: ANNOINTING. You don't see Rebekah, Deborah, Yael, Huldah, and Isaiah's wife going to seminary to understand. They sought Elohim right where they were.

In fact, going to a Yeshiva or Seminary can actually ruin a person's ability to know Elohim. The indoctrination of oral traditions and falsehoods run deep in those places. They can become like weeds choking a plant trying to grow.


"All you who are thirsty, come to the water!
You without money, come, buy, and eat!
Yes, come! Buy wine and milk
without money — it’s free!
Why spend money for what isn’t food,
your wages for what doesn’t satisfy?
Listen carefully to me, and you will eat well,
you youl enjoy the fat of the land." (Isa. 55:1-2)

But if any kiwi's wish to help her out, I am sure the Walmart in Norton VA would love to have a crazy fake jewish redneck ranting at their customers in the checkout
I don't live in Wise County.

Secondly, a person with a Bachelor's degree would not be hired at Walmart. You would be denied on the basis of being "over qualified". It's a basic economic principle in the US: you can't be under qualified for a job and you also can't be over qualified.

My degree is for entry level management at recreational fascilities. I've been offered more than one managerial position at Resorts and State Parks which I chose to decline because my priority right now in this season of my life is homeschooling my children.


you have read her posts (very tough task, don't blame you for not), but every time I have accused her of being a welfare queen, she has really reeed hard. I think deep down she knows that she has made her life difficult. I think she also realized somewhere down the line that she has irreversibly fucked up her life. I think she is looking at the courts as a way to get enough money through some ridiculous reason in order to maybe get her life back on track. But in the front of her mind, she thinks she is righteous. She thinks she should be given more money and has twisted her religious beliefs into thinking that getting money off welfare is what YHWH wishes her to do. There is no amount of arguments she can lose here that will change her mind. The only thing that could happen would be CPS taking her kids, welfare kicking her off the program, and Marshall losing his ability to get a roof over his head for Melinda to realize she cr
👆👆👆narcissistic narrative and narcissistic preoccupation with fortune and fame. I'm also sensing some narcissistic projection now that it's come to everyone's knowledge that you did a bunch of gambling and criminal activity in your past that led you into financial disaster.

You are a lot like Karl_der_Grosse. You try to project your failures onto others. You should get therapy for that instead of trying to latch onto me - a stranger - to dump all your issues on.

Lol, all this time and you think I have any problem with choices I've made? Or you're a newcomer who didn't bother reading the thread?

Worth repeating myself?

I live with no regrets. I made decisions in my life according to my moral principles. I haven't fucked up anything in my life, I made choices and those have led me to be blessed. But I know you're a Goy who doesn't know right from wrong. You wouldn't know what blessed was, even if your very life depended on it.

You're a Goy, your worship the elohim of money and can't see anything outside of that worldview.





You see, there's one main difference between using tax dollars to send a child to public school and receiving welfare. One actually gives a child a proper education, the other gives no control of spending. One can prepare a child for an independent future and post-secondary education, the other is all up to the hands of the parents and guarantees nothing.
This is the United States of America. Government assistance comes without strings. If any of you don't like it, wrote Congress. Complaining to me is a waste of your time.

Never said you had to send your kids to public school. Also income taxes don't pay for public schools. The fact that they are at least working or contributing to society makes them a billion times better than you. But I am not surprised that even the lowest form of contributing to society causes you to go batshit crazy because every form of responsibility and having to give instead of just take makes you go batshit crazy.
This is where your lack of self awareness shows. I'm going to have fun with this one.

You can't figure out that those people have jobs at all BECAUSE someone else is watching their children in public school.

So now in all your hypocrisy and double standards of having an adult temper tantrum about socialism YOU'RE NOW SAYING that it's okay for people to "leech" tens of thousands of dollars off the government to send their children to public school in order to have someone watch their children so they can have a job! How the fuck do you think all those people with children got to work (at Walmart or wherever) without the use of public schools, which use BILLIONS of dollars of tax dollars annually?

So WHICH IS IT YOU DOUBLE TONGUED HYPOCRITE?!



I've literally never seen anyone fight so hard to make their life difficult for absolutely no good reason. Typically people who make their lives difficult on purpose do it because they are in pursuit of some longer term goal (being a professional fighter, soldier, doctor, engineer, lawyer, musician, entrepreneur). Melinda makes her life so crazily difficult for absolutely no reason whatsoever.
I've chosen the Narrow Path, difficulties included.

And anyways, worry about yourself. You let dogs on your sofa and sleep with dogs in your bed. Ew.



@TamarYaelBatYah can't do any better than Marshall. Bankruptcy documents show that she has no income and multiple children from multiple rednecks. She has so much debt to her name that no bank wants to deal with her getting a bank account because she will just overdraw her account and leave them as another IOU that they will never collect on. She has sued and harassed 2 landlords from her area and can never rent again (can't buy a home because you know, financial moron). She can't go to a shelter because CPS will keep getting called until she loses her kids. She can't go to a family member for help because she has burned those bridges by being a crazy cunt to them probably since she was 18. Her only chance of not sleeping in a stolen tent in the woods is to hope that convicted domestic abuser Marshall will let her stay with him. She can't do any better
You're an evil Goy trying to stick your neck out over an Israelite like Marshall?

Marshall is a better man than you and the fact that you think you're better than him - a lawless Goy - is comical.



I've been going pretty hard for five years straight, no real vacations. It should be a very good trip, with or without stopping in Virginia or whatever. Either way it'll be great. Long overdue.

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About this whole situation with marshall, sometimes I'm like "holy shit, I can be so immature!" It's true, I am. I accept it. You need to be able to laugh at yourself, you really do.

I know Null doesn't need me to fight for him, he has the good sense to not get involved with such tomfoolery. It is really, really stupid. I know this. Like I said though, could be one of my last chances to do something that I've always found quite exhilarating.

Taking down some abusive pieces of shit sounds like so much fun to me. Honestly, since she mentioned marshall and Null fighting, I've been holding back, just wanting to jump in. Every time I post one of these "let's just fight already" posts I expect a huge number of neg-rates, but I don't really feel like adding the immunizing "tophats pls" thing to the end.

If he accepts my offer, I'll win. If he doesn't accept my offer, I'll win. It's one of those life tricks, creating a situation where all outcomes will benefit you.

Can you imagine the fucking stress in that home right now? lol. She's about to get herself kicked out, I bet. God, what fucking losers.

I just hope they don't tear themselves to pieces before any of us gets a chance to drag them out over the fucking coals.

If you think you're man enough to step to Marshall, then put your walk where your talk is.

Marshall says he'll Livestream it.
I'll type up a Waiver for you to sign.

Make sure you bring some rags to clean your own blood up. I'm a woman, but don't assume I'm going to the clean up to get your Goy blood off the sidewalk for ya. You can clean your own blood off the sidewalk after you manage to regain use of your legs. Or bring another Troll friend to help wheel you off because after Marshall is done with you, you'll be bed ridden for days.


Btw Melinda, when are you going to get a job to start paying back all the welfare you have abused over the past 15+ years?
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The only account Marshall has ever given of one of his massive beatdown victories that sounds at all plausible is the one where he bragged about hitting someone from behind with a brick. It doesn't sound plausible because it actually happened, mind you, but because Marshall's physical stature (or lack thereof) and Marshall's cowardice combine to make it seem like something that Marshall would do, if he ever got the chance.
I'm witness to the fact that Marshall took down a man 6'2" who was a strong fighter. The guy physically attacked Marshall. He was Marshall's co-worker on California.

Marshall walked away with a nic in his eyelid. The other guy was bedridden for days and then quit his job because he was too injured to work.

Marshall's co-workers saw the build up between those 2 for days. After the other guy never came back to work, no one fucked with Marshall anymore.

I know the man who personally trained Marshall to fight. I'm not exaggerating to say that Marshall could kill an armed man with his bare hands. Because the training he got was private and was just that good. The man who trained him was looking for a younger man to pass his secrets onto. He saw Marshall's potential and invested in him.

What? You think I don't know these things about Marshall? A woman looks for skills like these in a man in a world like this.




I contracted Lupus from reading this post.

@TamarYaelBatYah
Seems as though your 'Heroic Husbando' is anything but that. All I have seen is you white knight your own self in this thread while he occasionally logs in to cheerlead. Now, granted, you have over one thousand pages so I can only skim but I think I had you pegged before I registered.

With the New Moon coming you should reflect upon what's more important for your 'tribe' aka family unit. Posting on 'The big bad evil Kiwi-Satans Website'(where the posters of faith with your same God know more about the faith and God than you do) OR spending time raising your tribe and teaching them how to prosper.

It's not too late to save some kids from your fate! Their chronic stupidity you have inflicted upon them can easily be healed by a good college or perhaps even an actual church service. I still cannot believe that you just use God as some big stick to hit people with, hell, using God alone is a blasphemy. I fear Sky Daddy enough to not use him to win all my arguments like a damn playground recess fight, and I technically blaspheme all the damn time. I fear for your children's safety as well, they need a mother, not some brat like you. Shouldn't you be decorating for Christmas like the rest of us capitalists? If you disagree with anything I've brought up you should quote me in your next post instead of trying to ignore me and get into some high ground moral debate with others. Since I'm just a person who named myself after a teaching bug brought to life by two different types of creators, (one of which is a lolcow like you but has actual fans even if it's more for irony reasons) I really do wanna hear what you come up with for me as my 'Great Sins'. So far seems like I hold more reasons to proclaim myself as perfect than you do. (Perfect is everything though so Idk why someone would want to be everything) So please do not hold back Melinda, I do wanna hear what ill you have to say of me for pointing out how spitefully you use a God of Forgiveness.

Or have Marshal do it so we can see him actually post instead of cry things into your shoulder for you to type.
You know, it's actually possible to do your job as a full time mom AND make leisure time for yourself as a mom

Who taught you otherwise?

I'd say, of all things I have witnessed on this thread about the way you people think, your concepts about women's leisure time are the most shocking!
I mean, we studied "male entitlement" theories with regard to leisure in my recreation classes, but this just opens my eyes to a whole other level!





Look upon him and tremble.
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Why are you so bothered by a Mexican man putting his seed in a white woman?

That's what I never understood about you white men. White men never accepted me because of my more ethnic/brunette looks and my personality not being like "regular" whites, but then every time I marry a Hispanic man, you get all racist and uptight about it. You white men never wanted me, so why do you care if more humble Hispanic men accept me?




So you admit that you went through the court process? Congrats, you got your due process!
Don't try to twist my words


The judge needs to put a pre-filing injunction on your stupid arrogant ass already.
Well first the judge has to get his semi-retired tooshy off his comfortable lawn chair in the Bahamas and review the Motions etc. The privilege of older senior citizens with grown children is vacationing and travel. I doubt he's going to rush back to work.

A magistrate judge can't sign orders for injunctions.

So we shall all wait.




So I've been attempting to catch up on this thread (I noped out around 300 pages ago) and here's a question:

Why do religious lolcows use God or Jesus or Yahweh or the Flying Spaghetti Monster or whoever as their personal assassin? I don't get it. Melinda isn't the only one; take ShannyForChrist, for example.

Shouldn't an omniscient deity be too busy to be the on-call assassin for idiots?
Elohim's sheep are the scapegoats of the world. I'm not surprised by your findings.

I wouldn't be surprised if you had other lolcows here who are Sheep, Lost Sheep or Gers. We don't belong to the world.




You sound sarcastic.

I legit think its normal and okay to approach someone at a party and hwisper in their dying ear "You're so sexy, lets go to the bathroom. You can squat over my face I can open my mouth and you can squirt poop into my mouth. You can take a beer shit whore. Its okay if you squirt green diarrhea into my gaping maw".

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Yes, you're the only one of 2 here with a real sense of humor.

You and BurmeseRiceFarmer. The rest of these Trolls have a stick up their ass. I don't know how their wives manage that. I bet they are like military Sargeants in the sack.
You're the one who has been chimping out for our entertainment for weeks Melinda.

That you're wrong? No need to report yourself Melinda. We all know that you're always wrong.

Oh look! Another term Melinda doesn't understand "availability bias". If she did, she would know to refer to it as availability heuristic.
My textbook I have saved from college says "availability bias".

I'll take a picture later


You know, if you're half this nasty in real life it's a wonder someone hasn't tried to throttle you yet. (Disclaimer: I have better things to do with my time.)
I save my "nasty" for those who deserve it. People like you.


Correction: certain barren women in Scripture have been described as disgraced, but barren women as a whole aren't disgraced or cursed. Women who aren't barren, who choose not to have children aren't really mentioned, or complained about. I've posted the relevant verses already.
Wrong again.

Not having children - In Hebraic Israelite culture - makes a woman disgraced as well. A life without children is abnormal to the Hebraic Israelite way.

"He causes the childless woman to live at home happily as a mother of children. Halleluyah!" (PS. 113:9 CJB)
💜❤️🤎

"Burst into song, shout for joy,
you who have never been in labor!
For the deserted wife will have more children
than the woman who is living with her husband,” says Adonai." (Isa. 54:1b CJB)
 
Oooh. Now THAT gives me an idea of a contest that I would love to compete with Melinda. Let's see who is better in the kitchen. And if there is meat in the dish you have to take it from the ground to the table. Not a timed contest necessarily. Some folks are slow pluckers and that shouldn't be a deterrent honestly. But the best family dish, using live poultry, to be judged by a panel of folks.

And then maybe a baking contest. That's where I really shine.

I'm down. Who wants some good food?
Can I only eat your food? I am afraid Melinda's food will kill me
 
You don't see Rebekah, Deborah, Yael, Huldah, and Isaiah's wife going to seminary to understand.
Yeah I did, you just never read the Torah. It's in Leviticus 14:88, you'd clearly know if you were a skilled theologian.

Yes, you're the only one of 2 here with a real sense of humor.

You and BurmeseRiceFarmer. The rest of these Trolls have a stick up their ass. I don't know how their wives manage that. I bet they are like military Sargeants in the sack.
I also have a stick in my ass but in a more literal sense, since I have erectile dysfunction I use a stick to help prop up my penis since the only pills they sell in Myanmar are opiates and I already smoke plenty of that, it's why my cock sags like the shredded skin of a snake without my cock stick
 
@TamarYaelBatYah Melinda holy fuck. No you would not be denied at Walmart for having a bachelors. They’re a retail business. They’re desperate for warm bodies to be cashiers. Other than that, there are plenty of positions higher up that would love a bachelors like upper management positions or corporate. Fucking hell you know nothing about the job market.

The situation you’re referring to happens when a company can’t pay you what you’re worth or don’t want to. A retail position at Walmart wouldn’t give a fuck since they have a set starting rate that’s non negotiable.
 
I know the man who personally trained Marshall to fight. I'm not exaggerating to say that Marshall could kill an armed man with his bare hands. Because the training he got was private and was just that good. The man who trained him was looking for a younger man to pass his secrets onto. He saw Marshall's potential and invested in him.
Jesus fuck, my sides. an internet tough guy by proxy. Was it fung goo from Tommie Tooter?
 
I also have a stick in my ass but in a more literal sense, since I have erectile dysfunction I use a stick to help prop up my penis since the only pills they sell in Myanmar are opiates and I already smoke plenty of that, it's why my cock sags like the shredded skin of a snake without my cock stick
Interesting. I also have peanus problems due to taking way, way to many Benzodiazepines like Valium and Ativan and Opioids over the course of ten years, that followed many years of heavy drinking.

@TamarYaelBatYah This is me IRL: How can I improve my looks and standing?

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Oooh. Now THAT gives me an idea of a contest that I would love to compete with Melinda. Let's see who is better in the kitchen. And if there is meat in the dish you have to take it from the ground to the table. Not a timed contest necessarily. Some folks are slow pluckers and that shouldn't be a deterrent honestly. But the best family dish, using live poultry, to be judged by a panel of folks.

And then maybe a baking contest. That's where I really shine.

I'm down. Who wants some good food?
I have not hunted in years but I would love to get involved with some hypothetical contest designed like this, baking isn't my specialty but I would be remised to dismiss my baking as lower than Melinda after she said my male gaze(lol male gayz) bothered her.


@TamarYaelBatYah you enjoy twisting others words do you not? I never said that you couldn't, I'm questioning why it is spent on a site you consider your enemy. Also thank you for stating my only sin is being able to think like a man apparently. It's very reassuring to hear from the True and Honest Prophet of Yeshua. Did you know Chris-Chan calls himself Jesus now, are you now saying that Chris Chan gives you prophetic, perhaps even wet, dreams?
 
@TamarYaelBatYah

I don't live in Wise County.
Oh? Which walmart do you shop at? I am sure they also need help and are willing to compensate you for your help

Secondly, a person with a Bachelor's degree would not be hired at Walmart. You would be denied on the basis of being "over qualified". It's a basic economic principle in the US: you can't be under qualified for a job and you also can't be over qualified.
LMFAO at all of this. You can be overqualified for a job and still be hired. Sounds like you are just making more excuses to not work and just take Melinda. Just like a true welfare queen

My degree is for entry level management at recreational fascilities. I've been offered more than one managerial position at Resorts and State Parks which I chose to decline because my priority right now in this season of my life is homeschooling my children.
The biggest fucking X to doubt on this. Nobody would ever hire you, no matter how desperate they are. Background checks are a thing and they disqualify you instantly

👆👆👆narcissistic narrative and narcissistic preoccupation with fortune and fame. I'm also sensing some narcissistic projection now that it's come to everyone's knowledge that you did a bunch of gambling and criminal activity in your past that led you into financial disaster.

You are a lot like Karl_der_Grosse. You try to project your failures onto others. You should get therapy for that instead of trying to latch onto me - a stranger - to dump all your issues on.
Admission through projection is still admission Melinda. You should stop projecting so much, it gives us an insight into the failures you are ashamed of

Lol, all this time and you think I have any problem with choices I've made? Or you're a newcomer who didn't bother reading the thread?
Subconsciously ashamed. Your mother had to have taught you that this lifestyle is shameful. You just don't want to admit it so you keep being an internet tough guy

I live with no regrets. I made decisions in my life according to my moral principles. I haven't fucked up anything in my life, I made choices and those have led me to be blessed. But I know you're a Goy who doesn't know right from wrong. You wouldn't know what blessed was, even if your very life depended on it.
Then why are you suing the Kiwi Farms and Josh to take down this thread? This thread is a highlight of your entire life and everything you aren't ashamed of doing. Or is this just another lie and you are ashamed of your past and thats why you are suing. Make up your mind

This is where your lack of self awareness shows. I'm going to have fun with this one.
You don't have enough brain cells to have fun with an argument. You killed them all about 5 years ago when you smoked that weird batch of meth

You can't figure out that those people have jobs at all BECAUSE someone else is watching their children in public school.
People with jobs homeschool their kids. Some people actually get married before they have kids so one of the parents can work and the other can teach their kids. Some people come together and agree to homeschool the group of kids with different parents taking turns teaching different days. Some parents hire a tutor to teach their kids. Its almost like you don't know what you are talking about. Weird

So now in all your hypocrisy and double standards of having an adult temper tantrum about socialism YOU'RE NOW SAYING that it's okay for people to "leech" tens of thousands of dollars off the government to send their children to public school in order to have someone watch their children so they can have a job! How the fuck do you think all those people with children got to work (at Walmart or wherever) without the use of public schools, which use BILLIONS of dollars of tax dollars annually?
When you are done beating that poorly constructed strawman, are you going to try and counter my point? Or have you realized you are too stupid to argue and will just continue to make strawman attacks?

You're an evil Goy trying to stick your neck out over an Israelite like Marshall?
Marshall is a Mexican redneck. No matter how many times you try and screech that you are an Israelite or Marshall is, you are not.

Marshall is a better man than you and the fact that you think you're better than him - a lawless Goy - is comical.
Factually incorrect. I have not been convicted of domestic abuse, I have a job, and I am not married to a redneck fake jew whore who has 6 kids from 6 different spouses who has no choice but to shack up with me after spending a good deal of time trying to leave me but realized that sucking dick for rent won't work anymore so decided to stay. Pretty sure every girl in this thread is a better man than Marshall too

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I have yet to say anything that would slander you as a false statement Melinda. You keep putting me in bad light. If you weren't a worthless Welfare queen piece of shit, I might decide to sue you. Or I will just look to get you a job you are qualified for, such as a cashier at Walmart. You might be underqualified for that but they are in need of workers

I'm witness to the fact that Marshall took down a man 6'2" who was a strong fighter. The guy physically attacked Marshall. He was Marshall's co-worker on California.
When trying to be an internet tough guy, don't tell obvious lies like Marshall had a job or that Marshall took down a strong fighter. Marshall is coated in fat

You know, it's actually possible to do your job as a full time mom AND make leisure time for yourself as a mom
Is your leisure time filing frivolous lawsuits? Or is it actively getting BTFO'ed in this thread?

Why are you so bothered by a Mexican man putting his seed in a white woman?
I thought he was an Israelite. Now he is Mexican? Make up your mind you dumb cunt

Don't try to twist my words
@Useful_Mistake twisted your word by *repeating exactly what you said* what an asshole. You should put that in your lolsuit

The rest of these Trolls have a stick up their ass
Speaking of sticks up their ass, when Josh collects, do you think the debt collector can take the one you have up your ass and sell it? I bet @Baby Yoda would love to buy it. It will help our erverlord pay for Hardin's fees after he had to deal with your dumbass

My textbook I have saved from college says "availability bias".
Is this from the useless degree that has kept you unemployed or from the first time when you didn't finish school but racked up student loan debt you are unwilling to pay?

I save my "nasty" for those who deserve it.
Damn, just wait until you meet Melinda Scott and her 6 R-tarded offspring. They really deserve your nasty. Maybe you can leave them poor with no education or work ethic to fuck them up as adults too. That would be really nasty to do

This is the United States of America. Government assistance comes without strings.
Wrong yet again. For someone who uses welfare, you certainly don't know how it works. But again, the threat of having a job which would put your income a little too high has never even come close so you wouldn't know about that one

Theology is an area in which you don't need secular credentials to be knowledgeable and have understanding of the Scriptures.
But you don't have religious credentials or an understanding of the Scriptures

What a person needs to o understand the Scriptures is something only Elohim can give: ANNOINTING.
You weren't annointed. YHWH doesn't annoy moronic crazy cunts who are parasites to society
 
I know the man who personally trained Marshall to fight. I'm not exaggerating to say that Marshall could kill an armed man with his bare hands. Because the training he got was private and was just that good. The man who trained him was looking for a younger man to pass his secrets onto. He saw Marshall's potential and invested in him.

And that's how Marshall learned Jew-Jitsu, the crypto-martial art.
 
Imagine all that time writing that inane bullshit and frivolous filings. She could have been working at least a retail job. Lordy.

Also.

@TamarYaelBatYah
You try to project your failures onto others. You should get therapy for that instead of trying to latch onto me - a stranger - to dump all your issues on.
Holy fucking shit the lack of self awareness. lmao.
 
Mel implying anyone other than herself would invest time, thought, or emotion into Mushmouth is surprisingly high in the ranks of Really Dumb Shit Mel has said. No one other than Mel would be that smoothbrained.

While the manlet is relative to the convo... I know the thread is all aboard the Marshall the Methead train, but after hearing Mel talk about how he is such a great mechanic I've got my own theory. Mel thinks he's a great mechanic because he shows up reeking of gas when the reality is he's taking epic rips off a gas can. Huffers easily end up mush-mouthed from the solvents wrecking their brain/CNS. Sure, he probably whores his manhole out for a hit off his lovers meth pipe, but he's gotta have some fix lined up for when he's prolapsed and broke.

I propose he goes out to parking lots to shove his face into unsecured gas caps in such trying times.
 
Secondly, a person with a Bachelor's degree would not be hired at Walmart. You would be denied on the basis of being "over qualified". It's a basic economic principle in the US: you can't be under qualified for a job and you also can't be over qualified.
@TamarYaelBatYah, the only people who aren't overly qualified to work at Walmart are the meat puppets who frequent them. Do you think Walmarts and retail stores in college towns are required to be understaffed out of sheer legal paradox?
My degree is for entry level management at recreational fascilities. I've been offered more than one managerial position at Resorts and State Parks which I chose to decline because my priority right now in this season of my life is homeschooling my children.
Help, I can't hit X fast enough.
 
Mel implying anyone other than herself would invest time, thought, or emotion into Mushmouth is surprisingly high in the ranks of Really Dumb Shit Mel has said. No one other than Mel would be that smoothbrained.

While the manlet is relative to the convo... I know the thread is all aboard the Marshall the Methead train, but after hearing Mel talk about how he is such a great mechanic I've got my own theory. Mel thinks he's a great mechanic because he shows up reeking of gas when the reality is he's taking epic rips off a gas can. Huffers easily end up mush-mouthed from the solvents wrecking their brain/CNS. Sure, he probably whores his manhole out for a hit off his lovers meth pipe, but he's gotta have some fix lined up for when he's prolapsed and broke.

I propose he goes out to parking lots to shove his face into unsecured gas caps in such trying times.
But bro, he TOTALLY IS a great mechanic. Have you seen that fucker change brakes? Fucking phenomenal. Literally no one with basic tools in their garage would EVER be able to do that.
 
But bro, he TOTALLY IS a great mechanic. Have you seen that fucker change brakes? Fucking phenomenal. Literally no one with basic tools in their garage would EVER be able to do that.
Not trolling, but if Melinda was at least a half decent woman, she would have made Marshall get a car mechanic job at a shop somewhere. Outside of meth, Marshall has some interest in cars and might actually be willing to learn something about it and work on cars to provide for that mutant family of theirs.

But Melinda isn't decent, Marshall is a tub of shit, and they will continue to be poor and not giving their kids a fighting chance of surviving in the real world
 
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