Message From "Magi-Chan Sonichu"

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That said, I did get a laugh out of Christine being 'behind the Dimensional Curtain', aka a pair of Chris's enormous DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS Blu-tacked to his bedroom wall.
 
If magichan really freaky friday-ed with Chris, the first MC's reaction would be:
  • "Look how tall I am"
  • "Why is this body feels heavy"
  • "Why is this hair feel greasy?"
  • "Am I having a diarhea?"
  • "Why am I losing my sense of smell?"
 

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0:13: "Magi-Chan" says: Her soul is in my body... as you can see right behind me on da opposite side of da Dimensional Curtain.

Oh God its the Sega Dreamcast all over again.
 
I can only imagine Barb hearing Chris speak like a guy and having a glimpse of hope that her son stopped this tranny bullshit only to be crushed by the revelation that Chris declares he is possessed.
 
Has Chris ever stated if Magi-Chan is a female soul too? Because if not I think Chris just changed back into being a plain old heterosexual (or bi, considering magi-chain's relationship with mewtwo) man.

The part where he failed his psychic trick was hilarious, but the best part was:

"This brain... It needs work!"

Yeah we know that Chris... we've been telling you that for a while.

Edit: seems I was wrong about the gender stuff
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I wish we could see how dedicated Chris is to this fantasy. Do you think he's really going around the house pretending to be Magi-chan talking about Christine in the 3rd person? Or is it just when someone else is around to observe him? If a retard pretends to be God and nobody's around to hear him does he make a dimensional merge?
 
I want to know if Chris is knowingly pretending to be possessed for attention or if he’s actually convinced himself he’s possessed.

Anybody got any insight?
 
Oh my gosh
This so depressing but hilarious at the same time

Also, I couldnt help but notice that he's wearing the same shirt in his past 5 videos...
 
How about Chris let his body be possessed by Punchy for a few weeks so he can exercise for once. After that, just let Magi take the wheel from now on. Or just drop the drugs already Chris, that might work too.
 
Zvantastika said:
How about Chris let his body be possessed by Punchy for a few weeks so he can exercise for once. After that, just let Magi take the wheel from now on. Or just drop the drugs already Chris, that might work too.
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God. Chris doing that just-stepped-off-the-boat accent out in public? Punchy'd get his ass kicked.
 
Transcript:

Chris sits down on his bed, looking particularly saggy even by his standards. He looks into camera and addresses us.

Good day, everyone. - It is I, Magi-Chan Sss...Sonichu. I have taken possession of Christine's body, as we have swapped bodies: her soul is in my body, as you can see, right behind me (he turns to look at what appears to be a huge pair of DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS tacked to his bedroom wall in a 'significant' manner before returning his gaze to us) - on the opposite side of the Dimensional Curtain. (He produces a mobile phone.) I am recording this today, as definitely backed up by Christine's second phone (pushes the phone into the lens, causing an awkward flare which eventually resolves to let us know the vital knowledge that yes, indeed, this is Chris's second phone on 15 August 2019), it's August the fifteenth. (Withdraws phone, looking unsure as to how to proceed after dropping this bombshell. Looks awkwardly to one side, then raises right hand in 'significant' manner.)

Which...on that note, should be the day that I have uploaded this video, originally, long before I made it public. You can definitely tell that it is I versus - as opposed to Christine (gestures vaguely towards himself), not only in the vocal tones (NB he sounds and acts entirely like his usual nasal and autistic self throughout), but also my behavioural patterns. (Ditto)

He sighs, in the manner of one preparing for an heroic effort. Points 'significantly' up again.

The Dimensional Merge...continues to progress (nice tautology, Chris) - an event will happen, very soon, where my body fully comes into this 1218 Dimension (points briefly at all that is down is only the floor). And I will be swapped back with Christine, and it will definitely further progress from there. (Smiles awkwardly, smacks lips, eyes shift awkwardly aside.) It is - quite different being in a human body, as opposed to my Sonichu body. (Taps forehead 'significantly'.) 'Speshully in da brain! Mah brain works a lot better. Dis brain - (more taps) it needs work. But I am working on it (unconsciously parroting one of Chris's great phrases there), and I am improving.

With a smirk, he picks up a fidget cube and places it ostentatiously on his palm. He assumes an expression of solemn meditation. Nothing happens. He looks at us with a 'be impressed, peasants' face as he rather visibly wobbles his hand, causing the cube to roll a little. Thus encouraged, he turns his head to one side and concentrates anew. Nothing continues to happen for ten seconds. Having the good grace to look slightly embarrassed, he curls his fist around the cube and addresses us again.

...Well, that aside, anyway, still workin' on it. (Yet more taps.) She's got powwwerrr. I'm helping her find it. And she's marrowing (presumably 'borrowing') my power, too. She'll be makin' a journey very soon to - pro-gress everything there is. You will y'all be able to see and co-exist with each other, very soon. At least at this point (one tap more) mah wisdom, intuition....other thoughts....are able to be shared in this realm. So, take dat as you will, be good...be safe...

He lifts a portentous finger high, closes his eyes, and engages in heavy breathing for fifteen seconds as though practising making obscene phone calls. At last, he opens his eyes again.

...be kind an' take care of each other. (Reaches out to switch off camera.)

END
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Fake and gay.
BRB, going to make millions of OCs that kill off degenerates and put trannies in mental homes. When the merge happens the fireworks will be splendid.
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