Message From "Magi-Chan Sonichu"

[zrowsdower]

He sounds like he may have been possessed by Elizabeth Holmes who is trying to sound like Steve Jobs doing an impression of Magi-Chan.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Is this the cherry on the ice-cream-sundae of evidence for the looney-bin?

It should be but the commonwealth of Virginia nay the US doesn't just throw people in the Asylum for babbling like an idiot anymore.


If this wasn't Chris who's such a fat whimp and with a tarnished legal record (keeping him from buying guns even in Virginia) I'd swear this was a video a maniac publishes before going on a rampage disguised as "saving the souls of the lost" or some shit like that. All that's missing is the proof he's torn out that receeding hair of his and smeared excrement on the walls.

 

[FightenGnome]

This is the saddest christchan saga.

Yep, we're past the "Climax" of the Chris Chan story and we're now at the falling action.

 

[Fapcop]

So Magichan is basically the Chad that Chris has always dreamt about being?

Gotta say, I’m halfway impressed with Chris being able to stay in the same slightly lower vocal tone for the entire 3 minutes of the video... Didn’t fall out of character once!

 

[Haesindang Park]

He looks like he hasn't slept in days and completely insane

Probably because he hasn't slept in days but he is completely insane. He's also nearing 40 years old too.

 

[Fapcop]

“SEMI PERMANENT STATE”?!?

Lolwut?! So he’s going to continue with this madness?! What on earth would be the point of this crap?

Gotta say I love the mental image of Chris going downstairs to tell Barb that he’s really Magichan now. Wish it was recorded for posterity.

“Dear? It is I Magichan! I’m in Christines body just like I-Ehm-m... Just like Christine told you yesterday!”

“Ok, Chris, that’s nice... Did you pick up the dog food like I asked you to?”

 

[zap2theextreme]

Can't wait for Chris' delusions to consume his life to the point where he sees ponies out of the corners of his eyes and smashes his van into a family of four at 60mph

 

[Tikbalang]

Why do I feel like this is a Kamen Rider Den-O? Even thought I didn't watch it.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Can't wait for Chris' delusions to consume his life to the point where he sees ponies out of the corners of his eyes and smashes his van into a family of four at 60mph

That’s almost already happened. Remember that Kun Ty’nyuget a Pony created by the Idea Guys is what made him bisexual, and on his way back from Bronycon he had a fender bender. More or less he’s already there, he just wants to believe rather than it being full blown genetic mental illness.

I’ve been a member for like 6 years and that’s the first time I actually made an X-Files reference unless I was prompted or just ironically about my avatar...

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

I have no idea what a fidget cube is, but it sounds like something Chris would own.

Basically, it's a Rubik's Cube for those too lazy and/or slow-in-the-mind to work out how to solve a puzzle. Perfect for Chris, in other words.

 

[King Kiwi]

...

Maybe I should start going back to church.

 

[Casual Garbage]

Follow-up tweets & art from "Magi-Chan" about the video:

Spoiler: Tweets

Spoiler: Art

"NO, Mom. I can not clean my room. For you see....this is not my room! I am not Chris, I am Magic-Chan Sonichu! You would know this if you would follow me on twitter!"

 

[DuckDuckGo]

I want to know if Chris is knowingly pretending to be possessed for attention or if he’s actually convinced himself he’s possessed.

Anybody got any insight?

Given his deteriorating mental state, I'd say there's a big possibility that he actually believes this shit. However I could be wrong?

 

[Space.Muffin]

Man, this "Magi-chan" guy is the biggest Chris enabler.
Somebody should dox him!

 

[AmokSweptMeFromMyFeet]

Didn't even watch this video until the end. Chris can make even schizophrenia so boring nowadays.

 

[The Man With No Name]

As fucking stupid as this is, and as shit as Sockness encouraging this is...

1. I love hearing Chris sounding male again
2. I love hearing Chris TRY TO SOUND SMART

This probably implies just how little Chris thinks of women. It's not like he's a lot better when he's pretending to be male, but he doesn't sound like squealing invalid. He's actively trying to act ditsy and zany as a woman, but he's just coming off like a bag lady.

 

[Truscum Dynamite]

Chris will never recover from his mental break, kind of sad in a way, almost.

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

Watch Chris try to ditch magichan with his shitty "old" body. I mean why wouldn't he? Magichan's more fit, has better living conditions and is cleaner (assuming this nonsense is real, of course).

 

[Fapcop]

Watch Chris try to ditch magichan with his shitty "old" body. I mean why wouldn't he? Magichan's more fit, has better living conditions and is cleaner (assuming this nonsense is real, of course).

Don’t forget about Magichan’s fully functional Ferrari brain, compared to Chris’s Yugo that in Magichan’s own words: “Needs work”.

Chris would be a low IQ tard if he didn’t try to kill his old body to make the switch permanent.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

When I read the thread title, I thought it would be like Future Message 2007, then I saw the video.
Wow, Chris is taking this all the way until the bitter end. This kind of BS is what a child would do to get out of doing chores, but this is CWC, so I wouldn't be surprised. I don't know how much Bob is spinning in his grave.