Skitzocow Methed-Up-Samurai - Edgy, weapon sperg, meth-head, terrible gifs

[RM 810]

Spoiler: Age and Birthday

He is 33 years old and was born somewhen between November 22nd and 30th

Spoiler: Hobbies

He's into martial arts and philosophy, and not much else, unless you're counting drugs.

He has apparently done professional muay thai fights.

Spoiler: Jobs

He is apparently a civil engineer and a stockbroker. And not a great person to work with.

He's also apparently pretty rich.

He is also apparently in a metal band that tours the country.

Spoiler: Dogs

He has three dogs, at least one is pitbull.

Spoiler: Drugs n shit

He buys from the Yakuza, the Triads, and the Cartels

And is something of a big figure in his city apparently

I've used the word apparently many times in this, and while I do think that at least some of it is true it is important to bear in mind that he's 1. a tumblr user, and 2. a meth addict, two groups that lie pretty much constantly.

And sorry for triple posting, I just had too many images.

 

[Derbydollar]

@HinRai dude, just edit your old post. There's no reason to triple post.

Also, this is going into my garbage shitpost pic folder lol:

The fuck? I look close to the edge? wow Mothafucker....
you aint seen any anywhere near the fucking edge yet. wow

 

[RM 810]

@HinRai dude, just edit your old post. There's no reason to triple post.

When I try to do that I still get a message saying I can't make a post with more than twenty images.

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

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Death does seem like a good alternative to getting a visit from the methed-up-samurai.

I hope he means Kiwi Farms and he visits us!

 

[Undercurrent]

i am the edge

 

[Cosmos]

I can't believe no one's brought up how similar to he looks yet. Or maybe it's just the mask that's doing it for me.

 

[Vitriol]

I can't believe no one's brought up how similar to he looks yet. Or maybe it's just the mask that's doing it for me.

Yeah he's almost certainly an act, but its hilarious anyway.

 

[Absinthe]

Yeah, no, there's no way he does that many drugs and has a high intensity job in corporate. Especially since companies are all about PR and if they found out he had this blog, he would be fired right away. I can believe that he actually does have tendencies to violence, however, as meth tends to cause people to be impulsive. It also causes feelings of grandiosity which would explain why the dude thinks he's a badass.

 

[Yamyam]

i am the edge

He would probably talk about how he gonna doxx us and kill us all because how 'bad ass' he is.

 

[Absinthe]

Although, despite his weebness, he does manage to be slightly better than swordspergs and awesome in a really weird way. Granted, he's not as awesome as certain other druggie cows (mainly fedsmoker, who is a legitimate badass), but he still manages to do better than your typical fedora-toting sword nut for several reasons.
1. He actually does hard drugs and is thus unpredictable enough to be dangerous.
2. He must be doing something to afford all those drugs.
3. He doesn't wear a shirt.
4. Those fucking gifs and videos my god

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

Although, despite his weebness, he does manage to be slightly better than swordspergs and awesome in a really weird way. Granted, he's not as awesome as certain other druggie cows (mainly fedsmoker, who is a legitimate badass), but he still manages to do better than your typical fedora-toting sword nut for several reasons.
1. He actually does hard drugs and is thus unpredictable enough to be dangerous.
2. He must be doing something to afford all those drugs.
3. He doesn't wear a shirt.
4. Those fucking gifs and videos my god

If nothing else, at least he's not boring.

Most druggie blogs are just a lot of emo wangst and shitty quality pseudoartistic pics/videos of them and their stash.

 

[Yamyam]

If nothing else, at least he's not boring.

Most druggie blogs are just a lot of emo wangst and shitty quality pseudoartistic pics/videos of them and their stash.

And they talk about suicide alot. At least he doesn't talk about suicide like every other edgy emo drug fanatic on that site..

He is different and in a odd way it's refreshing.

 

[historical-pharmaceutical]

And they talk about suicide alot. At least he doesn't talk about suicide like every other edgy emo drug fanatic on that site..

He is different and in a odd way it's refreshing.

Yeah, he talks about murder every other post. He's got a refreshing zest for his own life.
This makes him much more entertaining in a totally unironic way.

 

[creamyfanta]

So I was thinking about doing a thread on tweaker nation in general, that being the subculture or drug addicts on tumblr, but they mostly do things like take photos in their underwear holding needles, or blowing smoke across their tits, and while that's entertaining, it's not very funny. However, while I was looking up stuff for the thread I stumbled across this guy.

The gif he's using as a header.

While he is based on tumblr he doesn't have much to do with the typical culture, his entire blog is amazing, full of videos of himself taking drugs with movie make effects and loud shitty metal, gifs of him doing the same, and lots of textwalls about drugs, swords, guns, and how much of a badass he is.

There's only one problem, he has set his blog so that people without a tumblr account can't see it, and as his videos are hosted on tumblr this does cut down on the content. I can pull the gifs off, and screenshot all I can, but if someone knows a way around this please let me know, also I will be digging to see if there's any other site with better content but I'm new to that, so if someone who knows what they're doing wants to help please do.

Meanwhile, here's some caps.

The gif from that post.

And from that one.

And his blog if you've got a tumblr account https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard/blog/methed-up-samurai

We actually already have a tweaker nation thread.

 

[Meowthkip]

Just saw this guy on my dash recently. He looks promising.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Meth is a helluva drug. Not gonna lie here but even if he's a try hard edgelord or an over the top act a nutjob; tweaked out on meth, wearing that mask and wielding a sword he's still someone I wouldn't want to stumble across in the middle of the night. People do a lot of really dumb shit on meth and inexplicable murder is easily on that list.

 

[RM 810]

Some more videos I've pulled off. Most of them are fairly repetitive, but the descriptions are interesting.

~Controlled Chaos~

in this boring era of paper slavery and conformity that we’ve been born into, my travels around the world have taught me that choosing to live your life in a state of controlled chaos is the only way to ensure this short time of physical existence is spent thoroughly without a minute wasted in this quest for self actualization. to harness a life of controlled chaos you must live every moment of your life in the predatory pursuit of knowledge in all of your interests and what you are passionate about deliberately and with the determination and reckless abandonment of an unstoppable warrior out for vengeance. to wage war against the most uninteresting version of yourself is the first step towards living the life of a legend and gaining immortality. just as the lesson taught by Bruce Lee’s words …

“The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering. ”

sending up clouds of samurai strength and perseverance to @theofficialtweakernation and to all of you who see this post!!☁

intro by The Joker: “everything you’ve ever valued or struggled for is all just a monstrous and demented gag. so why can’t you see the other side? why aren’t you laughing? ”

Yet Another cloudy night of sparring and spun out chaos fueled by Crystal meth with my tribe of warriors in the Dragonhouse surrounded by an arsenal of weapons which includes more than a fully automatic AR-15, a Glock .40, and too damn many swords….what could possibly go wrong? Nothing…. As long as you ain’t on our shit list! Haha

methed-up-samurai
Someone just messaged me saying I’ve gone off the deep end… Mothafuckah the deep end isn’t somewhere I just go to, I fuckin live there bitchboy haha!!

 

[autism420]

So how does this guy afford meth and his gas station mallninja swords? I'm guessing a trust fund.

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

my tribe of warriors in the Dragonhouse

Wait, so are there other people living with him? I was under the assumption he lived either alone with his dogs or just with his as-of-yet unconfirmed significant other?

Are there more wannabe warrior whackjobs living with him in some kind of communal drug dojo?

 

[Yamyam]

So how does this guy afford meth and his gas station mallninja swords? I'm guessing a trust fund.

He have a high end job according to his tumblr.
But I have a hard time believing him.