Metal Elitists

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AnOminous said:
Black metal is all about taking shit way too seriously.
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Actually, no. I'd say most BM bands are self-aware. What you are talking about was the genre's juvenile age illness which, interestingly enough, coincided with the times when rappers were actually killing each other instead of just singing about it.

Edit: the above does not necessarily apply to adolescent BM fans.
 
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The Knife's Husbando said:
That's hardcore. Still sounds like someone belt-sanding a live peacock though.
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I think it sounds more like an angry wasp trapped in a beer can, but that's just me.

Those of you who follow heavy metal might have heard of Myrkur, a one-woman Danish act based in NYC that came out with a new record last year. It was co-produced by one of the dudes from Ulver, who are a pretty big deal, and it's great music for your next longboating expedition to Iceland. Listen here.

But black metal fans are some of the most venomous unholier-than-thou douchebags on the face of the planet. So when they found out that the Myrkur lady used to be in an indie band, they did the rational thing and started sending her death threats en masse.

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"I know that some of you have noticed you can no longer send me private messages. The reason for this is I am getting tired of the death threats and hate emails. Believe it or not but that s*** looses it's charm after a while. I am of course sad that I then no longer can receive personal letters from supporters + fan-art in private messages, but please continue to post your beautiful pieces on this page or to my instagram @myrkurmyrkur ."

Women in black metal? Who like music other than black metal? This will not stand.
 
Yeah, black metal people will flip their shit if you admit to liking anything other than black metal. Especially power metal, and especially especially any kind of rock, pop, country, electronica, or... well, anything not black, death, or I guess sometimes thrash metal.

I vaguely recall reading that one of my favorite one-man black metal acts, Xasthur, (Xasthur being the name of the band, its sole member calling himself "Malefic") was originally conceived as a full band, and at one point Malefic kicked a member out of the band when he learned that the guy in question was involved in... I can't remember, being a DJ or composing electronica on the weekends. NO POSERS ALLOWED

EDIT: In fact a few years ago Malefic decided everyone involved in modern black metal was a poser and stopped making black metal, or something. I dunno, guy is nuts.


EDIT 2: This is made into an ouroboros of irony, because Malefic is American and many European black metal fans think any American black metal musicians are automatically posers. I don't even know about misogyny in black metal since I've not been active in any broader black metal community, but I'm quite certain it is ubiquitous and pernicious.
 
VLAD said:
Women in black metal? Who like music other than black metal? This will not stand.
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MarineTrainedTard said:
Yeah, black metal people will flip their shit if you admit to liking anything other than black metal. Especially power metal, and especially especially any kind of rock, pop, country, electronica, or... well, anything not black, death, or I guess sometimes thrash metal.
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The main reason people ban a book or other work of art is because they can't come up with an intelligent rebuttal. And just "this sucks" isn't one. Elaborate and articulate that thought.

I'm not a fan of most Black Metal. The vocals are too guttural for me to appreciate, and while I can admire the skill and precision in playing a guitar that fast, it's too discordant for my tastes. Also, I kinda think most of the themes used in the works are overly-morbid and trying too hard to shock people. That being said though, music taste is subjective, and I'm not going to look down on people who like it. I say "most" because ya never know. One artist might come around that ya like. Pays to keep an open mind.
 
Most of what I like about black metal has to do with how many lolcows it generates.
 
The Knife's Husbando said:
Valhalla is for warriors. People who fight. Not people who put on clown facepaint and yowl onstage about burning churches.
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Varg actually burned down churches, though. And murdered a dude just for being kind of annoying.
 
AnOminous said:
Varg actually burned down churches, though. And murdered a dude just for being kind of annoying.
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When he's done a tour, give me a call.

So besides producing crappy music, he also was an arsonist & a murderer. Splendid.

I hope every one of those Justin Beibers is naked, very friendly, and singing at the top of their lungs.
 
AnOminous said:
And murdered a dude just for being kind of annoying.
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There's more than that. Varg later on said that he killed Euro because the latter was a "Sammi", which means, a Finno-Ugric person and not a proper Aryan, such as Varg himself. But that, of course, may be just him justifying his juvenile hormonal imbalance. Varg is one of the few BM musicians that actually take this shit seriously and come off as horrendous wankers worshiped by alt-right losers.

Apart from Varg, I can only think of this twat:


To his credit, he doesn't seem to be very much into this racial/nationalistic hogwash. Gaahl's not going to Valhalla, though, I don't think they accept self-proclaimed homosexuals.
 
Mark Corrigan said:
Apart from Varg, I can only think of this twat:



To his credit, he doesn't seem to be very much into this racial/nationalistic hogwash. Gaahl's not going to Valhalla, though, I don't think they accept self-proclaimed homosexuals.
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Vikings were gay as hell, dude. The only thing dishonorable about Viking gay sex was being the receiver instead of the giver. And if you take a look at Gaahl's boyfriend, it's pretty easy to surmise who's on top.

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Mark Corrigan said:
There's more than that. Varg later on said that he killed Euro because the latter was a "Sammi", which means, a Finno-Ugric person and not a proper Aryan, such as Varg himself. But that, of course, may be just him justifying his juvenile hormonal imbalance. Varg is one of the few BM musicians that actually take this shit seriously and come off as horrendous wankers worshiped by alt-right losers.
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He also said the dude had a dildo. Or something.

Anyway if you want to stir up black metal fora go there and either say Euronymous had it coming or the opposite.
 
Mark Corrigan said:
There's more than that. Varg later on said that he killed Euro because the latter was a "Sammi", which means, a Finno-Ugric person and not a proper Aryan, such as Varg himself. But that, of course, may be just him justifying his juvenile hormonal imbalance. Varg is one of the few BM musicians that actually take this shit seriously and come off as horrendous wankers worshiped by alt-right losers.
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AnOminous said:
He also said the dude had a dildo. Or something.

Anyway if you want to stir up black metal fora go there and either say Euronymous had it coming or the opposite.
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Varg's story changes every time he tells it. Never trust a Nazi to be truthful.
 
Surtur said:
We should play the RPG Varg wrote, MYFAROG.
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I'm getting Sonichu feelings from this thing. I despise that twat, but there's something endearing about such passion projects, autistic as they may be.
 
Mark Corrigan said:
I'm getting Sonichu feelings from this thing. I despise that twat, but there's something endearing about such passion projects, autistic as they may be.
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Apparently, its not terrible if not terribly original.
 
Mark Corrigan said:
I'm getting Sonichu feelings from this thing. I despise that twat, but there's something endearing about such passion projects, autistic as they may be.
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Well, MYFAROG is certainly autistic.

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And yes, the entire book is in Papyrus font.
 
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