Message From "Magi-Chan Sonichu"

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I'm trying to imagine Barb wasting away her final days lying on the couch watching Fox News or doing whatever Barb does and then Chris walks into the room like "Greetings, Barbara. It is I, Magi-chan".
Barb has completely checked out at this point. She doesn't know whats going on and might have dementia. Chris is also probably not telling his mom everything about his delusions, because I am almost certain he still knows somewhere not-so-deep-down that the DM shit at least is insane.
 
when is Magi Chan going to tell him to massarce that highschool he was in and kill barb, rape megan ,firebomb that place that was the Game Place,cause I really want it to get to that point where he's that insane
When does your school start so that you stop shitting up threads?
 
killing himself
I honestly agreed with you until you said that. Chris might be crazy but he’s still afraid of dying and suicide has never been an viable option for him. Even if he does further deteriorate, he’s still not going to kill himself.

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when is Magi Chan going to tell him to massarce that highschool he was in and kill barb, rape megan ,firebomb that place that was the Game Place,cause I really want it to get to that point where he's that insane
Nice idea summerfag. Why don’t you tell that to Chris?
 
I know I keep saying this, but -

Is this still funny? I feel like this isn't funny anymore.
It is funny till it suddenly it isn’t

This is when he actually gets the last laugh on kiwi farms and shoots up a school as a merge - starter.

He gets killed and his story goes nationwide, capturing the imagination of all news media outlets and culminating in a best-selling biography.

This proves to be the tipping point in America's conversation on mental health, and Chris forever goes down in history as a child's folk lore
And make it style of rise and fall of the Roman Empire or the third Reich and tell the final story of sonichu and make it canon where the characters get put in a war crimes tribunal and most get the death penalty
 
Tl;Dr:
"magi-Chan" "possessed" Chris's body to deliver a mumbo-jumbo message about the Merge. He looked away from the camera looking constipated while holding a fidget cube (probably pretending to levitate it) and did some sighs. It's pretty sad to see his mental state deteriorating but its also kinda similar to the "boobies, vaginas, mmmm" video from back in the day.
Oh and Chris isn't speaking in that godawful falsetto.
I guess Chris read the vice article about small dicks going back into fashion.
 
I'm trying to imagine Barb wasting away her final days lying on the couch watching Fox News or doing whatever Barb does and then Chris walks into the room like "Greetings, Barbara. It is I, Magi-chan".
Like how in his last days, Bob wasted away to the sight of Chris walking around in a sports bra calling himself a tomgirl?
Barb has completely checked out at this point. She doesn't know whats going on and might have dementia. Chris is also probably not telling his mom everything about his delusions, because I am almost certain he still knows somewhere not-so-deep-down that the DM shit at least is insane.
I'm sure Chris spends every waking moment he has describing his visions and revelations about the merge and his status as a deity to Barb, who is too far gone to even comprehend a whole sentence of his autismo rants and can only respond with blank expressions and the occasional "That's good, sweetie." Like a kid trying to explain how the internet works to their grandparents.
 
So he's either LARPing as Magi-chan and expects to be taken seriously or he's finally snapped and actually believes this shit. So basically he's either a lying autistic faggot or he's a deranged autistic faggot.

There's just not enough popcorn for this shit.
 
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It's Chris we're talking about here. It's autism all the way down.

Doesn't matter what timeline, reality, dimension, or incarnation...Chris will always be dysfunctional and Autistic.

I know I keep saying this, but -

Is this still funny? I feel like this isn't funny anymore.

The saying "Its like a trainwreck..." gets tossed around a lot in regards to lolcows or others who completely wreck their lives, because of the morbid fascination in watching how they fail at navigating life. But I think it's more like the Chernobyl disaster, especially Chris. Trainwrecks are fast, violent situations that end fairly quickly. But with Chris it's closer to Chernobyl because it's a slow process that's filled with tragedy, failure, has gone on for decades, and continues on to this day. Like Chernobyl its punctuated with moments of excitement, and several people have a compelling and morbid fascination with it. So while at times things can be funny while watching Chris, it's more like having a compelling morbid fascination with watching things play out.

my favorite was him constantly opening his eyes to see if his "psychic powers" moved the sperg cube.

You never know, he might actually be moving it with his mind powers. He had to check!

Nah, the rest of it will have fallen out by then.

Then he can wear cheap wigs that look terrible and he has no idea how to take care of, just like so many other fat, aging men that pretend to be women.
 
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