Message From "Magi-Chan Sonichu"

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Gunslinger said:
Yes, but I would also not pick the body of an aging and balding manchild who dresses like a combination of an 8 year old and a bag lady, shits himself, and is running his body into the ground with hormones and fast food. Oh and the autism...let's not forget that. Of all the people that Magi-Chan could potentially switch bodies with, he picked Chris. This is not the choice of a sane, wise, or clairvoyant entity.

Chris, on the other hand, is supposedly inhabiting the body of a magic hedgehog beast who can travel through time and dimensions at will and is basically omnipotent. I think Chris got the better end of the deal in this swap.
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So at this point we're basically just talking about a really autistic version of The Thing on the Doorstep, right? Except instead of an evil genius wizard continuously switching bodies to live forever, it's an autistic manchild pretending to be inhabited by a physical demigod he made up because his life sucks and he can't deal with reality.
 
Second_Missing_Primarch said:
So at this point we're basically just talking about a really autistic version of The Thing on the Doorstep, right? Except instead of an evil genius wizard continuously switching bodies to live forever, it's an autistic manchild pretending to be inhabited by a physical demigod he made up because his life sucks and he can't deal with reality.
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He'll have to face it someday, Barb's on her last legs, the house is facing foreclosure, and no amount of claiming "you can't do this to me I'm magichan" won't stop when the sheriff department has him removed from the property...not will it's stop another "unrequited arrest, dogpiling, and or pepperspraying by them."


That last one would be poetic Justice.
 
Quixotic Son said:
I think all these Kiwi newcomers are “sock puppets” (is that what they’re called?) of Sockness.
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How dare you. I am NOT sockness. I just feel as if you are being extremely ignorant by treating him as a monster. You realize he is more powerful than any of us, yes? But he won't use his great powers to hurt us. He is a kind god. And furthermore...

No. I can't keep this shit up. That was painful.
 
It's now been over three weeks, heading for four, since Chris posted the astounding video news that his body is currently host to Magi-Chan. Since then, Magi-Chan has done nothing but tweet largely irrelevant gubbins.

Why no new videos? Could it possibly be that Chris knows that he can't keep up his half-arsed charade in front of a camera?...
 
BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
Why no new videos? Could it possibly be that Chris knows that he can't keep up his half-arsed charade in front of a camera?...
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Nah. That's one of those things that makes Chris so funny. While *we* know it's a half-arsed charade, Chris truly believes that he is pulling one over on us.

You know... talk in a deeper, somber voice and use a slightly more advanced vocabulary and everyone will think you're Magi-Chan. Or... :stupid:
 
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